Weather delay for the president’s speech and there’s only one culprit to blame. You guessed it, antifa vandals.

The new King Kong movie looks shitty

Sir, a second plane has pulled out of the America 250 celebration.

Roses are red, get your ears pierced at Claire’s…

Lincoln: Four score and seven years ago… Kennedy: Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country. Trump:

I’ve never seen so many sewing kits

What’s your cheapest funeral service?