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🧫🐁@chips· 19h

@melzipan.bsky.social

🧫🐁@chips· 2d

Meme of Luffy from One Piece staring wearily at a cellphone.

🧫🐁@chips· 3d

Like surprise bitch, are you thinking about my erect nipples now?

🧫🐁@chips· 3d

My man your wife is dying, why are you noting that her nipples are erect

Excerpt from the Parasite Eve novel: "...veins showed. Though obscured by her garment, he could tell clearly that Kiyomi's nipples were erect. Toshiaki took his..."

🧫🐁@chips· 4d

Unstigmatized! Mental health is treated as a moral failing that you can just "get over" with exercise or whatever, and this woman has the nerve to say taking SSRIs is unstigmatized?

Screenshot of the end of the NYT opinion piece. Camille Bromley (the author of the piece) highlights her comment, which reads as:

"I belong to a generation of Americans who grew up with Prozac and other SSRI antidepressants. Taking them was routine and unstigmatized. I remember a friend with anxiety telling me, with relief, 'I don't have to feel this way anymore.' While reporting this story, I talked to dozens of long-term users of antidepressants who had a different experience. What helped you make a lasting, positive change in your mental health?"

🧫🐁@chips· 6d

cursed, it's all cursed

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4. Trump targets birthright citizenship
5. AI-designed viruses raise biosecurity fears

🧫🐁@chips· 7d

Added a new screen protector but there's a single piece of dirt causing a bubble in the middle of the screen

Meme of Omni-Man from Invincible staring at a cell phone with blood shot eyes.

🧫🐁@chips· 11d

A screenshot of the classic Looney Tunes cartoon “Punch Trunk” that shows a newspaper with a frazzled man claiming “I seen it” referring to the tiny elephant wandering around during the cartoon.

🧫🐁@chips· 20d

fuck every last one of these motherfuckers holy fuck does this piss me off

In fact, there are still no studies that support the claim that any of the 20 doses of the seven infant vaccines recommended for American children before the first year of life do not cause autism. These vaccines include DTaP, HepB, Hib, IPV, PCV, rotavirus, and influenza.

🧫🐁@chips· 24d

can't wait to see this on all the networks

Simpsons screenshot: "Note: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet"

🧫🐁@chips· 24d

bringing this back

🧫🐁@chips· 28d

Omae wa mou shindeiru

My Pokemon Go recently caught screen, which is just a bunch of Pikachus in various hats and outfits.

🧫🐁@chips· Jul 13

okay it's been going on for days but especially today:

🧫🐁@chips· Jul 12

amending my worst Pokemon design list to include buzzwole why the fuck is this mosquito jacked

The Pokemon Buzzwole, which is basically just an uncomfortably muscle-y man with a mosquito head.

🧫🐁@chips· Jul 10

🧫🐁@chips· Jul 6

delete your account delete all of your accounts throw all of your computers out the window

The movie takes place in the “Tillyverse,” described by the production company as “a surreal digital world located somewhere up in the Cloud.” It will tell “a coming-of-age story infused with existential AI chaos,” Particle6 said.

“The film will absolutely be funny, chaotic and self-aware — very Tilly,” Van der Velden said. “But underneath it, there’s something deeper about identity, performance, and our very human fears around AI. And yes, art will most definitely be imitating life.”

🧫🐁@chips· Jul 5

🧫🐁@chips· Jul 2

me if someone invited me over to watch LotR for the first time but just wanted to fuck:

🧫🐁@chips· Jul 1

A meme of a man making an "oof" face superimposed over a washing machine setting dial set to large oof size

🧫🐁@chips· Jun 26

oh sweet my cute little konbini game turned into a survival horror

Screenshots of the game inKonbini. Makoto stands in a dark convenience store facing a wall of refrigerators. She has a flashlight illuminating the Mysterious Man.

Another inKonbini screenshot. Now the Mysterious Man has the flashlight, leaving Makoto in shadow behind him.

🧫🐁@chips· Jun 25

"I know a lot of trans people have said this"

The Nathan Fielder meme where he's laughing alone but his friends are definitely totally there, just out of frame, laughing along with him.

