Call Me Clara 🍉 ACAB ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN

@claramemesbadly

Clara / She-Her / 28 yrs / Autistic | An self indulgent artist with many hyperfixations IF YOU ARE A COMPANY FOLLOWING ME I WON'T FOLLOW BACK COMMISSIONS - OPEN fuck off zoos, pedos, proshits, bots, ai "artists", bigots, nfturds, other nasties

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Call Me Clara 🍉 ACAB ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN@claramemesbadly· 26d

Be careful if you see a wave of accounts like this who start following you / liking your posts. These are bots with fake names, AI generated profile icons and have some dumb thing pinned that they're advertising

A bluesky scammer bot account

Stuart Rhodes @mason-shaw.bsky (icon is of a woman but is named Stuart, or is it Mason??) "Certified plant killer, aspiring plant parent" They have 16 followers and follow 1.7K people

Pinned to their account is a deleted repost with the quote "If you use AI tools at all, enter this" (that's the ticket budddyyyt)

Below that are very generic, clearly AI generated posts like "why does my brain save all the good ideas for the shower only"

Call Me Clara 🍉 ACAB ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN@claramemesbadly· 29d

not to vent on main but rn i'm having a hard time being alone with my thoughts cus I'll end up crying

Photoshopped kitten with a crying sad face looking on a phone

Call Me Clara 🍉 ACAB ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN@claramemesbadly· Jul 12

omg look at this ring it's sooooo prettyyyy i wish i wasnt saving money rn ughh lol

A disembodied hand / finger wearing clear quartz oval shaped ring surrounded by a silver rim. There is a crescent moon shape pointing towards the disembodied person.

Call Me Clara 🍉 ACAB ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN@claramemesbadly· Jul 11

I'm opening up commissions due to me being forced to quit my job, currently hunting for a new one with no luck, AND I LOST MY MEDICAID. If these do well I'll expand the options! 5 Slots Available for now, prices may change in the future. Details are below! #commissions #commission #art #skyart

WILL DO:
OCs

OCS x Canon Ships

Self Shipping

Gore (nonsexual)

Fanart

Simple Weapons / Robots

+ more!

WON'T DO

Mecha (cars, complex weapons or armor or robots)

Complex BGs

Anthros (not good at it sowwy)

Toxic / Problematic Crap (ai, gross stuff, offensive or bigoted, etc)

Real life people (other than yourself)

Terms + Conditions

Please be at least 18 or older, must have your age on your bio / page

DO NOT HIDE CREDITS / WATERMARK

Do not edit or alter my art
(including using for AI!!!!)

Pay upfront 50% at the start of commission, then the rest once it's finished

Orders can take from one week to a month or so depending on the type of work

I'll provide a WIP so you can provide feedback and ask me to change anything before moving on

Complex late requests (after rastering) will be charged, and of course take longer

Price may change due to the complexity of the piece

Understand that I have executive dysfunction due to autism, adhd, and a day job so please be patient with me

I have every right to refuse service for whatever reason, please do not be upset or lash out

Paypal and Ko-fi only

Bluesky - claramemesbadly
Ko-fi, Toyhouse, and Instagram - Same above

Call Me Clara 🍉 ACAB ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN@claramemesbadly· Jul 11

Call Me Clara 🍉 ACAB ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN@claramemesbadly· Jul 10

Panty and Stocking Font:

(star badge text) *FUCK*

(title) HAZBIN HOTEL

(subtitle) AND HELLUVA BOSS

Call Me Clara 🍉 ACAB ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN@claramemesbadly· Jul 6

I MADE A SONA!!!! Partially inspired by Blue Meanies, Digital Circuses, Deltarune characters, silly toons, and other funny lil guys #art #skyart #clipstudiopaint #sona #toon

My sona, she is a short, blue smiling creature thing with big ears, big purple nose, and big paws with soft claws. She has fluffy dark blue hair, light blue skin, a white button up with a pinky orange vest, and muted blue pants. Her vest, earrings, hairbow, and shoes match. Her necktie and buttons are a muted purple. In the corner is a chibi version of my sona sitting pathetically, "I'm such a fat fucking chud".

Call Me Clara 🍉 ACAB ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN@claramemesbadly· Jul 6

#discoesylium #pikmin #azumangadaioh #tomodachilife

"CELEBRATING 10 PALETTE HOUSE CREATIONS! It seems Mother is steadily working on creating things island residents really want"

Including a pile of shit called a Le Pupu' (thanks vinny vinesauce), a bowl of Meatloaf Crunch (inspired by my friend / mutual), Thick Thighs Pussy Salad, a can of Conkacola, a billboard with Baldi's face on it that says "I get very ANGRY when you ask for more benches", a choking hazard t shirt, a "That's Mr. F@ggot to You!" t shirt, and a pack of Malboros

Harry Du Boi wearing the aformentioned "Mr. F@ggot" t shirt from the previous picture while having a romantic fantasy of playing with Kim (not seen) on the beach, "it's so cold!"

