ChiTheMonkey🏳️🌈 is waiting for her season ❄️💀🐦⬛
@chithemonkey
Books and games and stories and gender and motherhood. Likely older than you. Wife of @gosmrwngz.bsky.social aka Hope Still Haerzhal Irynbergasyn (Aether-Faerie) Cocktails at #chidrinks Elder Library Woman. Ook. 'Strikingly beautiful' (she/her)
For those curious, it was an edited version of this meme (but with my name in it)
Two years ago today I came out at work with a Star Trek meme. It's gone pretty well
I had two good cocktails and a key lime tart and it was a mighty good time
Things wot I forgot on the trip: -facial cleanser -makeup remover -any and all belts (the biggest problem, alas) Upside: Friends said I looked good
Work mode: Barely made up vs Date mode: More than that
Show me a cool physical game (I have to stop at one?)
AAAAAAAAAAAAA Achievement unlocked! I get to do this maneuver when I wear a crewneck shirt!
Hey, it's still Pride. Fuck 'em.
Dead Bastard #chidrinks I picked up a couple cases of Fever Tree ginger beer, so there will be drinks featuring it for the next little while ☺️ This is a double, and is a flavorful bubbly nightmare of a cocktail. 😵💫
Aaaaaah my rings from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social showed up! Not the best picture of the pink tourmaline, but both rings are absolutely gorgeous and I'm losing my mind. Totally rethinking what I want to wear tomorrow 🤣
One day I will figure out how to get my hair to stay like this for more than 20 minutes and I'll be a complete menace about it.
Been rereading the Guards books from Discworld, got to this passage and was like "Damn, Angua, I feel you girl"
Last Word #chidrinks Why yes, that is actual Chartreuse. No, you cannot have any. (This drink is magnificent, tart, slightly sweet, balanced, delicious)
You know, you're right. Swap out LINK FOR THE PAST with this timeless classic (in my defense I am very very tired)
Introduce yourself with four games
Adult prom was a disappointment, so we've gone to listen to trans ladies play jazz instead
It's wild how, even low-/no-makeup, I still smile when I look at myself in the mirror these days
Mai Tai #chidrinks A big fucking Mai Tai because I am tired and don't have to do jack or shit tomorrow.
I have an ancient and derelict collection of these things.
Slightly the worse for pizza dinner, but
Cactus Juice #chidrinks I made this because I had fresh bubbles from the G&T last night, and it let me kill the last bit of pineapple I had around the house It's refreshing, and *not* overpoweringly sweet. Plus it's pretty as hell and makes me think of @rfiddlesticks.bsky.social
Old heads will remember: "I'm ChiTheMonkey, and this is my gin"
Gin & Tonic #chidrinks Anthony Stewart Head was from London, so I made a good ol G&T to toast his life well lived. Thanks for Giles and so much else. Cheers
I know I usually try to keep things pretty light and happy here, but sometimes I have to be angry about the BS happening at my Southern public library. From a draft I'm not sending until tomorrow morning, after I've had the chance to sleep on it:
Pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it b&w
Gonna throw another one on here, just because it's pretty and also applies.