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cloudzombie@cloudtools· 11d

Vertically oriented photo of lush trees and a lightly rainy sky, with a faint smear of a rainbow across the middle.

cloudzombie@cloudtools· 19d

Remember that time I made Baja Blast ice cream and Baja Blast jelly, then made ice cream floats with it

A screen shot from Facebook memories showing three photos. The first has Baja Blast simmering down in a pit next to a notebook with a full page of notes, and empty Baja Blast bottles. The second is an unopened bottle of soda with a quart measuring cup full of Baja Blast-colored custard ready to chill before freezing. The third picture has two cans of Baja Blast next to two pint glasses of Baja Blast floats with a little bit of jelly on top. It got all crystalized from the cold and was delicious.

cloudzombie@cloudtools· Jul 11

I Love Waffle House

A vertically oriented photo of an 11 oz. (325 ml.) can of Waffle House cold brew coffee blended with sweet cream, held in my eager hand outside of a Waffle House.

cloudzombie@cloudtools· Jul 4

14 years ago today, I traveled through & under a double rainbow to get to the middle-ish of Florida, so I could meet @broccolina.bsky.social the day after, and we've been together ever since

A vertically oriented photo of a stretch of highway (taken from the passenger side of a rental moving van) with three lanes in both directions, light traffic in the oncoming lanes. A double rainbow is arcing down from the top left seeming to touch down on each side, into the trees that line the highway. The sky is a gloomy gray-blue haze with a hint of sunset pink to the left.

cloudzombie@cloudtools· Jun 30

Zzzzzzz

Photo of a black cat taken from above. He is laying on his back in a loose C shape, with all four of his legs stretched out.

cloudzombie@cloudtools· Jun 30

A dark tree line of tall pines and mossy oaks, backlit by a bright, pink and yellow, cloudy sunset that fades into blue.

A swooping smear of clouds at sunset, pale pink and lavender, over a pale blue sky.

cloudzombie@cloudtools· Jun 25

A vertically oriented photo of a shorthaired black cat, sitting on top of a small, triangular throw pillow made of green corduroy with yellow piping, which is laying flat on the back of a plush aqua couch. There's also a pillow on the right that's shaped like a t-rex skull fossil, but the important part is the cat is at the end of a big yawn so her mouth is open and her eyes are narrowed in a funny, creepy grin. Her name is Plum, by the way!

cloudzombie@cloudtools· Jun 12

Deluxe edition singles remix DJs

A vertically oriented photo (taken from below), of a male boat-tailed grackle, perched in the gnarled branches of a tall oak tree with his body angled toward the viewer but his head turned to the right. The glare of the sun is just visible through the branches to the left of his head, which is causing brighter glimmers of green in the leaves.

Horizontally oriented photo of a turkey vulture soaring above tall pine boughs, in a hazy blue, cloudless sky.

cloudzombie@cloudtools· Jun 12

featured artist

A vertically oriented photo of a male red-winged blackbird perched the gray stump of a palm tree, with his beak open in song. The sky behind him is hazy blue and cloudless.

cloudzombie@cloudtools· Jun 9

We don't usually see each other's headers. Quote post with yours.

Horizontally cropped photo I took of a big cloud that looked like Gary Larson had drawn a boxy cow in the sky. Hence the name, Cloud Tools.

cloudzombie@cloudtools· Jun 9

my picrew just woke up & can't find their big heart-shaped glasses or figure out why their head isn't shaved anymore

A picrew by @xyn0n0. On an aqua background with a white circle behind them to emphasize the person (facing left), is a chibi style person sitting with their legs straight out on front of them in a V, and their palms flat on the floor between their legs. They've got short brown hair, green eyes, a sort of 😕 pouting expression, and a small black cat sitting on their left knee.

cloudzombie@cloudtools· Jun 5

Vertically oriented photo of a black cat peering down over the side of a cube shelf, with only part of her neck visible, so she looks like a Salvador Dalí melting clock.

cloudzombie@cloudtools· Jun 3

and on the 70th day god created Waluigi

A screen shot from reddit showing a modded Sims 4 character creation screen, in which the Simmer, AKA: reddit user Antique-Relief-4951, has done their best to create Waluigi. The caption says, "100 CAS Challenge: Day 70." CAS stands for "Create A Sim."

cloudzombie@cloudtools· Jun 1

If you eat a cookie you become a woman

Screen shot of a reddit post with 10k upvotes and 45 comments (which I did not read). The lost is from r/Baking, and is titled "My daughter made cookies." The attached photo is of a floral patterned plate of what appear to be chocolate chip cookies, with a piece of paper on top of them that says, "If you eat a cookie you become a woman" and is signed with a =) type smiley face.

cloudzombie@cloudtools· May 28

I've already got the zombie part covered, I'm at peace with it, I only get intrusive thoughts about what would happen to my cats, who are a couple of frootsnoozlin droopdanglers

Two black cats laying on their sides on a pillow, except one (Fig) is sideways on top of the other (Plum, who is smaller than her brother Fig).

cloudzombie@cloudtools· May 28

a reminder

A winding path through woods with the bough of a tree hanging like a wide, arched doorway across the path.

cloudzombie@cloudtools· May 15

r u kidding me

Cropped photo of my laptop screen showing a pop-up notification in The Sims 4, which has a sparkling yellow Simoleon symbol (the currency Sims use), and says, "The results are in and the lucky lotto winner is... Hayes Arreola! The best of luck to Hayes. Is it time for him to quit that job or stop thinking about getting one? One thing is for sure, with these winnings he may have suitors and long lost cousins lined up around the block."

cloudzombie@cloudtools· May 12

"I think Hayes Arreola and I were just not meant to be..."

Close up photo of a laptop screen showing an in-game pop-up for The Sims 4. My Sin is jamming on an acoustic guitar in the background and got a phone call. An elderly fairy with pointy ears, a narrow face, and straight dark gray hair held back by a braided purple headband is saying, "I think Hayes Arreola and I were just not meant to be..."

cloudzombie@cloudtools· Apr 18

A vertically oriented photo of a kingfisher, facing left while perched in a dead tree along the road to the St. Marks Lighthouse.

cloudzombie@cloudtools· Apr 8

It's less funny than you're imagining, it's just him with the thought bubble of a baby bottle, with aliens in the background (whether the uh Pollinating Parent is there, I don't know), but I couldn't resist grabbing it