Chris Ward
@chrisward
Ex-Wizard Magazine Magic Words guy. Ex-KDHX howlin’ rock DJ. Ex-drinker. Pinball evangelist. NUDGE MAGAZINE #4 and#5 on sale now. 🌈
Documentary film maker: “What do you guys think of the Sperm Whale Rock genre you’ve been so closely associated with now” Donald Fagen: “Oh, Sperm Whale Rock. Well, I tell you what: Go fuck yourself.” *hangs up*
Saw the most racist restaurant promotion imaginable and am not surprised that every single person involved with this Mongolian BBQ chain is whiter than rice huhotfranchise.com/meet-our-team/
Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice they ain’t! This Invite cordially invites YOU to SWING ON BY for all the modern social boners found in today’s bedrooms. Some may peg this as problematic: COME AGAIN?!? It’s the first mainstream film to depict polyamory in a positive light since The Thing (1982)!
Today in Gay History: Did you know a 1980s show about a car with a confederate flag on the hood paved the way for the first televised example of nonstandard dialectal pronoun usage? “Right about then, them Duke boys showed up.” Thank you, John Schneider!
*in Anthony Michael Hall* TITANIC SINKS TONIGHT! TITANIC SINKS TONIGHT!!!!!!
Me the first time I heard Dane Cook say “Chicken Sangwich” on @agentm.bsky.social mp3 player
I am Shooketh Ti West Widow’s Bay good goddamn how can they do that to me
It is 2026 and l am standing in a long line for cake It is 2016 and l am standing in a long line for a rainbow bagel It is 2013 and l am standing in a long line for a Cronut It is 2006 and l am standing in a long line for Pinkberry It is 2000 and I am standing in a long line for a Magnolia cupcake
When I was the DC writer for Wizard Magazine, I had to sign an NDA at HQ in NYC to learn Blue Beetle was gonna be killed in Identity Crisis by … “…Max Lord!” And I just stared at DiDio and was like “oh no!” because I wasn’t sure who either of them were. Truthfully, I wanted to write for ToyFare.
Upset that the Phantom Thread had no PHANTOMS?? Pop a gummy and see MOTHER MARY, a phantasmagoric, instant queer cult sleepover classic that is tailor made … for thrills!
I hate this shit. They have the description for First Blood with the title “Rambo” and the thumbnail from “John Rambo” and the banner pic from First Blood. Physical media is the future. CC @seanfennessey.bsky.social
In potting mix, cereals, cat food, bread, soaps…I don’t know why but the brands with the absolute worst graphic design are usually the best.
Pam Bondi and Kash Patel have officially closed the Epstein files after receiving permission to do so in a note “Signed, Epstein’s Mother.” We’ll be right back!
Ok so Swing Kids was about their Brat Summer before Nazi occupation of the government