"Alph (Pikmin 3) is flattering Koyomi (Azumanga Daioh), saying 'I dream of the two of us taking a fat bong rip." Koyomi from behind looks unenthused.

"She has this joke about saying 'WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK' that's still making me laugh!"

Call Me Clara 🍉 ACAB ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN@claramemesbadly· Jul 6

eyy #azumangadaioh #discoelysium #homosexualunderground #tomodachilife

Me and my partner in Japanese hot springs bathing with macaques (macaque or yours??) while we're wearing full body latex suit with swim caps. I'm wearing a sunflower suit and my partner is wearing a plain yellow suit.

Osaka from Azumanga Daioh, "Osaka deez nuts'. I love it! That expression pretty much sums up who I am as a person."

Jean Vicquemare and Kim wearing white t shirts with a big red heart on the front and white ballcaps with pink rims and hearts. There's a pink cake on the table, Jean exclaims frustrated "John Pork lights up the night sky as well as my life!" Kim looks like he usually does.

Robot cosplay meeting, "Boo bwoo The Homosexual Underground boop.."

Call Me Clara 🍉 ACAB ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN@claramemesbadly· Jul 6

MORE TOMODACHI LIKE #tomodachilife #jojosbizarreadventure #baldisbasics #azumangadaioh #discoelysium #pikmin #nintendo

Xavier Renegade Angel next to my Mii, "Clara and I are both thinking about yaoi all the time. So now we're friends!"

Jennifer Coolige falling in love with Mii Matt, "I'm getting butterflies in my tummy just looking at you. I think I'm falling in love!"

Osaka from Azumanga Daioh, Baldi from Baldi's Basics, Mii Matt, Jimmy Sockman from Salty DK Dan fame wearing a "Choking Hazard" shirt, Harry Du Bois from Disco Elysium wearing a "That's Mr. F@ggot to you!" rainbow shirt, Jotaro Kujo from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Xavier Renegade Angel, and Olimar from Pikmin

Call Me Clara 🍉 ACAB ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN@claramemesbadly· Jul 5

Three tiefling adoptables have a lowered price need a home! DM or comment if you're interested!~ P/ypal only. Must be 18+. Feel free to change whatever you want upon purchase. DO NOT HIDE CREDITS / WATERMARK #adopt #tiefling #dnd #dndartists #dnd5e #adoptables #skyart

Three different colored tiefling adopts.

DANCER: A fit and curvy belly dancer with deep purple medium length wavy hair, lavender skin, yellow eyes, tall pointed horns that curve inward, and a forked tail. She is wearing a black strappy top with a sheer skirt split on the sides, underneath she wears stringy bikini bottoms, and is adorn with golden jewelry such as a coin belt, a choker, hoop earrings, bracelets and barefoot anklets. Costs $60 USD

STUDENT: A student of the arcane with a chubby, pear shaped figure. She has fluffy dark blue medium length hair, light blue skin, orange eyes, ram shaped horns pointed down inwards, big round glasses, a mark below her lower lip, and a straight tail. She is wearing a sort of wizard-like button up blue and cyan school uniform with a white long sleeved undershirt, and matching blue boots and neck collar. Costs $60 USD

CHEF: A chubby chef holding a big cake with pink icing. She has Amaranth pink hair in pigtails, baby pink skin, green eyes, tall horns with the tips curved outwards, a heart shaped mark on her cheek, and a forked tail in the shape of a heart. She is wearing a frilly chef uniform with puffy sleeves and apron, a dark ruddy red corset, dark chocolate colored sleeves and skirt with gold trim. She also has fishnets. Costs $60 USD

Call Me Clara 🍉 ACAB ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN@claramemesbadly· Jun 29

"Jax why do you keep calling strangers 'hon' on the internet?? Is this why you're mad all the time??? ALSO WHAT'S A 4CHAN????" - Caine in the TADC finale, probably

Call Me Clara 🍉 ACAB ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN@claramemesbadly· Jun 11

my tears

Shaggy from Scooby Doo in the rain, meme font "Like, Tears in Rain, Scoob"

Call Me Clara 🍉 ACAB ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN@claramemesbadly· May 26

I'M IN LOVE WITH BIOLOGICAL WOMEN!!!! I'M IN LOVE WITH BIOLOGICAL WOMEN!!!! I'M NOT GAY!!!!! GO READ MY NEW TRANSPHOBIC NEWS ARTICLE!!!! I'M IN LOVE WITH BIOLOGICAL WOMEN!!!! I'M NOT GAY!!!!!

