C.M. Kinzig

@cmkinzig

Writer. Gamer. Occasional cosplayer. Sometimes DM and forever Rogue. Always wants to pet the dog. Snippets are from my WIP #amediting psychological thriller/horror She/Her

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C.M. Kinzig@cmkinzig· 7d

Even more unrealistic body standards for women

An uncomfortably feminine pair of legs that are actually just a malformed carrot but like that's definitely legs

C.M. Kinzig@cmkinzig· 22d

Okay yep I'm doing it lol

Opening credits to Batman The Dark Knight, showing the black bat symbol obscured by dark blue clouds

C.M. Kinzig@cmkinzig· 22d

"I'm about to end this man's whole career." "Alan that's a child." #samneil

Sam Neil as Dr. Alan Grant, ready to inflict max emotional damage on a child, while Laura Dern as Dr. Ellie Sattler looks on in bewildered horror, from the 1993 masterpiece Jurassic Park

C.M. Kinzig@cmkinzig· 26d

Oh and salad can kill you

Air quality of 304 in Cleveland, indicated as dangerous

C.M. Kinzig@cmkinzig· Jul 10

But Sonic Argick is real and he's looking at you right now #SGDQ2026

C.M. Kinzig@cmkinzig· Jul 5

We're so back #sgdq2026

The starting soon screen for summer games done quick 2026, with a 17:22 countdown

C.M. Kinzig@cmkinzig· Jun 17

Have some photos of chunky squirrels sitting politely in my hanging pots

Chunky brown and tan squirrel sits in a tan hanging pot, eyeing a house shaped bird feeder. The squirrel has his front paws crossed across his chest.

C.M. Kinzig@cmkinzig· May 25

They say herding dogs need a job to feel fulfilled. Murph is trying out landscaping.

C.M. Kinzig@cmkinzig· May 12

Really neat how trans people and allies are lumped in with terrorist groups. Someone is going to point blank ask this administration what they mean by "neutralize," right? RIGHT???

Screenshot of white house counter terrorism document that states: "In addition to cartels and Islamist terror groups, our national CT activities will also prioritize the rapid
identification and neutralization of violent secular political groups whose ideology is anti-American,
radically pro-transgender, and anarchist. We will use all the tools constitutionally available to us to
map them at home, identify their membership, map their ties to international organizations like
Antifa, and use law enforcement tools to cripple them operationally before they can maim or kill the
innocent. We will do the same with the state sponsors of such groups and those governments
undertaking lethal plots on U.S. soil or against Americans anywhere."

C.M. Kinzig@cmkinzig· Mar 31

Joy incarnate

A very happy golden brown dog with a big smile standing on a tan hardwood floor

C.M. Kinzig@cmkinzig· Mar 25

If this doesn't sum up the ineptitude surrounding the WHOLE THING, I don't know what does.

Tiktok search bar saying "how to get the Einstein files."

C.M. Kinzig@cmkinzig· Mar 20

We also had a splashy walk today!

Light brown and white dog in a yellow raincoat with a clear visor. The dog has one blue eye and one brown and white paws that look like socks. She is sitting in a yard of grass and gray bricks in front of a pine tree. She appears to be smiling.

C.M. Kinzig@cmkinzig· Mar 19

2 days* since last meteor in Ohio

Futurama meme, "0 days since last meteor in Ohio"

C.M. Kinzig@cmkinzig· Mar 14

At #fanexpocleveland today! I'm in street clothes for once which is both weird and very comfortable. Feel free to say hi if we're moots! And if you have no idea who I am because I'm not in cosplay, I was Karlach last year. Would love to see all my cosplay friends new builds! 💜

A 35 year old female nerd with green hair and glasses and a Skyrim tee

C.M. Kinzig@cmkinzig· Feb 28

Everything going to hell in a hand basket? Impulse tattoo time.

