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chuck 🐦💐@chuckdrawsthings· 21d

new comic time! 👵 www.patreon.com/chuckdrawsth...

a panel preview of a comic. a little pigeon with a fringe looks panicked, thinking "i don't know how to talk to people". a caption above them says "anxiety in my teens:"

chuck 🐦💐@chuckdrawsthings· 27d

can you believe it??

PANEL 1: a pigeon wearing an orange bowtie sits on a blue chair in front of a desk with an open laptop on it. someone on the laptop says "thanks for your interview. we'll be in touch by the end of the week!"
PANEL 2: the pigeon slouches, sweating and clutching their head. they look troubled. the laptop is closed now. run-on text fills the background; it's a narration of negative thoughts. "oh my god that went so bad i stuttered and stumbled and was silent for too long and even had to ask to start again and i sounded so boring and robotic and rambled on with no point..." ad nauseam
PANEL 3: later, the pigeon receives a phone call, looking shocked. on the other end of the phone, someone says "congrats, you got the job!"
PANEL 4: a close-up of the pigeon's face. they have their beak open in shock, and they hold one wing up to it. they say "my brain...lied to me??"

chuck 🐦💐@chuckdrawsthings· 28d

new comic time! 🧠 www.patreon.com/chuckdrawsth...

a panel preview of a comic. a pigeon wearing an orange bowtie sits on a blue chair in front of a desk with an open laptop on it. someone on the laptop says "thanks for your interview. we'll be in touch by the end of the week!"

chuck 🐦💐@chuckdrawsthings· Jul 11

saw my chemical romance tonight and this was on a toilet door. sent me into shock

a poster on a door for the dean martin and jerry lewis comedy film THE CADDY. next to it is a note pointing to it that says “the frerard of the 1950s” with a picture of (i assume) lewis and martin kissing

chuck 🐦💐@chuckdrawsthings· Jul 9

me trying to get my mum to buy an ice cream maker after she mentioned it one time

evil kermit meme (two kermit puppets, one in a dark hood)

chuck 🐦💐@chuckdrawsthings· Jul 8

take a breather

PANEL 1: two pigeons stand together. the one on the left has their eyes closed and wings up in a 'hold on' gesture, saying "this conversation is upsetting me so i'm gonna take a breather to calm down." the other pigeon says "oh...sure"
PANEL 2: the left pigeon stays where they are, looking up and whistling. the right pigeon is off in the distance, sitting
PANEL 3: the left pigeon looks at their watch, annoyed. the right pigeon is still sitting. the colours are a little darker, like it's sunset
PANEL 4: the colours are darker still. the left pigeon is now sitting down as well, frowning, and starts to ask "are you ready yet?" the right pigeon twists around and shouts "I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'M READY" in huge letters

chuck 🐦💐@chuckdrawsthings· Jul 7

new comic time! 😮‍💨 www.patreon.com/chuckdrawsth...

a panel preview of a comic. two pigeons stand together. the one on the left has their eyes closed and wings up in a 'hold on' gesture, saying "this conversation is upsetting me so i'm gonna take a breather to calm down." the other pigeon says "oh...sure"

chuck 🐦💐@chuckdrawsthings· Jul 7

olive sends you good vibes today

a small brown cavapoo sitting on the grass, eyes closed, basking in the sun

chuck 🐦💐@chuckdrawsthings· Jun 30

all i’ve heard all day is growling and claws skittering across floorboards

two cavapoo dogs, one light brown and one yellow, looking up with their tongues out

two cavapoos engaged in bitey combat

chuck 🐦💐@chuckdrawsthings· Jun 28

princess diana reborn

a little brown cavapoo sitting atop some cushions on the corner of a grey sofa. shes looking up demurely

chuck 🐦💐@chuckdrawsthings· Jun 26

it’s a little concerning how much i relate to patricia from widow’s bay…….

