Oli A. White

@childdog

Author, game dev, ghost writer. Lets Read! NoSleep Podcast editor/contributor. Worked on The Charnel House Trilogy and Richard & Alice, Old Skies and stuff. Owl Cave CEO and Joli Good Productions Co-Founder. Biz enquiries: growyourownwalls@gmail.com

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Oli A. White@childdog· Apr 6

The two types of elevated being:

Two posts. One, by celebrated author and feared alien antihero Oli A. White reads:

Remember when like almost everyone used to say 'crying, screaming, throwing up' about being mildly interested in something. Let us never claim that you humans were not monstrously hyperbolic creatures.

I'll almost miss you when us metahumans send you to the Phantom Zone forever. Almost.

The other, by 3D Character and Animation artist on the highly anticipated GOTY candidate Roman Sands Re:Build Kylie B reads:

i love being a prissy lil "art is holistic" type of art school kid. makes me feel like a higher being looking down from on high when yall do the "is video game a toy? because toy not art. or mayhaps... video game is art MUSEUM (also not art because building not art)" heehee look at em scurry

The world will never recover from these two scathing posts. Nothing will ever be the same. Beware the Ides of March. Art is subjective but I am judge, jury and executioner. You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it's crawling toward you. He's wearing a bikini and looks fabulous.

Oli A. White@childdog· Apr 3

A very angry baby who rumor says is Anatoly Shashkin aka Dosnostalgic

Oli A. White@childdog· Jan 19

Is this really correct, Amazon Prime Video?

The subject says Explore: Romance movies but the first movie is called 'Die Alone' and the second is 'Streets of Fire' both of which appear to be violent thrillers.

Oli A. White@childdog· Jan 1

My sweet baby hamster Maisy passed away this morning. I don't know her exact age cos the people we got her from were cagey about it. She should've been just under 2, but we suspect just over 2. She got unexpectedly slow and clearly sick a couple days ago, and eventually let go today, in my hands.

Maisy, who would not sit still to pose for photos. RIP 01/01/26. I love you, weird little bitey baby.

Oli A. White@childdog· Dec 16

19 ahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

SHOW YOUR AGE
1 POINT FOR EACH ONE YOU USED

1 FAX MACHINE
2 ROTARY PHONE
3 ENCYCLOPEDIA
4 FLOPPY DISK
5 AOL ADDRESS
6 RECORD PLAYER
7 DIAL UP INTERNET
8 FILM CAMERA
9 MIXED TAPE
10 PHONE BOOTH
11 CURSIVE
12 CHECK BOOK
13 TYPEWRITER
14 DICTIONARY
15 VCR
16 PAPER MAP
17 WATERBED
18 POSTCARD
19 WALKMAN
20 PHONE BOOK

Oli A. White@childdog· Dec 3

Wow this makes it look like I'm a mostly-positive disabled autistic person with a hyperfixation on DC comics and a career in horror and video games. Also the least horny person to ever exist.

Word cloud visualization for 2025 showing your 50 most-used words, sized by frequency. Top 10: "game" (363×), "help" (197×), "games" (196×), "haha" (189×), "horror" (166×), "wait" (133×), "genuinely" (119×), "movie" (106×), "mean" (93×), "least" (90×) (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest)

Oli A. White@childdog· Nov 25

@ciaran-games.bsky.social So uh, this isn't actually you, right?

Oli A. White@childdog· Nov 23

Chappell Roan's look at her Corona Capital 2025 performance is a fucking MOOD. It's hard to tell in any of the still images online, but she has very bloodstained teeth. Her costume was intended to be 'a screaming banshee' and she nailed it.

Chappell Roan in a white dress with blood-red teeth, dressed as 'a screaming banshee' for her Corona Capital 2025 performance.

Oli A. White@childdog· Nov 14

Unfortunately it's AI slop:

Oli A. White@childdog· Nov 8

I'm sure I know the answer, since I can still post and everything, but this is a scam, right?

A message claiming my Bluesky account has been suspended, complete with dodgy link.

Oli A. White@childdog· Nov 7

Today I had a phonecall from the diabetes nurse, who was all like 'I'm sure you've already heard the good news but I figured I'd try and catch you anyway' and I was like 'wait, no I've no idea what you mean.' This is the test graph for the last two years:

A diabetes graph for a metric I don't understand, but it shows that I've gone from being seriously diabetic to barely prediabetic.

