Chestbursty

@chestrovert

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Chestbursty@chestrovert· 27d

Someone reported a tweet on my locked idle twitter account for self-harm which means somebody following me there dug through old tweets and found one that doesn't even meet the criteria, I was talking about a side effect from a med I was taking ffs

Hi Chestbursty.,
Your account, @chestrovert was reported and has been locked for violating the X Rules.
Specifically for:
Violating our Rules against Suicide and Self-harm
You may not promote or encourage suicide or self-harm. When we receive reports that a person is threatening suicide or self-harm, we may take a number of steps to assist them, such as reaching out to that person and providing resources such as contact information for our mental health partners.

If you are having thoughts of self-harm, suicide, or depression, we encourage you to please reach out to someone and request help. Our Safety Center has a list of resources you can consult for a variety of reasons, including depression, loneliness, substance abuse, illness, relationship problems, and economic problems. You can find those resources here: https://about.x.com/safety/safety-partners.html#mental-health/.

Please know that there are people out there who care about you, and that you are not alone.

Chestbursty.
@chestrovert
I'm learning so much. I prefer the kitchen sink because of the standing up. The art of throwing up is all in the knees. Get some oomph behind the heaves. I have no idea when I will resume non-vomit tweets. If I die, tell my dad he was a good dad.

Please note that repeated violations may lead to a permanent suspension of your account. Proceed to X now to fix the issue with your account

Chestbursty@chestrovert· Jul 10

Screenshot from the movie Groundhog Day where Gus asks Phil Connors "Phil? Like the groundhog Phil" but "the groundhog" part of the caption is edited out and replaced so it now reads "Phil? Like blowjob Phil?"

Chestbursty@chestrovert· Jul 7

Sometimes I make them!

A big white insulated mug with a black&white sticker of graffiti of a smiling stick figure saying "you exist"

Chestbursty@chestrovert· Jul 6

When I first moved into this building 9 years ago nobody interacted with each other much. In the past 2-3 years there's been a gradual sense of community and it's cute it's all so cute

A heart made out of colored Christmas lights hanging from a tall wood fence

Chestbursty@chestrovert· Jul 6

The whitening power of my sweat cannot be denied

Background: a 4-story red brick textile mill that has been converted into condos. Young trees with bright green leaves grow next to a tall fence made from wood.
Foreground: middle-aged white dude with a cinnamon-sugar red and white beard that is long on the chin but trimmed shorter on the sides. He is wearing sunglasses and smiling

Chestbursty@chestrovert· Jul 5

Makin' my way downtown, walkin' fast

Chestbursty@chestrovert· Jul 4

Show your Hot Dog

Bodie Olmos, son of Edward James Olmos as "Hotdog" in Battlestar Galactica. He is wearing a fighter pilot jumpsuit, is clean-shaven with brown hair parted to the right. He is standing at attention.

Chestbursty@chestrovert· Jul 4

okay but

A close-up on a giant yellow comb held by a hand of rather swollen-looking pink fingers with 2½ inch fingernails

Chestbursty@chestrovert· Jun 26

The Vengabus? Ah yes, The Vengabus. It was coming, you see. And everybody...well, they were jumping. New York to San Francisco. *chuckle* An "intercity disco." That wasn't the draw for me, though. I like to party. I like, I like to party.

Charlton Heston, wearing a blue auto mechanic work shirt and looking wistful as he recounts a story from his youth

Chestbursty@chestrovert· Jun 22

There's a pineapple sticker on the wall of my psychiatrist's waiting room. I guess this is where swingers go for therapy

An orange pineapple decoration stuck to a grey wall. There are two purple cushioned chairs beneath and a white noise machine next to them.

Chestbursty@chestrovert· Jun 21

Happy Father's Day, this is where we scattered my dad's ashes a few years ago, I hope your dad isn't ashes but if he is I hope you have peace with it

A forest, most of the trees appear younger, under 50-100 years old. The leaves are yellowing under a clear blue autumn sky

Chestbursty@chestrovert· Jun 21

"This is the XO. The only fracking father you need is Bill Godsdamn Adama. Set condition one and bring the necktie we got the old man"

Saul Tigh from Battlestar Galactica issuing orders from the CIC

Chestbursty@chestrovert· Jun 20

A brown tabby cat curled up in a fetal position, toes to nose

Chestbursty@chestrovert· Jun 20

A silvery grey cat looking quite comfortable on a blanket covering my chest and legs

Chestbursty@chestrovert· Jun 19

this one is probably only funny to me but if I was at a bout and saw somebody wearing it that would make my day

a roller derby jersey shittily edited to read WHEELS (from meatballs)

Chestbursty@chestrovert· Jun 19

I started out a reply guy and at heart I will always be one

Twitter screenshot
First tweet: a screenshot of google translating "how do i get to the sandwich shop?" from English to Dutch, the result being "Hoe kom ik bij de broodjeszaak?"

jake @tony_magoni
How come I by the breadshack?

Chestbursty @chestrovert
The breadshack is a little old place where carbs can get together

Chestbursty@chestrovert· Jun 12

A balding dude in sunglasses with a red beard, it is streaked with white abd extends mid-chest

Chestbursty@chestrovert· Jun 2

The two characters from What Was I Scared Of? by Dr Seuss. A gentle yellow Dr Seuss being resembling a bear with its arm around a new friend, a pair of pale green pants with nobody inside them

Chestbursty@chestrovert· May 30

Posting holes on Saturday night

A box of Katz glazed chocolate donut holes

Chestbursty@chestrovert· May 24

A brown tabby belly up in bed, with a human arm and hand along his chest

Chestbursty@chestrovert· May 19

40-something(ish)

Chestbursty@chestrovert· May 17

A series of refrigerator magnets that coincidentally look like the hind legs, tails, and butts of various breeds of cats. What a whacky random happenstance

Chestbursty@chestrovert· May 1

The first American robot to kick balls into outer space

Johnny 5 from the ending of Short Circuit 2, it has repaired itself with parts from Radio Shack and has a metal mohawk and chains. Johnny 5 is pissed off and punk as fuck

Chestbursty@chestrovert· May 1

The "Batman slapping Robin" meme except Robin is asking Batman "tuna?" as Batman slaps him while saying "tuna tuna tuna tuna tuna"

Chestbursty@chestrovert· Apr 6

Chestbursty@chestrovert· Mar 28

Sure is a purty day even though we're back into the 30°F range

A red brick building juxtaposed against a beautiful blue sky full of puffy clouds

Chestbursty@chestrovert· Mar 25

It's a pretty very okay day

A screenshot of a phone's clock reading 12:34:56 pm

Chestbursty@chestrovert· Mar 23

Agatha Christie's Destination Unknown, the book cover features a drawing of an airplane flying in a serpentine path through the blue sky and clouds

Chestbursty@chestrovert· Mar 6

Three years ago today I had my first date with someone who has been by my side through good, bad, loss, reconnecting with my family, emotional metamorphosis and is a steadfast companion on my journey to peace and joy. My life is better and I am better for knowing and loving you. And I am grateful.

A gray cat and brown tabby cat lying on a colorful bedspread with all 8 of their paws entwined as though holding hands

Chestbursty@chestrovert· Mar 3

Yes. I am ready.