Chumbus

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Chumbus@chumbus· 25d

found The Noid's straightedge brother. hate him.

Carnival Cruise Lines mascot Fun Ship Freddy (aka Freddy Funnels) is a costumed red entity with a monolithic head and two long red fins/horns from the sides of his awful head. He is smiling and rejoicing by a pool. He has white gloves.

Fun Ship Freddy ("Freddy Funnels") the horrible grinning red costume beast with long round horns and sneakers is walking along a ship deck. This image is from alamy.

Chumbus@chumbus· Jul 9

I like Wikipedia; I've given money before. I'd be more inclined to give now if it'd quit fucking apologizing for asking. I do not believe they are sorry. Either you think it's wrong to do this, in which case stop, or you don't, in which case you're just saying sorry to be pathetic.

$A popup on Wikipedia that begins "Sorry to interrupt, but only a fraction of readers will see this" and asks me for $2.75$

A notification on Wikipedia titled July 8: Wikipedia still can't be sold, which reads in part, We're sorry we've made several attempts to reach you. It's Wednesday, July 8, and Wikipedia is seeing fewer readers this year so your visit means a lot. If everyone reading this gave $2.75 today, we'd hit our goal quickly.

Chumbus@chumbus· Jul 5

I wonder if it entered into their calculation when they landed in the weedy brush there on the alley. For the first time, and the second if they were very lucky. Did any mouse ever think "Well that sucked, better never go back to that house"? Just thinking about the mice. Anyway here's the huntress.

a pretty cat with brown tabby patches and high white markings and green eyes is peering keenly at something unseen. a Pride flag hangs on a wall in the backgound

Chumbus@chumbus· Jul 4

happy birthday you bunch of

Star Spangled Ding Dongs (a Hostess snack cake with cream filling and red and blue star sprinkles; the box has fireworks on it)

Chumbus@chumbus· Jun 30

the lenient touches of a corn chip ghost

A tractor-traier truck has markings on the side that are faded or painted over; the marks are clearly in the triangular shape of tortilla chips coming out of a bag

Chumbus@chumbus· Jun 26

without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you?

Tom of Tom and Jerry is apparently being spoken to in an aggressive fashion by a much larger fatter cat who towers over him and is spitting all over the place

Chumbus@chumbus· Jun 19

brain like mine just reads this as Pussy

part of a URL is shown saying watch?v=Pume6dss1gY

Chumbus@chumbus· Jun 16

This ad is relentless in my Tumblr feed. I cannot imagine what Joe Hubers Farm (an actual place I've been, as all public school children in this region are made to take a field trip there at least once) is paying to aggressively push their perfect jellies on me personally. Leave me alone.

A sponsored Tumblr post titled Delicious Jams Await! That reads Discover our exquisite range of jams and jellies, perfect for any occasion. Order now! It directs to joehubers dot com. There is a photo of stacked jars of various fruit jams and jellies including peach, blackberry, and boysenberry.

Chumbus@chumbus· Jun 15

I sometimes stare at this crap of tapestry that hangs on my wall and the knotted lines start looking like various animals. Here are the ones I see most often.

a hanging square of tapestry that has sunflowers, vines and patterns of black geometric knots

Five animal faces are highlighted in the knotted patterns on the tapestry - a baby bison, a gerenuk, a fossa, a bullfrog, and a macaque

Chumbus@chumbus· Jun 7

as a child I knew the Big Ear of Corn on All That was not food but I still wanted to eat it

Kenan Thompson on Nickelodeon's All That next to the Big Ear of Corn, a human-sized cob of corn made of foam or rubber or something which was often seen on the show

Chumbus@chumbus· May 28

Going thru old saved media and this screen cap I Tweeted in 2020 demonstrates the perfectly civil and productive conversation one could have with Google pre-AI

in the Google search bar is entered "I don't think ducks are very smart" and the first result is from the Washington Post titled "Make way for ducklings - they're smarter than you think."

Chumbus@chumbus· May 26

well those are ridiculous I'll just use the normal non-ridiculous name oh

Other names include: bracken clock, bummler, chovy, cob-worm, dorrs, dumbledarey, dumbledore, humbuz, June bug, kittywitch, billy witch, may-bittle, midsummer dor, mitchamador, oak-wib, rookworm, startlegog, spang beetle, tom beedel and chwilen y bwm (Welsh)

The common cockchafer. it's a species of scarab beetle

Chumbus@chumbus· May 24

that's my mouth already watering

a brown circle with a yellow square on top

Chumbus@chumbus· May 19

I am not actively involved in Neopets any longer but I do occasionally check on my neglected creation, The Lamb Weeps Before Heaven's Empty Throne At The End Of Time.