Call Me Clara 🍉 ACAB ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN@claramemesbadly· Apr 26

@saltydkdan.bsky.social Jimmy is so popular even Jotaro is enamoured! #tomodachilife

Jotaro Kujo has fallen in love with Jimmy Sockman

Call Me Clara 🍉 ACAB ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN@claramemesbadly· Apr 25

YAOI IS REAL ON BOOTY CHEEKS ISLAND!!!!!

Call Me Clara 🍉 ACAB ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN@claramemesbadly· Apr 25

Continued except its mostly Harry from Disco Elysium

"I WANNA TRY CHALLENGE PISSING!!" yells Harry Dubois

He also yelled "I LOVE YAOI" which in character

THERE'S A FUCKING DIAPER IN THE CLOTHING STORE WTFFFF

Harry Dubois stalking my Mii and Kim Kitsuragi. He is not normal

Harry's new nickname is "My BPD Princess"

Call Me Clara 🍉 ACAB ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN@claramemesbadly· Apr 25

More #TomodachiLife creations

Plain white tee shirt that says "Choking Hazard" with a downwards arrow

What would Clara likely say before eating?

"Into the turd chamber"

Group photo

Unicorn Gary, Louie, Olimar, Kim Kitsuragi, Harry Dubois, Bort Hall, Jimmy Sockman, and Xavier Renegade Angel

Call Me Clara 🍉 ACAB ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN@claramemesbadly· Apr 17

Wish him a happy bortday, yall Yes he did blow out the candles and yes I did crack up laughing like a toddler

Call Me Clara 🍉 ACAB ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN@claramemesbadly· Apr 17

"Add Bort Hall into your game" I said "it will be funny" I said WHY THE FUCK DID MY MII FALL IN LOVE THE MOMENT SHE MET HIM????!!!!!! 😭😭😭 #tomodachilife #borthall

"Oh, Bort Hall... I think I'm in love!" (no the fuck you're not)

Call Me Clara 🍉 ACAB ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN@claramemesbadly· Apr 17

Having a blast with having no filter (also meet Unicorn Gary, he is fabulous) #tomadachilife

Call Me Clara 🍉 ACAB ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN@claramemesbadly· Apr 17

After a long day at work IT'S FINALLY HEEERRREEE 🙌 #tomadachilife

Call Me Clara 🍉 ACAB ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN@claramemesbadly· Apr 2

I love how my Mii looks in the new Tomadachi Life :3 #tomadachilife #nintendo

Call Me Clara 🍉 ACAB ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN@claramemesbadly· Mar 2

Describe your bsky account in a single image.

Iggy the french bulldog from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (manga) drooling and being nasty

Call Me Clara 🍉 ACAB ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN@claramemesbadly· Feb 15

I remember this commercial but I also remember the Mad TV sketch where the little dots go to a rave and dance to Moby 😂

Screenshot of a parody commcerial from Mad TV, the little Zoloft dot is high on ecstasy and is tripping out. They have swirly eyes and their atmosphere is warped.

Call Me Clara 🍉 ACAB ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN@claramemesbadly· Feb 15

I miss these cvnty little divas and I will NEVER forgive Nickelodeon for giving My Life as Teenage Robot the shaft 😭😭😭 #art #skyart #robot #MLAATR #Nickelodeon #XJ9 #fanart

A redraw of the Crust Cousins Tiff (left) and Brit (right), from Nickelodeon's My Life as a Teenage Robot in the beginning of the episode Ear No Evil

An original screenshot of the Crust Cousins Tiff (left) and Brit (right), from Nickelodeon's My Life as a Teenage Robot in the beginning of the episode Ear No Evil

Call Me Clara 🍉 ACAB ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN@claramemesbadly· Jan 19

My cat loves #smilingfriends especially Silly Samuel!

Call Me Clara 🍉 ACAB ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN@claramemesbadly· Dec 25

Call Me Clara 🍉 ACAB ✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN@claramemesbadly· Dec 20

just found out Mr. Marbles has crossed the rainbow bridge today. He lived such a good, long life. Jenna and Julian are the best doggy parents a Bobby could ask for. RIP to the little legend himself Marbles, I hope you know you were not only loved by your family but millions around the world ❤️