A black and gray tattoo of vintage scissors

C.M. Kinzig@cmkinzig· Feb 17

56°F and sunny in the CLE after record-breaking cold. It's practically summer out here.

Selfie of a woman in green bedazzled sunglasses giving the peace sign, sitting in a lawn chair

C.M. Kinzig@cmkinzig· Feb 8

Ellie Kam and Danny O'Shea were just so good. I love watching people just crush it in the things they've committed their whole lives. Not to mention making it look effortless. I'm not crying, you're crying. #olympics

Ellie Kam and Danny O'Shea celebrate a great routine at the 2026 winter olympics

C.M. Kinzig@cmkinzig· Jan 28

Is THIS the coldest it's ever been? No. Am I deeply, deeply tired of THIS? Yes. #the216 #cleveland #theCLE

Screenshot of the current temperature and 10 day forecast for Cleveland Ohio. It is currently 0°F with a wind chill of -15°F. This pattern will continue for the next 4 days.

C.M. Kinzig@cmkinzig· Jan 28

Duolingo only teaches the most useful Spanish phrases

Screenshot of Duolingo screen saying "yesterday the horse opened the refrigerator and did not close it."

C.M. Kinzig@cmkinzig· Jan 11

$2 million HYPEEEEEE #GDQ #AGDQ2026

Screenshot of $2,000,752 raised for the Prevent Cancer Foundation

C.M. Kinzig@cmkinzig· Jan 10

The penguin drop has me howling, I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 #AGDQ2026 #GDQ #supermario64

Diabolical dropping of the baby penguin during the SM64 70 star run at AGDQ2026

C.M. Kinzig@cmkinzig· Jan 9

Heads? Big. Plot? Lost. Pocket rice? Eaten. #AGDQ2026 #GDQ

Shout, spike, and sent with comically large heads showing off a sword on the Games Done Quick prize set

C.M. Kinzig@cmkinzig· Jan 9

Signature ability is a variation of the Modify Memory spell that convinces everyone watching that it definitely didn't take 14 attempts to find that pixel

Screenshot of first trymaturgist post from GDQ

C.M. Kinzig@cmkinzig· Jan 7

"Can you bring me a new squeaky toy when you're done cheating at Halo?" "I'll get you a Lamby cuz they're your favorite." Murph is enjoying her own pile of Lambies while watching this definitely cursed (hilarious?) Halo run. #AGDQ2026

Light brown and white dog surrounded by lamp.chop toys in a brown bed

C.M. Kinzig@cmkinzig· Oct 10

Millennial married couple text conversations, in a nutshell

Screenshot of text conversation where the top image is a Gif of Oscar from the television show "the office" asking "where?"; Dwight responds "seems like you already know, and a final gif of Oscar looking shocked and appalled

C.M. Kinzig@cmkinzig· Sep 28

Since we're moving soon, I packed up non-essentials several weeks ago, including my dog's Guards jersey because there was NO WAY there would be a post season. I unpacked it this morning just in case. Unreal. #GuardsBall #theCLE #Believeland #Guardians #ClevelandGuardians

A golden brown dog with 1 blue eye and white paws wears a blue and red baseball jersey while barking in the grass

C.M. Kinzig@cmkinzig· Sep 23

Fun fact, your dog can have bad anxiety even before you start moving to a new home and can have the grossest poops and then you'll see blood and think she's dying and rush to the vet but it's just an irritated bum from so much pooping and you'll cry a lot and she'll judge you for being dramatic

A golden brown dog with one blue eye and one brown eye rolls her eyes at the camera person because they are being dramatic and it's not that serious

C.M. Kinzig@cmkinzig· Jul 13

$2 MILLION HYPE #sgdq2025

Sent from GDQ celebrating the $2 million milestone

C.M. Kinzig@cmkinzig· Jul 9

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SENT! #sgdq2025

Happy birthday prize wizard, with an excited photo of sent from a GDQ event

C.M. Kinzig@cmkinzig· Jul 6

First day. First meme.