Chip Unicorn

@chipuni

A perpetual student, here to read from more knowledgeable people more than to write. Software engineer, furry. Icon created by @rowyn@mastodon.art Pronouns: they/them or he/him

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Chip Unicorn@chipuni· 18d

Next time, might I suggest

It's Dr. Brown's Cel-Ray tonic! The refreshing taste of celery in sparkling water! Since 1869, which means our forefathers completely lacked any sense of taste.

Chip Unicorn@chipuni· Jul 4

For the 250th anniversary, here is the United States Declaration of Independence.

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare,

Chip Unicorn@chipuni· Jul 1

Happy Canada Day! Eat all the poutine! Image source: www.procyonwildlife.com/gmedia/4_bea...

A family of three beavers eating chutes together. Adorable!

Chip Unicorn@chipuni· Jun 20

It's Juneteenth. Post your favorite fictional Black character.

Chidi from _The Good Place_.

I love my blerds!

Chip Unicorn@chipuni· Jun 19

Has anyone told Donald Trump? He had a whole Presidential action about this! Source: trumpwhitehouse.archives.gov/presidential...

Sec. 2. Policy. (a) It is the policy of the United States to prosecute to the fullest extent permitted under Federal law, and as appropriate, any person or any entity that destroys, damages, vandalizes, or desecrates a monument, memorial, or statue within the United States or otherwise vandalizes government property. The desire of the Congress to protect Federal property is clearly reflected in section 1361 of title 18, United States Code, which authorizes a penalty of up to 10 years’ imprisonment for the willful injury of Federal property. More recently, under the Veterans’ Memorial Preservation and Recognition Act of 2003, section 1369 of title 18, United States Code, the Congress punished with the same penalties the destruction of Federal and in some cases State-maintained monuments that honor military veterans. Other criminal statutes, such as the Travel Act, section 1952 of title 18, United States Code, permit prosecutions of arson damaging monuments, memorials, and statues on State grounds in some cases. Civil statutes like the Public System Resource Protection Act, section 100722 of title 54, United States Code, also hold those who destroy certain Federal property accountable for their offenses. The Federal Government will not tolerate violations of these and other laws.

Chip Unicorn@chipuni· Jun 10

Describe your gender without downloading any new pictures.

A kitten, tangled up in lots and lots of toilet paper. It's a real mess, but cute.

Chip Unicorn@chipuni· Jun 8

She has thought deep and hard about issues. Source: www.juanitaformayor.com/issues

"In a city like Los Angeles, we face critical issues such as high sales tax.

Key issues facing cities like Los Angeles include:"

After that, silence.

Chip Unicorn@chipuni· Jun 3

@kamlager-dove.house.gov By the way... congratulations so far. You might not have to compete in the general election! Source: results.lavote.gov#year=2026&el... at 12:30pm (PT) 3 June 2026.

UNITED STATES REPRESENTATIVE, 37th District
Candidate(s) Votes Percent
SYDNEY KAMLAGER-DOVE (D) 36,046 51.12%
BALTAZAR FEDALIZO (R) 9,580 13.59%
SAMANTHA MOTA (D) 7,231 10.26%
RYAN DUCKETT (D) 5,269 7.47%
ELIZABETH FENNER (D) 4,431 6.28%
TODD LOMBARDO (D) 2,790 3.96%
JOHN THOMPSON PARKER (P) 2,176 3.09%
JUAN REY (N) 1,535 2.18%
STEVE HILL (N) 1,449 2.06%

Chip Unicorn@chipuni· Jun 3

Sad wisdom from kottke.org/26/06/the-th... :

There are three ways to make a living:

1) Lie to people who want to be lied to, and you'll get rich.
2) Tell the truth to those who want the truth, and you'll make a living.
3) Tell the truth to those who want to be lied to, and you'll go broke.

Chip Unicorn@chipuni· May 29

The Saja Boys say, "this concert series is too evil for them." Image source: kpop-demon-hunters.fandom.com/wiki/Saja_Boys

The Saja Boys from _KPop Demon Hunters_ in full grim reaper outfits.

