Jade
@cjbackup57122
(Thank you Amber for the invite!) Jade, but CJ's fine She/Her/It (if earned), 🏳️⚧️ our rights are human rights, Free 🇵🇸 , 🇨🇩 and 🇸🇩, 🖤💛❤️ (land rights and treaty for first nations australians) Pfp by jamievoiceover@bsky.social Banner by lahabarista@bsky.social
This is a long shot but if anyone has lost a racing pigeon in the Victoria area recently please let me know, the text on the leg tag is all scratched up and hard to make out, plus I have two cats who are chittering to get its attention
He looks like how walruses would look if they weren't adorable and didn't have tusks to hang on ice floes for air and is frankly a pale imitation of one of nature's best animals
Bsky being weird but yeah, hated the country, people were so nosy and rude, even worse internet and phone reception than average, I only liked seeing more stars in the night sky and the animals (especially the Leopard seal who rocked up scared people shitless despite just sleeping for a week)
Feels like a pissweak imitation of an Irish-Australian icon who said "fuck cops and fuck capitalism" back in the 1800s, the silly cunt should hang his head in shame for ever trying to ape Ned Kelly's aesthetic
nah this plushie remains under elite protection ;w; can't even put it back on the shelf it just gets pulled back down again
I think we might've swapped weather with the UK or Silent Hill or something because what the fuck I've never seen this before?
It's also like, a copyright lawyer's wet dream, because there's a movie from 1995 that's also basically ironically "but what if It (the cannibal clown movie) sucked?"
I am going to, but I tried it with the cats first and they just looked at me like this, I have no comeback😢
🩵HAPPY PRI🏳️🌈DEMON🏳️⚧️TH!!!!!🩷 I HATE SHOWING OLD PHOTOS OF MYSELF MAINLY BECAUSE I ONLY HAVE TWO AND THEY'RE A PAIN IN THE ASS TO FIND AND I STILL SUCK AT TAKING THEM BUT WHAT A SURPRISE I ACTUALLY LIKE TAKING THEM NOW STARTED AT 24 BUT PRETTIER WOMEN HAVE STARTED MUCH LATER, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE!!
God I miss when Australian TV was watchable, seconded, please watch Farscape I can never do it enough justice
I had no idea the lore went so far back, I've never been more curious in my life lmao
This is a cat checkpoint! Relinquish the most recent cat picture on your phone
Kinda fitting it looks like this when you remember a lot of the Orcs in LOTR were played by staff from the New Zealand army
DAMN THIS WEBSHITE DAMN THIS CRINGE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT THAT HATES PRIVACY, HAPPRIE MOTHER'S DAY GOOD OUPPY GO MAKE A LITTER😤😤