Watching The Odyssey as Nolan intended

After that flight the daughter headed for Mumbai

See this is the stuff

Ciara post this: Sometimes you just have to seize the day and surrender to life’s little pleasantries by enjoying a delicious bottle of Gary Barlow Malbec with friends #sponsoredcontent #ad #approved

Shania Twain’s background choice kinda giving In Memoriam

Have to admire the gumption of Eataly trying to sell a £20 Easter egg during a heatwave in June

If I was a British tomato, I too would be scarlet about it

My flat is soup and I am the croutons

I always wondered what his first name was

Happy pride!!

Roses are red A trilby isn’t complete without a feather

Not afraid of confrontation

This idea came to me with total clarity at 5.30am and now I don't know where to put it

2026 the year I get blocked from commenting on Enews?

Bottled it, staying in drafts 😩

My vocal stim for this week will be replicating Saoirse-Monica Jackson saying ‘Wee charcuterie’ please feel free to join me

Well now

Going viral, trying to stay humble

God left us a long time ago and He’s never coming back

Ok there’s no way this smells like having an eleventh toe

How it feels to use the word 'foibles'

Inside says ‘Hope you get the ride’

Got to write jokes for the IFTAs 🏆

Girl move on

Do you mind if I smoke

Is it just me or is the pick n mix kinda giving Saddam Hussein’s hiding place?

His friends call him Solstice

Sometimes the lowest hanging fruit is the tastiest one x