Chip Unicorn@chipuni· May 28

Source: pixelframe.design/waffle-house...

"AVALI HOUSE" in the style of "WAFFLE HOUSE"

Chip Unicorn@chipuni· May 23

Here is where I got the number from. I guess that it includes pre-orders that were actually sold.

As of June 2024, a total of 11,688 Tesla Cybertrucks had been sold,[123] making it the top-selling electric pickup truck in the United States during the first half of the year.[124] By October 2024, industry estimates placed cumulative sales at approximately 27,185.[125] However, by November 2024, sales numbers were reported to be lower than initially anticipated, prompting a price reduction.[126] According to Kelley Blue Book, total sales for 2024 were estimated at 38,965, making it the best-selling electric pickup truck in the United States.[127] A recall stated that 46,096 vehicles had been produced prior to February 27, 2025.[128]

Chip Unicorn@chipuni· May 22

We need to test whether Eartha Kitt was hot. *looks at picture of Eartha Kitt* Eeeeeeeeeeeee-yup! Source: www.regenerationblackcinema.org/films-and-fi...

It is a picture of Eartha Kitt, a light-skinned Black woman, looking over her shoulder. Her expression is uncertain. But, yes, she is VERY beautiful.

Chip Unicorn@chipuni· May 21

There's also a FlixBus from Syracuse to Brooklyn.

A set of bus routes from Syracuse to NYC.

Chip Unicorn@chipuni· May 6

100% Antifa.

Robert F. Sargent: "Into the Jaws of Death", a photograph of soldiers landing at the beach of Normandy on D-Day (June 6, 1944).

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Into_the_Jaws_of_Death_23-0455M_edit.jpg

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Chip Unicorn@chipuni· May 3

A memorial for Rudy Giuliani will be held at the Four Seasons.

Rudy Giuliani giving a press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

Source: https://whyy.org/articles/trumps-four-seasons-total-landscaping-bill-on-the-house/

Chip Unicorn@chipuni· Apr 30

> What will the next big trend be?

Taken from https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=2169368

Frans Hals' Laughing Cavalier (in the Wallace Collection) wears a slashed doublet, wide reticella lace collar and cuffs, and a broadbrimmed hat, 1624

Chip Unicorn@chipuni· Apr 22

Please, please, please -- When you take over Infowars, keep up the series that's happening now about how terrible awful the Onion is. Just make it even more extreme -- that the Onion claims that they were the First Woman On The Sun.

The Democrat Party Funded Satirical Newspaper, The Onion, Is Now Claiming For the 2nd Time That They Own Infowars After Being Caught In A Fraudulent Bankruptcy Auction In November of 2024 That Was Overturned By A Federal Judge

Chip Unicorn@chipuni· Apr 17

An image of Snoopy on his dog house shouting "Curse you, Red Baron!"

Chip Unicorn@chipuni· Apr 16

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Chip Unicorn@chipuni· Apr 7

That's what it looks like. Source: truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...

A Truth Social post:

Based on conversations with Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif and Field Marshal Asim Munir, of Pakistan, and wherein they requested that I hold off the destructive force being sent tonight to Iran, and subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz, I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks. This will be a double sided CEASEFIRE! The reason for doing so is that we have already met and exceeded all Military objectives, and are very far along with a definitive Agreement concerning Longterm PEACE with Iran, and PEACE in the Middle East. We received a 10 point proposal from Iran, and believe it is a workable basis on which to negotiate. Almost all of the various points of past contention have been agreed to between the United States and Iran, but a two week period will allow the Agreement to be finalized and consummated. On behalf of the United States of America, as President, and also representing the Countries of the Middle East, it is an Honor to have this Longterm problem close to resolution. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Chip Unicorn@chipuni· Apr 7

Representative-- It is *harder* to remove a President through the 25th Amendment than it is through impeachment. I strongly recommend impeachment instead of the 25th Amendment.

