Christian Alsis
@christianalsis
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My face before putting on "The Diary Of A Polarizing Figure" vs my face while listening to "The Diary Of A Polarizing Figure"
Back to work and missing the beach today. Text from my wife who is still down the shore for context.
Several 93 Phillies stuffed chocolate pie down Chris Wheeler’s pants
Less headlines about jelly roll and more headlines like this please.
Momentary lull in the conversation at a dinner party: “You know, I read recently that Fergie the Platypus loves hanging out with the Sunshine Bay Crew.”
Calling it now: by the end of the summer, “the he-man” will rival “the Rachel” for most iconic on-screen hairdo.
Three years in, how are we feeling about the 2023 Eagles draft class?