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Dog-obsessed bigfoot. Art sometimes. (he/they)

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Chowder (commissions open)@chowderstyle· 12d

Very short man pursues dreams of stardom while dodging corporste assassin

Chowder (commissions open)@chowderstyle· 22d

"And I says to him, 'tell me I'm wrong!' And he says, 'I can't, baby, 'cuz you're not!'"

Chowder (commissions open)@chowderstyle· Jun 17

Chowder (commissions open)@chowderstyle· May 8

The creatures. The clowns.

Four apelike creatures. In the back is a tall, skinny one with a pronounced neck ruff eating a piece of fruit, next to a rotund one sitting on the ground. In the front a small one with bulging eyes and a tuft of curly hair yells, and one with saggy features sits calmly.

Chowder (commissions open)@chowderstyle· Apr 19

Found some unspent Christmas money so I spent it irresponsibly at Powell's. My to-read list swells.

A collection of books. Top row, left to right: Of Monsters and Mainframes by Barbara Truelove, a Catalogue of Catastrophe by Jodi Taylor, The Harrowing Game by Antoine Revoy, Gods of Jade and Shadow by Silvia Moreno-Garcia, How to Become Dark Lord and Die Trying by Django Wexler. Bottom row: Delicious In Dungeon vol. 5, The Undetectables by Courtney Smith, The Black Tides of Heaven by Neon Yang, a House With Good Bones by T. Kingfisher, Hexes by Tom Piccirilli.

Chowder (commissions open)@chowderstyle· Mar 18

Getting ready for mad science.

The front cover of the Mortasheen ttrpg rulebook. There is no text. A blue monster with a three-lobed, toothy mouth on top of its head, yellow eyes under the mouth, and two feet reminiscent of both a rat and a lizard stands among some industrial looking pipey stuff.

Chowder (commissions open)@chowderstyle· Mar 12

If you see this, share your smash bros main

Chowder (commissions open)@chowderstyle· Mar 12

Shit man, that's rough. This is Rango, who brings me joy and silly behavior every day. This photo was taken by a friend of mine at the doggy day care where we both work.

Chowder (commissions open)@chowderstyle· Mar 11

Chowder (commissions open)@chowderstyle· Mar 10

Abe Simpson explaining to his son that he used to be with it, but they changed what "it" was, and now what he's with isn't it and what's it seems weird and scary.

Chowder (commissions open)@chowderstyle· Feb 12

Yum

Chowder (commissions open)@chowderstyle· Dec 29

Sun's coming up nice

Chowder (commissions open)@chowderstyle· Dec 15

Gnome problem, buddy.

An anthropomorphic jackalope and an anthropomorphic wasp confront a guinea pig who is clearly also a gnome. The jackalope brandishes a staff threateningly and the wasp is holding a small boulder above her head, ready to smash. The gnome is flipping them both off.

Chowder (commissions open)@chowderstyle· Dec 6

Sunset

Chowder (commissions open)@chowderstyle· Nov 22

Chowder (commissions open)@chowderstyle· Nov 19

A commission for @danielrotwind.bsky.social , who's found himself in a bit of trouble. Fortunately his captor seems to have made a small oversight...

Chowder (commissions open)@chowderstyle· Nov 14

Sunset was nice today.

Picture of a sunset sky in a nice orange shade

Chowder (commissions open)@chowderstyle· Nov 11

I'm afraid but evidently not that afraid

Chowder (commissions open)@chowderstyle· Nov 11

Hear me out on this one

Chowder (commissions open)@chowderstyle· Nov 2

A sketch commission for @firengames.com

A sketch of a cartoon dog cheerfully running across the screen weilding a morningstar.

Chowder (commissions open)@chowderstyle· Oct 20

Describe your Bluesky account with a single image

A scan of a Sam & Max comic page titled, "Our Bewilderuming Universe." Sam shares Baffling Animal Wonders, pointing at a tapir and declaring, "Look at that. Isn't it ridiculous? Maybe it will leave if we all laugh at it." Max recommends, "Here's an experiment you can do! Leave a bag of bread on top of the refrigerator for a long time. It will eventually turn grey and taste bad. Now throw it in the street." In an inset, Max announces with some distress that "sea monkeys are NOT primates!" Sam recommends pondering the vastness of the universe until you go insane. He then opines that incoming galactic radiation concerns him, and that "we're all going to get something wrong with us," while Max wears a radiation suit for safety. Sam asks Max what would happen if they opened all the locks on the Panama Canal at once, and Max gleefully suggests it would probably be horrible. Finally, Sam asks, "Which fruit or vegetable is most resilient when you throw hammers at it? How can we find out?"

Chowder (commissions open)@chowderstyle· Sep 17

Birthday boy's birthday dinner

A black and white dog sitting politely as he awaits a burger combo meal

A black and white dog eating a burger combo meal.

Chowder (commissions open)@chowderstyle· Aug 31

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.

Chowder (commissions open)@chowderstyle· Aug 19

Any chance I could mooch a Laurel?

Chowder (commissions open)@chowderstyle· Aug 9

My favorite Doctor and companion.

Chowder (commissions open)@chowderstyle· Aug 6

Unkind.

Chowder (commissions open)@chowderstyle· Aug 1

I'm going to go with muppet, potato, stoic-center, and employed but at one of those dirtbag jobs that aren't viable anymore. This dog would run a small-time hiking supply store thirty hours a week but only the specific thirty he felt like any given week. Pitbrador with possibly a touch of hound.

A black and white pit bull/labrador mix, sleeping on a black faux leather couch, wearing a seafoam collar. The blue name tag reads "Rango."

Chowder (commissions open)@chowderstyle· Jul 13

#PupSky gets Rango!

A candid snap of a black dog with white chest markings and paw tips. He's relaxing on a black couch, looking at the camera like someone just called his name (because I did).

A posed picture of a black dog with white chest markings in a fenced play area. He bleppin'. Photo by Erwin Davis.

The same dog from the previous two photos splooted on a rug with red and fawn swirly patterns. He's pointed away from the camera but looking over his shoulder.

Chowder (commissions open)@chowderstyle· May 4

'Cause it's a heave (hey) ho (hey) Comin' down the plains Stealin' wheat and barely And all the other grains And it's a ho (hi) hey (ho) Farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger On Regina's mighty shores