Written data displaying what's on the graph.

Oli A. White@childdog· Oct 18

I'm the opposite, my heart has the health age of a 20 year old apparently! But look how I look on the outside :-/

A completely real photo of me, definitely not wearing a mask

Oli A. White@childdog· Oct 14

A beautiful screenshot from Bye Sweet Carol

Oli A. White@childdog· Oct 14

Oli A. White@childdog· Oct 8

Oh here it is:

Darkwater went on. “If I can draw your attention to Exhibit 32-b, you’ll see reference to this design as part of a previous lawsuit against Bizarre Bulwark. Expertly mined metadata has determined that this asset, SSS Oh Four, was derived from the works of Eric LaRocca, Trevor Henderson, Holly Dionis, Gemma Amor, Keith Thompson and Horse… Biterman, as well as three parties also named in the lawsuit who have chosen to redact their identities. While this is a separate ongoing case, we-”

Oli A. White@childdog· Oct 5

Cover art by Kelly Turnbull for The NoSleep Podcast S23E14 illustrating the story “Forsyth Mercer & The Falmouth Fish Folk”

Oli A. White@childdog· Oct 1

Look what just appeared on a website I was on. Somehow this isn't the kind of comedy I assumed David Ian made.

Oli A. White@childdog· Sep 20

Wait, I forgot the absolute best non-Bruce Batman (other than Terry McGinnis but he's Batman BEYOND). Del-Boy Trotter as Batman

Oli A. White@childdog· Sep 17

I made my first Wikipedia edit in absolutely years to add @foxyshazam.bsky.social to the list of music video appearances on Corey Feldman's Wikipedia. I feel like a genius and an auteur and basically the new @jamesgunn.bsky.social

Music video
Year Title Artist Role
1985 "The Goonies R Good Enough" Cyndi Lauper Clark "Mouth" Devereaux
1989 "Liberian Girl" Michael Jackson Himself
2000 "Hit or Miss" New Found Glory Officer Corey Feldman
2002 "We Are All Made of Stars" Moby
2011 "Last Friday Night" Katy Perry Kirk Terry
2013 "City of Angels" Thirty Seconds to Mars
2025 "You Know My Name" Foxy Shazam Himself

Oli A. White@childdog· Sep 15

Oli A. White@childdog· Aug 31

Who do YOU think will be crowned ultimate victor on the stage of history in DC KO?

On the left:
Power Girl, Superman, Lex Luthor, Supergirl
Damian Wayne, Batman, Red Hood, Batwoman
Plastic Man, Aquaman, Harley Quinn, Lobo
Metamorpho, Wonder Woman, Swamp Thing, Firestorm

On the right:
Black Lightning, Guy Gardner, Giganta, Captain Atom, Jay Garrick(???), Cheetah, Cyborg, Big Barda, Artemis, Star Sapphire, Vixen, Zatana, King Shark, Hawkman, Etrigan, Jarro (or maybe it's Starro but that seems a bit unbalanced)

Oli A. White@childdog· Aug 17

You, earlier.

McFarlane Kite-Man action figure (Platinum chase variant)

Oli A. White@childdog· Aug 10

I just got this dope action figure of her the other day!

Oli A. White@childdog· Aug 10

Hahaha, wait, so it is meant to be green, and not this costume?

Oli A. White@childdog· Aug 5

Ah that's the curse of fiddly little pieces huh? also lol, at the bottom of your listing, I get recommended this, a figure that is currently in stock for 24 quid in stores: Never stop, eBay scalpers

Oli A. White@childdog· Aug 5

Oh hell yeah, this is the absolute perfect thing I wanted from Mafia: The Old Country. Extremely happy. $50 for 13 hours (which for me will definitely be like 20) of high quality, tight, well designed entertainment is exactly what I want from games these days.

A screenshot of a post from Culture Crave saying that Mafia: The Old Country is the things I said it is in my post

Oli A. White@childdog· Aug 1

I think this might be the worst Bluesky post of all time.

A screenshot of a post that says:
Take away all the GOAT candidates: The Wire, Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, and Lost.

What’s the best show outside of that group?

Oli A. White@childdog· Jul 31

Nearly decided not to get the McFarlane Mister Miracle, but then I did, and I STILL do not know that I'm okay with this lad's face. Pretty sure this is meant to be from the @tomking.bsky.social and @mitchgerads.bsky.social run but... HE HAS A NOSE.