Robert
@clatchardcraig
And life is all a variorum at the best.
I am watching the British Empire Games. Which the SNP inexplicably saved from oblivion. Praise me for being a dutiful Nat.
I cannae decide what's most disturbing about this AI slop picture of my hometown. The footbridge across the Firth of Tay? The absence of any landmark buildings or the actual blinking Law? The ghostly reflection of an obelisk which isn't there?
Of course Scotland, which accommodates Major General Sir Nils Olav III, the Colonel In Chief of the Norwegian King's Guard can only support Norway tonight.
I have lived tolerably well since returning to Dundee, dear readers. (Park Fish and Chicken bar, Arbroath Road)
Today, scientists introduced a revolutionary new technology: The chadeau.
Here I am, recalling how the British used to mock the Italians for their short-lived and amateurish governments.
"Would anyone like this chalice? It's entirely unpoisoned. You can trust me."
(l to r) Greedy, Dopey, Sleepy, Shrieky, Sneery, Grumpy, Warcrimesy and Beigey. Soon to be joined by Tooly.
Hours of entertainment for your friends and family! Watch the supply of oil, gas and fertilisers from the gulf entirely fail to resume! In real time! datalab.wto.org/Strait-of-Ho...
Persia: Cyrus, Xerxes, Zoroaster, Parthians, Sassanids, excellent achievments in art, architecture and literature over almost three millenia. The USA: Ersatz cheese in an aerosol can.
Me, perusing the multiple supermarket shelves of polychrome liquid soap when all I want is four bars of Imperial Leather:
Some hack in That London wrote this recently. A stopped clock et cetera...
That was Naphtha Shortage from Oil Shock's new EP, Supply Chain Collapse. Apologies for playing it at the wrong speed at the start.
I've perused today's London meeja front pages so you don't have to. The only important headline was "Larry the Downing Street cat has outlasted six Prime Ministers and counting."