I wish.

Here at the ChiTown Drive-In Metal Movie Night to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and we’re all out of bubble gum.

For a while my Costco carried this stuff. Blends well and the vanilla tastes better to me than other brands, almost like cake batter, probably on account of the pea protein. If somewhere else doesn’t have it reasonably priced, my fallback is stocking up on Orgain when it’s on sale.

We are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx.

Have fun but stay safe.

Very lucky to experience the joys of fatherhood.

Still can’t get over how amazing the weather was this last weekend in Chicago. You probably can’t overdose on this feeling but I’m going to try.

Beautiful night for some baseball with friends at Wrigley Field.

It’s just a beautiful day.

Perfect weather day for the Chicago Blues Festival.

Got to check out the Union Pacific Big Boy No. 4014. They did not let me sound the train whistle.

Good morning.

I don’t add enough music to my morning coffee and newspaper, so trying to change that.

Really says it all.

You think it can’t happen in America, but you’d be wrong.

“TEACH THE CONTROVERSY!”

Was a great day to be in the sun.

It’s only up on concrete blocks for now.

I hope everyone meets the people they need to today.

Happy Cinco de Cuatro.

Me as the White Sox get closer to .500.

April showers, May flowers.

First time seeing Noah Shultz pitch for the White Sox.

Chasing away the clouds on an overcast morning with a damn fine cup of coffee and a donut.

Now if the guy had been wearing this InfoWars shirt it would have made more sense.

The smell of lilacs is one of my favorite signs of spring.

Getting outside for a while. At the Morton Arboretum.

Halt your scroll you must post a rare hulk

Cheers to the ongoing rebuild.