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Lawyer. Did you go to school for words or something? Yes. Yes, I did.

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cjdcat@cjdcat· 19h

I love how the Voyager civvies and outfits from other galaxies are just the last items off the sale rack at Chico’s

Smiling man in a v-neck garment with shoulder pads and at least two types of upholstery-looking fabric in jewel tones

Out smiling man is now wearing an asymmetrical blazer without lapels that is also possibly upholstery fabric? It is beige and has at least two textures. Bea Arthur in Golden Girls vibes.

Ensign Harry Kim wears a minty-beige v-neck jacquard number with a wrap style front. Half is I want to say horizontal pleats, but maybe pleats is the wrong word. Looks like siding for an early 80s suburban house. Maybe Molly Ringwald could do something with this, given some Rit dye.

cjdcat@cjdcat· 20h

what kind of bird is this

a very chubby rat in the garden. I can’t tell if it’s a regular-ass rat or a dusky footed woodrat.

cjdcat@cjdcat· 4d

Please enjoy this drawing of a lemon I did on newsprint.

Pencil rendering of a lemon.

cjdcat@cjdcat· 4d

There was a rat sitting on the suet feeder this evening so RIP my bird-feeding hobby.

Rear view of rat, tail hanging down, perched on a suet feeder hanging on a tree.

cjdcat@cjdcat· 5d

He does! They aren’t massive though.

Seated floofy tabby cat with little tufts on ears

cjdcat@cjdcat· 5d

We don’t know his parentage, he was left in a box by a museum with littermates. Whatever he is, it’s large. (Yours are so sweet!)

Large brown tabby cat facing us on a yellow ottoman, enormous front paws elegantly stacked

cjdcat@cjdcat· 5d

Three months after surgery, I’ve been cleared for picking up my enormous cat.

23 pound longhair tabby cat sleeping on his back on the floor

cjdcat@cjdcat· 12d

Okay, they should have to tell me which part of my checks/checkbook causes cancer. Is it the capitalism part.

California Prop 65 warning on an insert that came with my latest order of paper checks from Citibank.

cjdcat@cjdcat· 17d

Painted a quick bird

Watercolor sketch of a Western Tanager

cjdcat@cjdcat· 18d

Did I ever post this one? Anyway here’s a fern.

Watercolor painting of a fern

cjdcat@cjdcat· Jul 16

Searched photos for “fish”

A grey mouse cat toy drowned in a bowl of water

cjdcat@cjdcat· Jul 1

They're all cute!! *clicks all of them

Tap on everything that matches the reference: A duck and a hedgehog sharing a hamburger.
9 options in the captcha are a squirrel with a basketball, a hedgie, a hat in a baseball hat, a dog in a fedora, another squirrel with a basketball, another hedgehog... a third hedgehog, a dog in some kind of headgear, and another dog in a straw hat.

cjdcat@cjdcat· Jun 26

Blanket’s haunted

Large fluffy tabby cat facing away from us with ears pointed back, looking at a blue blanket.

Tabby cat leans towards blanket, very cautiously.

cjdcat@cjdcat· Jun 26

when u are a honse

Big floofy brown tabby cat in a tiger harness jumping up onto an outdoor bench, ears forward, front leg’s nicely tucked like a horse taking a jump

cjdcat@cjdcat· Jun 24

I love Christopher Cross as much as the next guy but why this song, why now, brain.

The cover for the single Sailing, which shows Christopher Cross at the mic wielding his guitar, head thrown back, curls catching the purple light of the stage

cjdcat@cjdcat· Jun 22

Everyone taking a 2-hour bath today in memory of Alan Greenspan? "Immersed in my bath, I'm as happy as Archimedes as I contemplate the world," he wrote in his memoir.

* The bathtub served ‌as ⁠Greenspan's auxiliary office. He said it was during his daily morning baths, which sometimes lasted two hours, that he had his best ideas, using the tub time to read reports and ⁠write speeches. "Immersed in my bath, I'm as happy as Archimedes as I contemplate the world," he wrote in his memoir.

cjdcat@cjdcat· Jun 17

The powwa of the baby jesus compels yewwww (a story in 4 parts)

Tuxie cat Nacho places a remonstrating paw on large tabby cat Nacho’s head,

Simon presses harder on Nacho’s head, mouth open as though yelling

Simon intensifies efforts, placing two paws down on Nacho’s head now

Simon looks up at camera as though innocent, but his paws are still atop Nacho

cjdcat@cjdcat· Jun 17

Telemundo news is the best news, fight me

Photo of a religious statue of baby Jesus in a Mexico City cathedral, wearing a soccer jersey
Chyron: El niño Jesús ‘mundialista’ en catedral de CDMX

cjdcat@cjdcat· Jun 16

Dude what, we just pulled up Hulu and who are these people

cjdcat@cjdcat· Jun 16

Neal Katyal in a rainbow beanie that doesn’t even fit properly, smirking at the camera as he takes a selfie at Burning Man

cjdcat@cjdcat· Jun 15

Sistine Chapel update

Enormous fluffy brown tabby cat on his back, creamy belly exposed, reaching lazily for a yellow catnip banana

cjdcat@cjdcat· Jun 14

watch this

Tuxedo kitty holding back paw up across face, one eye visible above it

Usher with his fingers in scissors around his eyes looking like my cat Simon

cjdcat@cjdcat· Jun 14

Good morning we are doing cat photography

Close up of a tuxedo kitty black nose and white snout with part of a celadon eye

Partial view of giant brown tabby cat at the beginning of a yawn, tongue out, and claws extended on his paw as he stretches

Glamour shot of the giant brown tabby cat with spotlight effect and black background

Tuxie kitty with vampire fangs as he cleans a back paw

cjdcat@cjdcat· Jun 13

This is obviously incorrect. The French pronunciation of foggy is “fuh-GHEE.”

How do you pronounce foggy in French?

An image of a woman with a speech bubble that says “brouillard.”

cjdcat@cjdcat· Jun 12

Carbon dust all over my hands and even, somehow, on my face.

Carbon pencil sketch of a ginger jar and a lemon.

cjdcat@cjdcat· Jun 12

What kind of squirrel is this

Photo of a bear reaching up to grab a bird feeder in someone's backyard.

cjdcat@cjdcat· Jun 12

Point of order, this is not a squirrel

A stripey chipmunk poses cheekily below the squirrel baffle

cjdcat@cjdcat· Jun 12

See also,

Shepherd’s hook bird feeder pole shows a squirrel taking a flying leap at it. Two fainter “echo” images of the squirrel are shown directly below, as if to show that the leaping guy is falling.

cjdcat@cjdcat· Jun 12

Looking at bird feeder poles with squirrel baffles and am enjoying the depiction of baffled squirrels

Shepherd’s hook bird feeder pole with a cone baffle, under which a red squirrel is paused, looking up, with three question marks over its puzzled head

cjdcat@cjdcat· Jun 10

Tiger in a Tropical Storm (Henri Rousseau 1891).

Photo of a large tabby cat wearing a tiger vest, seen through fern fronds.