chuck 🐦💐@chuckdrawsthings· Jun 25

uncontrollable reaction

PANEL 1: two pigeons stand next to each other - the one on the left is talking, but we don't know what they're saying. the one on the right looks mildly annoyed and has small teardrops forming. they think "this discussion is not even upsetting me. why am i tearing up?"
PANEL 2: the right pigeon looks away, a bit more puffed up, annoyed, and teary, thinking "oh my god. stop. i'm fine. they're gonna think i'm being emotionally manipulative..."
PANEL 3: the right pigeon is hugely puffed up now, thinking "come on!! pull yourself together!! be normal!!!" the left pigeon asks "are you--"
PANEL 4: the right pigeon blasts upwards, propelled by the power of their tears. they yell "i'm genuinely fine i promise!! please continue!!!" the left pigeon looks shocked, backing away

chuck 🐦💐@chuckdrawsthings· Jun 24

on saturday i was waiting for a bus home at midnight. person on a scooter rolled up and folded it to join the queue...and they had a tiny dog wearing a helmet strapped to them. two other strangers and i were absolutely losing it

a black and white drawing of a person with long hair wearing a helmet and holding a folded up scooter. they have a tiny dog strapped to their chest in a harness. the dog is also wearing a helmet

chuck 🐦💐@chuckdrawsthings· Jun 24

new comic time! 😭 www.patreon.com/chuckdrawsth...

a panel preview of a comic. two pigeons stand next to each other - the one on the left is talking, but we don't know what they're saying. the one on the right looks mildly annoyed and has small teardrops forming. they think "this discussion is not even upsetting me. why am i tearing up?"

chuck 🐦💐@chuckdrawsthings· Jun 17

the ultimate battle between good and evil 😇😈

PANEL 1: a close-up of a pigeon's head as they look at a stern little angel pigeon on the left, who says "don't do it. you know it's a bad idea and that you'll regret it so just don't."
PANEL 2: pigeon turns to look at a little demon pigeon on the right, who gleefully says "DO IT!!!"
PANEL 3: the pigeon says "i'm gonna do it." on the left, the angel pigeon looks exasperated, one wing over their face. on the right, the demon pigeon cheers 'yesss', wings raised in triumph
PANEL 4: the pigeon sits, with a floppy fringe now. they tearfully cry "why did i get bangs again???" the angel pigeon, disinterested, reads a magazine. the demon pigeon giggles

chuck 🐦💐@chuckdrawsthings· Jun 16

new comic time! ✂️ www.patreon.com/chuckdrawsth...

a panel preview of a comic. a pigeon says "i'm gonna do it." on the left, a small angel pigeon looks exasperated, one wing over their face. on the right, a small demon pigeon cheers 'yesss', wings raised in triumph

chuck 🐦💐@chuckdrawsthings· Jun 15

new pupsitting friend - patsy!!!

a light gold and white cocker spaniel sits on the grass, her eyes half-closed while she smiles

a white and light gold cocker spaniel with a little white mohawk happily lays on the grass with a toy shaped like a carrot in a christmas hat

chuck 🐦💐@chuckdrawsthings· Jun 13

GET BLASTED, IDIOT

chuck 🐦💐@chuckdrawsthings· Jun 13

it's national pigeon day but you should appreciate them every day ⭐️ here are some fun facts from my zine 'the ABCs of pigeons' which is in stock in my etsy! make sure u smile at a pigeon today x

a drawing of a pigeon on a poorly built nest. the background is peachy coloured. the header says 'n is for nest' and below:

'They might look poorly made, but the nests are a remnant of the pigeon's cliff dwelling ancestor. The nest just needs to stop an egg rolling away!'

a drawing of a pigeon, looking pleased, with a medal on its chest. the background is a pale green. the header says 'q is for............. q'. below, text says:

'In 1944, Q flew 48km in 47 minutes to deliver a message requesting help for American soldiers trapped in New Guinea. He was awarded the Dickin Medal for his bravery.'

