You know, my papers. My business papers.
We’re talking about this economy, right?
CB@christopherburns· Jul 10 Trump’s Presidential Library/Hotel and Casino is just going to be all “Joe Biden’s auto pen”-level stuff, right?
It’ll all be down there in the basement of the hotel like a Ripley’s Believe It Or Not. You can enter from the sidewalk, lobby or steakhouse.
CB@christopherburns· Jul 9 These people are getting harder and harder to parody.
CB@christopherburns· Jul 7 You know that the guy who did this is looking into that Ark of the Covenant FOR SURE.
CB@christopherburns· Jul 6 Makes the Grail Knight look like Pierce Brosnan.
CB@christopherburns· Jul 6 Well these are just halves. Half eggs.
CB@christopherburns· Jul 5 San Diego 2012 but on purpose.
CB@christopherburns· Jul 2 Fled to Switzerland after the fall of Mussolini, eventually immigrated to America.
CB@christopherburns· Jul 1 “God’ll get you for that, Walter.”
CB@christopherburns· Jun 29 The opening shot of the sequel should be this, and we just proceed from there.
CB@christopherburns· Jun 28 Hey, happy Saturday night everybody. Remember you don’t have to leave the house to have a blast.
CB@christopherburns· Jun 26 We’re all Linda Litzke now.
CB@christopherburns· Jun 23 “I want all of you to enjoy your cake, so… Enjoy!”
CB@christopherburns· Jun 16 My face when “We Let The Stars Go” isn’t on karaoke.
CB@christopherburns· Jun 14 Judge gave us 479 years too much credit.
CB@christopherburns· Jun 14 What else happened in ‘07/‘08? Anything related to the economy and the long-term prospects of families?
CB@christopherburns· Jun 13 I know what it’s missing.
CB@christopherburns· Jun 9 If I wasn’t supposed to keep this box then why did they make it so nice?
CB@christopherburns· Jun 6 Ted Cruz, the Houston podcaster?
CB@christopherburns· May 31 Hang on… how did they spell it?