Thereafter, when the President transmits to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives his written declaration that no inability exists, he shall resume the powers and duties of his office unless the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive department or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit within four days to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office. Thereupon Congress shall decide the issue, assembling within forty-eight hours for that purpose if not in session. If the Congress, within twenty-one days after receipt of the latter written declaration, or, if Congress is not in session, within twenty-one days after Congress is required to assemble, determines by two-thirds vote of both Houses that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall continue to discharge the same as Acting President; otherwise, the President shall resume the powers and duties of his office.

Chip Unicorn@chipuni· Apr 4

Make yourself the same golden color as the Colonel's recipe...

The text: "KFC Extra crispy sunscreen".

It's an island view with two palm trees out of focus, a beach ball, a bubble pipe, and a bottle of KFC Extra Crispy sunscreen!

Chip Unicorn@chipuni· Apr 1

It's always nice when previous-you knows what's important in life.

A pre-order, showing that I pre-ordered on March 15, 2026.

Chip Unicorn@chipuni· Mar 28

Source: trumpwhitehouse.archives.gov/presidential...

Chip Unicorn@chipuni· Mar 11

Yeah? If you like them so much, why don't you put your NAME on it?

Gail Simone, indeed, does like the X-Men enough to put her name on it.

"The Uncanny X-Men: Red Wave" by Gail Simone, David Marquez, Javier Garrón, and Matthew Wilson.

Chip Unicorn@chipuni· Feb 26

Edvard Munch's "The Scream", a very famous painting.

Chip Unicorn@chipuni· Feb 24

Shrimp in garlic-wine sauce over linguini. It's a meal @misseli.bsky.social and I have for very special occasions. I also have music ready for the joyous occasion.

A list of songs to play when It Happens.

Text:

Baba Yetu (Casey Stone Remix) Christopher Tin Civilization 4
Big Love Adagio Bond Shine
Birdhouse in Your Soul They Might Be Giants Flood
Dr. Sunshine Is Dead Will Wood and the Tapeworms Self-Ish
Feeling Good Nina Simone A Touch of Brass: 250 Brass Section Pop & Soul Classics (Super Deluxe Edition)
Georgia Warhorse JJ Grey & Mofro Georgia Warhorse
Hoedown Emerson, Lake & Palmer The Best Prog Rock Album In The World Ever (Disc 1)
Hubba Hubba Zoot Zoot Caramba
I'm Alive (Life Sounds Like) Michael Franti & Spearhead All People (Deluxe Version)
Keep Your Sunny Side Up Broadway Music Makers (Grey Gull Studio Orch.) Grey Gull 1807 (1929)
Latino Americana Avance Incontrolable
Love To The People (English, guest vocal by Elan, lead guitar by Santana) Cheb Khaled Ya-Rayi
Made In Tribu Baharú Tribu Baharú Pa'l Más Exigente Bailador
Me Se La Ralph Thamar Putumayo 10th Anniversary Collection (Vol. 2)
Mi Vida Es Cantar Celia Cruz Celia Cruz and Friends - A Night of Salsa
Nuestro Himno (Hip Hop Version) Various Artists Somos Americanos (We Are Americans)
Pynk (feat. Grimes) Janelle Monáe Dirty Computer
Queen Bee Tina Guo Cello Metal
Salam, La Paz Al Final Alabina Sahara
The Smile Song Daniel Ingram My Little Pony - Songs of Friendship and Magic (Music from the Original TV Series)
So Long-Farewell-Goodbye Big Bad Voodoo Daddy Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
Song of Solomon Animals As Leaders Animals As Leaders
Survivor Destiny's Child Destiny's Child #1'S
To the Quasar Ayreon Universal Migrator, Pt. I & II
Weasel Stomping Day "Weird Al" Yankovic Straight Outta Lynwood
YAVA! BABYMETAL Metal Resistance
The Yip Song Robyn Hitchcock And The Egypti Greatest Hits

Chip Unicorn@chipuni· Feb 14

Chip Unicorn@chipuni· Feb 13

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