christi

@christikf

43 y/o nice southern gal-type critter. blissfully married. trying to stay sane in alabama. into baseball, pwhl, aew & cats. flavored seltzer advocate & jason benetti’s strongest warrior. they/she tigers/barons/fleet

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christi@christikf· 6d

i have been running this lil dude off the back porch for two hours. the cats, whose food he’s stealing, have been looking on with what i could only describe as a cold indifference

christi@christikf· 6d

catsitting the world’s most perfect boy

sam is a brown tabby cat with tiny short legs. he’s violently smushing his head and face against the face of a white femme person with glasses and red hair

christi@christikf· 11d

cooked for the in-laws last night

marcella hazan’s tomato sauce over pasta with parmesan, a charred corn, edamame, avocado and smashed cucumber salad, and a gin and tonic

christi@christikf· 13d

cool cloud at the airport

a big puffy cloud, illuminated from behind by the setting sun. looks like it’s glowing at the edges

christi@christikf· 21d

pov: you’ve just discovered that screaming your head off at 5am will result in someone picking you up and snuggling you

fig is an orange and white cat. he is being scooped up and snuggled by his human, who is wearing a green los barons shirt. fig looks extremely pleased with himself

christi@christikf· 25d

happy caturday from monsieur figgins

an orange and white cat entirely wrapped up in a gray blanket, with only his smug little face sticking out

christi@christikf· 28d

got my hair re-coppered

white femme person in glasses and a black tshirt. their hair is long and straight and freshly dyed red

the same person but they’re smiling broadly

christi@christikf· Jul 13

y’all know i got that bourbon peach deal

a bourbon peach cocktail with a sprig of mint on top

christi@christikf· Jul 11

had to get the punishment nails so i can get some yard work done this week and now i can’t type and my cat’s mad at my chin scratches

hand on a steering wheel with a very fresh and very short purple manicure

christi@christikf· Jul 9

figging up your timelines

fig is an orange and white cat with a smug little face and a recently scratched pink nose. he looks like a little bruiser, a menace

christi@christikf· Jul 2

cold soba in spicy peanut sauce with edamame, cucumbers, carrots, and air fryer buffalo chicken because it’s too hot to use the gd oven

the meal described in the post, in a clear blue plastic bowl, with a diet coke

christi@christikf· Jun 30

pabu: ball knower

pabu is a round orange tabby with odd eyes. he’s lying on a red pillow and upset that i’ve distracted him from watching the ball go back and forth to take one of my silly human pictures

christi@christikf· Jun 29

the boys watched “bringing up baby” with us last night. think they’re happy to be home

two cats, one orange, one white and orange, are lying on a bed covered in blankets, pointed at a tv showing “bringing up baby”

christi@christikf· Jun 25

having lunch earlier at al-ameer on what would have been anthony bourdain’s 70th birthday feels correct

handsome bearded white guy with glasses in a pink tiedye portland oregon shirt, with a truly overwhelming amount of lebanese food

redheaded white femme person in glasses and a sonic youth shirt, with more chicken shawarma and hummus than they know what to do with

christi@christikf· Jun 25

my old pal amy is the best hang

two white smiling femme people, and there’s a white dude with a beard standing behind them. everything has a cool creepy purple glow from the streetlights

christi@christikf· Jun 23

shhhh keep it down, we’re at church

christi@christikf· Jun 22

MICHIGAN I LOVE YOU I MISSED YOU

michigan state line sign, it’s blue and says “welcome to pure michigan”

christi@christikf· Jun 21

got a new tote bag at the museum of contemporary art!we put all our gift shop stuff in it but nick made me carry it because he didn’t wanna “steal valor”

tote bag that says “CHICAGO DYKES RULE - PUSSY BY THE LAKE” flanked by two fishes

christi@christikf· Jun 21

eggs benedict with chili hollandaise, spring onions, and a delightful salad of sweet crab meat and finely diced cucumbers, celery, almonds (maybe?) and broccoli stems

christi@christikf· Jun 21

my husband’s meal is in the first picture, mine is in the second. we really went all out and ate way too much

stuffed cabbage in tomato sauce, three pirogi, a potato pancake, and a kielbasa with sautéed sauerkraut

enormous fried pork cutlet, mashed potatoes and cucumber salad, both covered in dill

christi@christikf· Jun 21

ay @thepolishdude.bsky.social i tried żurek yesterday (and a really tasty standard borscht too)! SO GOOD.

a bowl of żurek with bread. there are herbs on top and hardboiled eggs floating in it

a bowl of borscht with herbs and tiny beef dumplings

christi@christikf· Jun 21

we’re cute

extremely cute white guy with long brown and silver hair, a beard, and clear rim plastic glasses. he’s in a rainbow striped rugby shirt

redheaded femme person with black cateye glasses and orange plastic hoop earrings, in a floral dress in shades of orange, pink, and white

christi@christikf· Jun 21

the loudest bitch in the room, even with my mouth shut

picture of me from the neck down, i’m in a bright and vivid fitted floral print dress, in orange, baby pink, ivory and red-orange, with deep rose tights, black flats, and orange plastic hoop earrings

christi@christikf· Jun 21

happy father’s day to my sweet dad, who is actually my stepdad, but has nevertheless been “dad” since he married my mom when i was a kid. he’s the best man i know, and i love him a lot.

an older picture of christi with dark hair, glasses and a labret ring. with an older balding white man with a beard who is also wearing glasses

christi@christikf· Jun 21

i didn’t want to be the guy taking pictures in a museum but this piece, from the national museum of Mexican art, was too spectacular to not document

an enormous piece of art. from a distance, it looks like a quilt, with each colorful square in a different design. when you look closer, you can see that each square is hand beaded

a vividly-colored beaded square, the background is red with green deer, yellow and green birds, blue stars and dots, and a blue figure wearing a robe and headpiece

artist credit: Santos Motoaopohua de la Torre de Santiago (Art Direction) with assistance by Graciela de Santiago
Gonzáles, Cecilia de la Torre de Santiago, Ofelia de la Torre de Santiago, Catarino Roblez Cocio, Felipa Molina Valdéz, Mariano Carrillo Rolando, and Guadalupe Carrillo de la
Crúz
El nuevo amanecer (mural huichol) (The New Awakening [Huichol mural]), 2003

christi@christikf· Jun 19

mr. figgles is apparently making friends up at the lake

an orange and white cat stares at another orange and white cat through a window. the cat on the inside is sitting beside a litter box

christi@christikf· Jun 19

abraham pinkcoln

a statue of a salmon-colored abraham lincoln sitting on a blue bench

christi@christikf· Jun 19

i met my longest online friend marvin yesterday! we’ve been friends since i was 15, and we met on open diary. truly dreadful picture of me but i think it effectively communicates my excitement

white femme person with curly red hair, glasses and a pink/purple tiedye shirt, and a taller Filipino guy with glasses and a cap. both are smiling and squinting from the sunlight

christi@christikf· Jun 17

we still haven’t found the foul ball that left this mark

seat number 3 with a large baseball-shaped indentation

christi@christikf· Jun 17

drinking at a place called liquid johnny’s for the shuttle to the game. milwaukee is a city that knows what the fuck they’re about