Chris Vogel

@chrisvogel

He/Him. Grad student, educator, researcher, writer, editor. China and gender. A queer historian and a queer historian.

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Chris Vogel@chrisvogel· 12d

bashful bladder case-sensitive pervasive developmental disorder scuzzball western blot (my superhero name)

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Chris Vogel@chrisvogel· 28d

I played MtG and love Star Trek and so far the only card from the set that I saw that made me go 'this is a really good fusion of design and the subject matter' was Janeway's.

A Magic card formatted like a Star Trek LCARS screen. In the art, Kate Mulgrew's Captain Kathryn Janeway stands in front of a replicator in her uniform, staring out at the viewer and drinking a cup of coffee she is holding with two hands.

The card is 'Captain Kathryn Janeway', a Legendary Creature - Human Office, and it reads 'You may play an additional land on each of your tuns. Whenever Captain Janeway or another creature you control enters, that creature explores.' The card is 2/3, and costs 1 green and three generic mana.

Chris Vogel@chrisvogel· Jul 2

🌤️Golden Boy🌤️

I stumbled backwards, out of the circle of light, but my legs gave out, and I fell, half in and half out of the dark. The impact knocked the wind out of me and stifled my cry.
Maftet’s posture was impossibly still. She might have been part of the statue, except for her pupils and her ears tracking my movements, and her whiskers curving forward around her jaw. I could see it, in my mind, her leap, the claws that dug so easily into hard marble eviscerating me.
On the news, you never saw what happened to the people Maftet hunted. The reporters barely alluded to it.

Chris Vogel@chrisvogel· Jun 16

The two facets of my personality: being a competent leader who people look up to professionally; and being a sassy bottom.

A chart showing how well my personality maps onto different Evangelion characters. I am at 35% synch with Asuka and Rei, 20% synch with Gendo and Ritsuko, 45% synch with Shinji, and 55% synch with Kaworu and Misato

Chris Vogel@chrisvogel· Jun 12

LOL so tough

Chris Vogel@chrisvogel· Jun 2

Gary Oldman portraying the fictional spy George Smiley, in a black suit, seated at a black table with a black phone and some white papers on it, in front of a textured yellow wall. Oldman is wearing black glasses and his hair is slicked back he is immaculate.

Chris Vogel@chrisvogel· May 29

I call this composition 'The Loneliness of Laundry' and it's going to win me many awards

A (I think) laundry basket sits forlornly in the middle of a room seen in the reflection of a large mirror on a wall. There is a ceiling fan. It is liminal.

Chris Vogel@chrisvogel· May 23

Here is you saying that people should not be concerned with this case because there are 'worse' things going on

Chris Vogel@chrisvogel· May 23

Here is you saying that she should not be held responsible for her actions because she was groomed

Chris Vogel@chrisvogel· May 4

It's Kreia! She rules. Kreia is an elder, blind, white, female Jedi wearing a brown hooded robe that covers her eyes. She has two braids, one falling to either side of her head, that are secured with three black and red leather straps each.

Chris Vogel@chrisvogel· Apr 27

Stilt-Man, the Marvel superhero, strides across NYC wearing a suit of armour with enormously long legs at night. He is carrying a briefcase in each hand.

Chris Vogel@chrisvogel· Apr 26

Chris Vogel@chrisvogel· Apr 2

It's this one and it's not remotely close

Chris Vogel@chrisvogel· Mar 26

Sure, just slap any old weapon in the old guy's hands, it's not like he's known for anything specific

Revolver Ocelot and Psycho Mantis from the Metal Gear franchise run through a hallway carrying assault rifles

Chris Vogel@chrisvogel· Mar 19

we made it, fam

This is a second edition Dungeons and Dragons character sheet as displayed in the game Baldur's Gate: Enhanced Edition. The sheet is for a human female named Imoen, who is a dual-classed mage/thief. She is a level 6 thief with 20000 XP and a level 7 mage with 60255 XP, just above the threshold of level 7, which has caused her to regain her thief abilities.

Chris Vogel@chrisvogel· Mar 18

Chris Vogel@chrisvogel· Mar 17

Same

Chris Vogel@chrisvogel· Jan 2

A tortoiseshell cat sitting under a Christmas tree. She has no brain. I would die for her.

Chris Vogel@chrisvogel· Dec 25

Gonna hazard a guess

Chris Vogel@chrisvogel· Dec 20

ummm hmm

A poster for Terminator 2: Judgment Day, featuring Arnie on a motorcycle

Chris Vogel@chrisvogel· Dec 16

I stand by all my life choices

Chris Vogel@chrisvogel· Nov 14

My central casting boy, who left us in July.

The most generic tuxedo cat ever, Riker, reclines on my generic white guy arm.

Chris Vogel@chrisvogel· Nov 13

Riker was my big friendly friend. He left us in July.

Riker, the most handsome male tuxedo cat ever, is sitting on the board of Lord of the Rings: War of the Rings, because the fate of Middle-Earth is less important than his need for pets.

Chris Vogel@chrisvogel· Nov 11

She is beauty, she is grace, she has something on her face

Pixel, a tortoiseshell cat, who is beautiful and whose brain doesn't work, stares at the camera with a piece of tinfoil stuck to her nose. She is perfect and I would die for her.

Chris Vogel@chrisvogel· Nov 10

Jowy Atreides, the primary antagonist/love interest of Suikoden II

Chris Vogel@chrisvogel· Oct 28

Correspondingly, I've encountered a lot of landlords over the last couple of days who moved with truly frightening speed from 'the bill is coming, get used to it' to 'the bill is NOT coming, and I will NOT get used to it under any circumstances, parasites'.

Chris Vogel@chrisvogel· Oct 22

"And ambling, ambling, exhaustedly ambling towards freedom!"