chubby bannister
@chubbybannister
a surplus woman Che Guevara and Debussy to a disco beat
Had takeaway last night and forgot to open my fortune cookie 🥠. Didn’t realise they did puns too
I’m assuming this is some sort of legit rugby training manoeuvre and not something to be paired with your pervert glasses
I went to celebrate (my birthday but really) my friend’s 50th with lunch at one of my favourite Bristol restaurants. I had a strong order game with onglet to start and then this lovely hake for main which I had to prevent myself from inhaling
There’s a consultation running here about lowering the speed limit by 10mph on the main dual carriage way that leads almost down to the seafront. Someone is doing this all round town
The need to distinguish between men and women teams causing this delight
An advert for a product that helps if you feel the ‘bright indicator light on your smart glasses feels a little too noticeable’… Holy Fucking Hell
Lovely birthday dinner with my pa. I had order envy for the main course. Dad didn’t leave much #slimpickens
I was going to suggest the local axe throwing place until they specified the venue for the 3yo’s birthday party had to be child-friendly
Ohhhhhh, fond farewell Margo Leadbetter. My Margo partly named in her honour