the pigeon says 'aw it was nothin'

a drawing of three pigeons. one looks annoyed whilst the other looks on, blushing, at the remaining one, who obliviously eats a chip off the floor. the background is pale pink. the header says 'u is for ultraviolet light'. text below says:

'Pigeons can see UV light! It's thought they use this to help choose mates, and to forage for food.'

the annoyed pigeon asks 'what has he got that i don't?' and the lovestruck pigeon responds 'he just has that special glow'. the oblivious pigeon has a light purple glow around its head

chuck 🐦💐@chuckdrawsthings· Jun 12

born to dilly dally

a drawing of a pigeon sitting with a laptop on a tray desk. they are wearing a yellow and white polka dot tie, and a blue namebadge that says 'pidge'. an iced coffee sits on the desk. 'sigh' is written in big bubble font above the pigeon's head. they look wistfully up to their right. in the background, a version of the pigeon happily skips through wildflowers on a blue sky day. the background is faded and halftoned, with the bottom half of the grass fading into white

chuck 🐦💐@chuckdrawsthings· Jun 10

i like it when non-bespectacled characters put glasses on to read

dr robby from the pitt wearing glasses at a computer

homer simpson wearing half moon glasses doing calculations

hal from malcolm in the middle wearing glasses and sitting at a table with some paper

chuck 🐦💐@chuckdrawsthings· Jun 10

i am in tears over this random message i got from a complete stranger

⚠️ATTENTION⚠️ DONT DRINK WATER AFTER EATING FISH!!! b'cos the water may causr the fish to swim and then u will feel gluglgulguglu in your stomach !!!!!!!!!REMEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!

chuck 🐦💐@chuckdrawsthings· Jun 10

we are not the same 💅

chuck 🐦💐@chuckdrawsthings· Jun 10

olive time 🫒🎾

a little brown cavapoo on grass, looking up

a little brown cavapoo on grass standing in front of a green and orange tennis ball

chuck 🐦💐@chuckdrawsthings· Jun 9

new comic time! 🐦 www.patreon.com/chuckdrawsth...

a panel preview of a comic. a brown haired white girl wearing a dark gray shirt, blue shorts, and white sneakers accented with green slouches on a bench in a park. to the right, a pigeon pecks on the floor. the girl says "oh, pigeon, i feel like you're the only one who understands me..."

chuck 🐦💐@chuckdrawsthings· Jun 5

mary @ clark when she wakes up in the backrooms

damn bitch you live like this? meme

chuck 🐦💐@chuckdrawsthings· Jun 5

backrooms (2026 dir kane parsons)

homer in the 3d world treehouse of horror ep

screenshot from it’s always sunny of charlie saying “cat in the wall, eh? okay. now you’re talking my language”

smiling friends screenshot - tara the android in charlie’s uncle’s apartment

family guy meg deflated on the couch

chuck 🐦💐@chuckdrawsthings· Jun 5

(tw food) off to see BACKROOMS with my emotional support cookie (i split it with my bf)

a little open pastry box showing half a cookies and cream cookie. a pink sticker on the box says ‘after school cookie club’

chuck 🐦💐@chuckdrawsthings· Jun 4

finally got round to reopening my etsy ✨ www.etsy.com/uk/shop/chuc...

an image that says 'shop restock!' with pictures of some zines, prints, and stickers i've designed

chuck 🐦💐@chuckdrawsthings· Jun 3

time wasted

PANEL 1: a white box with red text saying "do the thing!" flashes next to a pigeon. the pigeon looks annoyed and says "ugh, i'll do it later"
PANEL 2: text at the top says 'later...'. the white box is larger, and says "it's later!! do the thing!!!!!" the pigeon nervously hunches over and says "i don't wannaaaa"
PANEL 3: text at the top says 'even later...' the white box is small now, the text saying "do the thing" with a checked box. the pigeon is holding a red pen, saying "ok that was fine actually"
PANEL 4: the pigeon, annoyed, says "so i just wasted all that time for no reason". the white box says "you only have yourself to blame"