🧫🐁@chips· Jun 23

bro what

Purpose: Protect children, families, and the public from content promoting transgender
ideology, homosexuality, or cross-dressing.
Applies to: All streaming services operating in the State (e.g., Netflix, Disney+, Prime Video,
Apple TV+).
Prohibited Content:
Promotion of transgender ideology or gender transition.
Positive or normalizing portrayal of gay, lesbian, or bisexual behavior.
Cross-dressing or rejection of traditional male/female roles.
Prohibition: No streaming service may host, distribute, or make available prohibited content,
regardless of age rating or disclaimers.
Penalties:
Minimum fine of $10 million per hour for each hour prohibited content is available.
Each movie, episode, or clip counts as a separate violation.
Additional Enforcement:
Repeated violations can lead to suspension or banning of the service in the State.
Internet providers may be required to block violating services.

🧫🐁@chips· Jun 22

Bro

There is now a plethora of ways to identify into queerness that don’t require such drastic measures as having sex with women or transitioning to become a man. A woman doesn’t even need to claim bi-curiosity to find her way under the LGBTQIA umbrella, when the “q” is right there. The amorphous, all-encompassing term “queer,” the reclaimed slur, allows people to gesture at being sexual minorities without specifying which sort. Someone who’s by all accounts straight can correct the record and insist she’s “queer” without anyone asking her what she means by this, lest they be accused of nosiness or gatekeeping. Or rather, people (often, gay people) do have some questions, but the polite thing is to take people at their word when they assert their queerness. Even if there is much private, back-channel discussion of how we all know that lady with a husband is as queer as Hugh Hefner. (A derisive term exists for this: spicy straights.)

My aim here is not to insist that heteroflexible women with husbands, or assigned-female-at-birth non-binary people with high heels and boyfriends, are in some definitive sense straight women in denial about their true selves. If, in an everyday situation, a woman tells you she’s queer, and then introduces her male partner, no gotcha is in order. Maybe, if she expanded upon what she meant by “queer,” you wouldn’t think she was, but politeness dictates nodding along respectfully. If you feel moved to call her a straight woman who thinks she’s interesting, have the decency to wait until she’s left the room. But I’d also urge some sympathy for the spicy straights. If you get some straight women claiming to be queer, this is because . . . straight women have internalized the idea that straight womanhood is a bit ridiculous.

🧫🐁@chips· Jun 18

Terminator 2: Judgment Day meme of John Connor's friend Tim being a true friend and telling the T-1000 (disguised as a cop) that he doesn't know who the person in the photo is, even though he definitely knows it's John.

🧫🐁@chips· Jun 13

The Onion Sickos guy, but he's wearing a sombrero and his shirt is labeled "Mex-Sickos". He is looking through a window saying "Sí...ja ja ja...SÍ!"

🧫🐁@chips· Jun 1

when you want to be the uwu mushroom but you know in your heart you're the existential screaming mushroom

Fungling enemy from Hollow Knight. It's a cute little floating fungus that looks like it's making an uwu face.

Shrumal Warrior from Hollow Knight. It looks like a capped mushroom with appendages and a face. It also looks like it's screaming.

🧫🐁@chips· May 28

absolutely lost it reading this lmfao

"Donkey Kong Jr., the Original Donkey Kong, and Wrinkly Kong appear to be the only Kongs who know how to do math correctly."

🧫🐁@chips· May 26

the face of a man who hasn't forgotten all the times you dropped the baby off the side of the stage over the past 30 years

Mario Kart World Penguin. It's the same penguin design as in Super Mario 64. The penguin is giving an unsettling smile and side eye.

🧫🐁@chips· May 2

I stand by Nosepass being the worst Pokemon, but this is a strong contender If I was at a beach and this came running out of the water at me I would shit myself

The Pokemon Toedscool, which is just Tentacool but its tentacles are legs now and they can apparently run at speeds of 30mph because the people who work on Pokemon are freaks

🧫🐁@chips· Apr 18

I WILL PROTECT THE BABIES WITH MY LIFE