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@clockworkshaun

I build solar powered coffee vans using restored Italian lever pull machines. Always willing to repair the broken and help them to work again. Baking ridiculous quantities of sourdough as my side hustle.

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Repair Shop@clockworkshaun· 5d

About that...

A very stupid man who has been persuaded that he needs to have the full wax treatment when he only wanted a haircut. Notice the quantities of sticks up his nose and consider that each one will be pulled out individually. He is in the honeymoon period with warm wax in four orifices and absolutely no concept of the approaching discomfort.

Repair Shop@clockworkshaun· 6d

Don't want to be elected? Here are some useful hints for Kemi.

A list of ways not to get elected, provided by Google. Not standing for election is the obvious one but not engaging with those who might want to elect you, is also useful to know.

Repair Shop@clockworkshaun· 28d

I think of you, and our ultimately futile efforts often. Is it better to have tried and failed, than never to have tried at all? I think so and look forward to seeing you on here xx

A picture of a plastic cow, insulated from anything to do with Brexit and a sticker that says 'Bollocks to Brexit Bollocks to Boris' from our time trying to persuade people that it was a big mistake.

Repair Shop@clockworkshaun· Jun 20

I can introduce you, I will get him to give you a ring... Sometime later...

Repair Shop@clockworkshaun· Jun 12

Are those criminal ties in the room with us?

A selection of very bad ties - some would say 'criminal'.

Repair Shop@clockworkshaun· Jun 10

Repair Shop@clockworkshaun· May 28

Politician promises something squishy if we elect him?

Repair Shop@clockworkshaun· Apr 29

Gifted or grifted? It is so hard to tell.

Repair Shop@clockworkshaun· Apr 27

I made a spare sourdough if you are getting peckish 🤣

Repair Shop@clockworkshaun· Apr 21

It does feel like a Burn After Reading reference would be appropriate.

Repair Shop@clockworkshaun· Apr 13

Tom Cruise was unexpected.

Repair Shop@clockworkshaun· Apr 13

5p Dave proving that preparation prevents piss-poor performance.

An unprepared and gurning David Davis negotiating with the well prepared EU, proving that the UK did not hold all the cards.

Repair Shop@clockworkshaun· Apr 5

Food porn, you say? I baked some bread this morning ...

Repair Shop@clockworkshaun· Mar 31

Absolutely.

A very comfortable border collie relaxing on a leather sofa after 3 walks and relentless play.

Repair Shop@clockworkshaun· Mar 28

I came here to say this.

Alan Partridge trying, and failing, to get attention. Can, Dan, Dan...... Dan, Dan........ Dan.....

Repair Shop@clockworkshaun· Mar 25

At last, an opportunity for all those geeks with 3D printers to do something worthwhile for humanity.

Repair Shop@clockworkshaun· Mar 8

COVID won't kill you. Those were the days.

Repair Shop@clockworkshaun· Feb 26

Repair Shop@clockworkshaun· Feb 24

Unusual for our Dan to get it wrong.

A picture of Alan Partridge calling Dn, Dan, Dan.... Dan! Reminding us of all the times that Dan Hannan has been called out for being very wrong. On everything.

Repair Shop@clockworkshaun· Feb 19

Repair Shop@clockworkshaun· Feb 5

Disappointed that I couldn't rate this lower than 1/10.

This is a copy of my IMDB rating for Melania. 1/10 - the film seems to have polarised opinions.

Repair Shop@clockworkshaun· Feb 2

If you ever needed a smoking gun to get the truth about why Brexit was so important, here it is. Low interest rates & stability were a threat to those who made their money from turmoil. Buying up distressed assets & profiting from failure, disaster capitalists upended our lives for their wealth.

Repair Shop@clockworkshaun· Jan 28

I am on the Trump mailing list despite many unsubscribes. Just been sent this and the only way you can log a response is by donating to his campaign. Pure evil.

Repair Shop@clockworkshaun· Jan 25

I drive old cars, repair old coffee machines and my phone is at least 5 years old. Somewhere along the road we lost the instinct to maintain and repair.