Clever Handle Here dba Todd Kehoe

@cleverhandlehere

Writer, data journalist, dad. Described by my son as “not diabolical.” Nerd for Star Trek, Phish, footy and baseball. Once I saw a blimp. Co-host of Three for the Show podcast:

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Clever Handle Here dba Todd Kehoe@cleverhandlehere· 8d

Geordi La Force from "Star Trek: The Next Generation" saying no to "marketing service" but saying yes to "velocity integration and tactical dominance" because apparently that's good marketing, baby!

Clever Handle Here dba Todd Kehoe@cleverhandlehere· 9d

The “would” meme, a bunch of suited men trying to stop an old man from speaking into a microphone

Clever Handle Here dba Todd Kehoe@cleverhandlehere· 10d

Not sure I survive the ride, to be honest.

A blue-green alien dressed in a cloak, a Doopler from “Star Trek: Lower Decks,” one of the most obnoxious aliens in the galaxy.

Clever Handle Here dba Todd Kehoe@cleverhandlehere· 24d

Having a ball talking to his journalist friends, who are just out of frame …

Nathan Fielder, pictured without friends.

Clever Handle Here dba Todd Kehoe@cleverhandlehere· Jun 29

lol, so just finished the episode a little bit ago, put my son to bed, turned on Pluto and what did I find … A Vulcan jazz legend!

Menos, played by Bruce Davison, sitting at a table in the Enterprise episode “The Seventh” but the way the scene is blocked, he looks like he’s sitting at a piano, ready to play.

Clever Handle Here dba Todd Kehoe@cleverhandlehere· Jun 26

If you see this, post an archer.

Henry Archer and a young Jonathan Archer from the pilot episode of “Enterprise”

Clever Handle Here dba Todd Kehoe@cleverhandlehere· Jun 19

Clever Handle Here dba Todd Kehoe@cleverhandlehere· May 29

BREAKING: Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes have backed out of Freedom 250 event.

A picture of an alien band playing, Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes, aka the Cantina Band from "Star Wars: A New Hope."

Clever Handle Here dba Todd Kehoe@cleverhandlehere· May 28

A title card from Star Trek: Voyager that says “Time for my emotional support Star Trek”

Clever Handle Here dba Todd Kehoe@cleverhandlehere· May 23

I love Voyager but … this is a lot of episodes.

Title card from Star Trek Voyager saying “Don’t Worry, Everything Resets at the End Of This One”

Clever Handle Here dba Todd Kehoe@cleverhandlehere· May 23

Twice a season, every season.

Deep Space 9 title card saying “Dukat Is On One Again”

Clever Handle Here dba Todd Kehoe@cleverhandlehere· May 23

Star Trek title card saying: The Tomfoolery of Professor John Frink.

Clever Handle Here dba Todd Kehoe@cleverhandlehere· May 22

Clever Handle Here dba Todd Kehoe@cleverhandlehere· May 12

My two cats staring at absolutely nothing at the same time.

Clever Handle Here dba Todd Kehoe@cleverhandlehere· May 12

It’s the physical representation of this tweet.

Old twitter meme: it’s always 2 dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyy”

Clever Handle Here dba Todd Kehoe@cleverhandlehere· May 7

I’m personally a “maybe don’t joke about dead kids” but that might be a classic bird-app reference

The dead beat dad joke from Twitter about a child having bad vibes

Clever Handle Here dba Todd Kehoe@cleverhandlehere· Apr 28

“You ever seen anything like this, Lennie?” “Just once, and I’ll tell ya kid, it wasn’t pretty.”

Benjamin Bratt and Jerry Orbach on “Law and Order”

Clever Handle Here dba Todd Kehoe@cleverhandlehere· Apr 25

One of my favorite episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation

Patrick Stewart at Gurney Halleck in the 80s movie version of “Dune,” long before he played Captain Jean Luc Picard.

Clever Handle Here dba Todd Kehoe@cleverhandlehere· Apr 22

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