A white Gnorbu Neopet is crying. It is in a "clouds" type environment, an empty and ornate throne with torches of silver flame in the background, and a broken hourglass spills out its sand in the foreground

Chumbus@chumbus· May 18

Nah I reject this. The Leprechaun is not as strong as God. "He has every power ever, due to the cereal" is just lazy playground one-upsmanship. Plus if you can fly why would you also need to float?

The back of a box of Lucky Charms cereal. Lucky the Leprechaun is shown marveling at a rainbow spectrum of the marshmallows in the cereal, each of which is said to grant him a different power - the hearts let him bring objects to life, the stars give him the power to fly, the horseshoes let him speed things up, the clover hats are good luck, the blue moons make him invisible, the rainbows allow him to teleport, and the red balloons give him floating ability. The text is all also in Spanish.

Chumbus@chumbus· May 13

I wonder how many trans people besides myself made it onto the @adametokirkfor "Transphobes" list

Several blocklsits I was put on (as of screenshot) 109 minutes ago, all made by someone called adametokirkfor, titled "Spiritually bald," "debate lords," "Misogyny," and "Transphobes"

Chumbus@chumbus· May 13

nail this asshole to the wood

a search of the account jessefarrar.com shows no posts containing the phrase "putting the shopping cart in the corral when I'm done"

Chumbus@chumbus· May 13

oh you meant "I know that posting is the actual praxis" sarcastically but they mean it earnestly you think MONEY is helping the children? that's really cute... me, I've been posting to an overwhelmingly Leftist and highly online audience about them

text from a post by @emericanjezebel.bsky.social that reads "So you didn't think posting about Palestine here, a site with an ongoing harassment campaign against Palestinians that has ended in mass blocking of anyone with an Israeli/Palestinian IP address, might have been helpful?"

Chumbus@chumbus· May 9

I see

an ad from Tumblr about market forecasting that shows the question "What is A Prediction Market?" and shows the two options Yes and No

Chumbus@chumbus· May 6

No you stupid bitch I just didn't know how to spell esquirrou

Search results for "cheese sekiro" (it offers to search instead for "cheese eskirou" which is what I actually typed)

Chumbus@chumbus· May 4

old and less concise Tumblr post of mine

Determine to capture the Road Runner, I pave the road to a solid wall and paint the image of a big sloppy pussy on it. I crouch in the bushes to witness my genius in action. The Road Runner runs up to the wall and the pussy accepts his wiry blue member with ease. He rails the absolute shit out of my painting in a way that should not be physically possible, lets out a triumphant "Meep meep" and speeds off in another direction. Confused but excited, I leap from cover, eager to test what I've seen, only to slam my dog dick into solid concrete with catastrophic force, mocked silently by the painted pussy which now somehow also includes painted roadrunner cum. 3/9/2023

Chumbus@chumbus· May 2

if it ain't my four favorite gals

Google Maps image showing 4 adjacent towns in eastern Kentucky: Carrie, Emmalena, Fisty, and Dwarf

Chumbus@chumbus· May 2

if I am a sponge I am the one wearing a fancy hat

a plate from Haeckel's Kunstformen der Natur depicting simple sea life like sponges, only one of which (sycon elegans?) has a body part that resembles a little top hat

Chumbus@chumbus· May 2

Google Maps shows Meatscaffold Church right by Quicksand Creek

A Street View image of Meatscaffold Church, which is very rundown and appears abandoned, has junk littered around its grounds and two rusty pickup trucks visible parked in front, the bed of one of which is full of aluminum cans (the bed of the other, not pictured, is half-full of similar cans and also contains a large metal animal crate)

Chumbus@chumbus· May 1

lol sea pork

Tunicata, also known as sea squirts or sea pork

Chumbus@chumbus· Apr 30

Crizzling is a type of crazing

Common Types of Glass Crazing are listed, including Crizzling ("Sick Glass"): Chemical instability in glass, often due to an excess of alkali or lack of stabilizer, leading to humidity-induced microcracks. It cannot be reversed.

Chumbus@chumbus· Apr 29

Richard Darkwings

a low quality edited image of Richard Dawkins with Darkwing Duck's hat and mask

Chumbus@chumbus· Apr 25

Chumbus@chumbus· Apr 24

why are you trans? (wrong answers only) my family ate off the famously lead-rich golden butterfly plates for most of my childhood

Chumbus@chumbus· Apr 23

what even is this company