We had our two male kittens neutered this week. Paulie Walnuts, in addition to missing his "walnuts," wants you to know he hates having to wear a donut. #cats #caturday

Happy 65th Birthday to the greatest president of my lifetime. Witty, smart, empathetic... and damn did he look good in a tan suit! #HappyBirthday #Obama

We're allowing our rescue kittens to run around the house today, and the grande dame of our cat colony, 20-year-old Flaca, is not happy. "Damn kids!" #cats #caturday

I'm shattered, absolutely shattered, to learn that Irish musician Glen Hansard has died at age 56. Most Americans would know him from the films "The Commitments" and "Once." He won an Oscar for co-writing the song "Falling Slowly," from the latter movie. #RIPGlenHansard

Help! I'm about to be attacked by a small tiger! He'll bite me with his needle-sharp teeth and scratch me with his razor-sharp claws. But soon enough he'll tire, slide into the gap between my torso and arm, and fall asleep. #cats #caturday

Trump is such an asshole. He refused to leave the stage, despite Infantino's tugging and urging, as Spain's players prepared to lift the World Cup today. Fortunately for Spanish soccer fans, Photoshop is easy to download and use. #FuckTrump #WorldCupFinal

Family portrait! Lucky enough to catch our three kittens in the same place (the top level of their new cat tree) at the same time. Meet Cashew, Tony and Paulie. Guess which one likely had a different father? #cats #caturday

As always, @deadder.bsky.social nails it.

Todd Blanche should not be confirmed as our nation's top law enforcement official. He should be disbarred, imprisoned and required to hear the words "Trump toady" in front of his name, for the rest of his miserable life. #Blanche #TrumpToady

Sam Neill's last words in The Hunt For Red October: "I would like to have seen Montana." #RIPSamNeill #SamNeill

One Trump facilitator is dead, the other is brain dead in a Washington hospital. That's a good start. Senator Graham: if you're confused about where you are right now, don't worry, it'll only feel like an eternity! 🔥 #LindseyGraham #MoscowMitch

When you're a cat, there's no such thing as a bad time for a nap. Our boy Freddie, who spent much of last night playing with a toy mouse under my bed, already is enjoying his first nap of the day. He's so chill he's using his tail as a footrest. #cats #caturday

If Trump and Infantino are in the same room, corruption is taking place. Also likely: an exchange of fluids. #Balogun #FIFA #WorldCup

Every Sunday morning interview with a cabinet secretary should start with, "How does Trump's ass smell today?" #Burgum #Sycophants

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social

Paulie Walnuts has learned the best place to be on a hot summer day is inside, on a soft bed, under a ceiling fan. He's ten weeks old and already smarter than most humans I know here in Texas. #cats #caturday

An armful of kittens! They're nine weeks old now, hungry, playful and thriving. It's a joy watching them grow and learn new skills with each passing day. #cats #caturday

Four presidents and four first ladies attended the opening of the Obama Presidential Center in Chicago. Absent were Dementia Don and his fembot wife. Because no one likes them. You don't invite a couple of assholes to a joyous occasion. #ObamaPresidentialCenter

Happy Obama Appreciation Day to all who celebrate! Remember what we had: a man who was cerebral, compassionate and ethical, guiding the ship of state. Now we have a birdbrained, egotistical grifter, looting the treasury. Thanks, 44, for reminding us what we can be. And what we can do.

Freddie's nickname on the street is "Stretch." All the lady cats gossip about his length. #cats #caturday

Antifa forces storm the beaches of Normandy, 82 years ago today. This was back when our nation's leaders opposed fascism; today they emulate it. #Antifa #DDay #NeverForget

We set up a 2x6 foot enclosure so the kittens can chase each other and play with toys. Last night, I noticed Paulie Walnuts in one corner, looking at his reflections in the plastic. "Who are these cats?" he seemed to say. "And why are they so devilishly handsome?" #cats #caturday

You won't live to see it, but millions of us will be deliriously happy the day you go tets up. #DieFaster #LetsGoBloodClots

I know I'm really cute, but enough with the photos! I'm hungry! #cats #kittens

On Memorial Day, I like to go to a local cemetery and quietly thank those who died for our country. Donald Trump will go to Arlington today, but only reluctantly, because he considers veterans and war dead to be "losers" and "suckers." Cartoon by billbramhall.bsky.social

Kitten update: The two girls are much smaller than their two brothers, so we turned to supplemental feedings. Much easier than expected; they pretty much suck the KMR out of the syringe. And they're gaining good weight every day. #cats #caturday

After tonight, I have no reason to watch anything on CBS. And I won't. No sports, no shows, no news, nada. Bari Weiss, Gayle King, Tony D and Byron Allen can FOAD as far as I'm concerned. #BoycottCBS #Colbert

I oppose statehood for Venezuela. On the other hand, if we annexed Argentina in the next couple of weeks, that would greatly increase our chances of winning the World Cup. #FIFAWorldCup ⚽️

Amazing photo from Jacquelyn Martin of the AP. It shows, in silhouette, a monument to our first president, that guy from "V for Vendetta," and a demented, obese pedophile. #FuckTrump #Photography

Last month, we rescued a clearly pregnant cat. She soon gave birth to four beautiful kittens. They're now three weeks old. The smallest still fits in the palm of my hand. #cats #caturday