Should that not be 'HandupArse'?

Peak Bowie

'best economical offer'

The Cat would be nice, our Jaguar7 is getting on.

Here's a handy Venn diagram.

Seaches for 'Risser', really wish I hadn't.

i noted that stevie-fookkhn-gee was flapping his gums the other day about #nufc being his second favourite team. #FuckNo

Shorts and a tshirt will be fine.

We had two -- the boy and his 8 months younger half sister. When he went a couple of years ago she screamed and screamed and screamed all night, every night for 3 months. We all still miss him.

DCL you say?

It's not just us. #NUFC

Meanwhile I seem to have triggered the TF éminence grise.

#nufc #ffs #clickbait #bollox

Let the transfer bollox begin... #nufc

It does.

Exactly this 👆

#NUFC

#NUFC

Maybe soon no more of this plastic insanity.

It's in Pennsylvania so it is.

Seeing more of this. My quest may be nearing completion. Scouser Pokemon – gotta block 'em all

Plastic for sure ... just as I don't mind Alice Abrahams (Manure supporting Cockney) as she is reasonably fair and balanced.

That's quite alright. Has potential...

I'm only here for NUFC transfer craic. I am only interested in 'NUFC'. I am not interested in goings on at other clubs. I don't even care if we are 'big' or not. I am not interested in how big red4eva's stinky baalls are – go and teabag your mates and leave me out of your pissing display.