The Chonkahedron
@chonkahedron
Giant Scottish Softboi. Big Dad Energy. Not a slut but I play one on the internet. NSFW. BLM. Trans rights are human rights. 🔞🏴🏳️🌈 MDNI. EMPTY PROFILES GET BLOCKED. Queer smut, collections of interesting pop culture ephemera, shitposting
Getting in early on the tummy Tuesday. Giving off some sort of "disappointed authority figure" vibes for some reason.
POV: you're my bed at 2AM and I'm on my way back from having to pee.
One of my favourite vaporwave albums, now available on GBA cartridge!
There was the episode where the world was gay apart from Ellen and literally that was the first time I realised that gay chubby people can exist because I had never seen any of them before.
Some people seem to get horny in the heat. I am not one of them. I get sweaty and have to shower repeatedly. And my brain just slows down. Blegh.
Since it's apparently tighty white Tuesday, I'm being a contrarian and wearing black. So there. #TummyTuesday though.
Generally speaking, tighty whities Saturday isn't really a theme on here. But that's not going to stop me!
When the AI slop adverts look like something from a Brian Yuzna film.
Stuff like this makes me feel better about AI. For the record, no I'm not. In fact I would genuinely rather shit in my hands and clap.
Trimmed the beard then went out to celebrate @distorted-view.bsky.social's birthday on Saturday! Was really fun and turns out the orange Jagermeister is dangerously tasty.
Oh. Forgot to say, got myself a singlet from @denloungewear.bsky.social and holy fuck is it incredibly comfy.
OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK YOU GUYS.
It's the first Tummy Tuesday of Pride Month. So I hope you appreciate it appropriately.
My beard really could do with a trim but I'm enjoying my hair at this fun floofy stage.
Turns out this couch is the perfect height to get railed on as I found out about 45 seconds after these pics were taken. *ahem*