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colleen

@cmmcguire

(she/her) 🏳️‍🌈 pet cats, fight fascism, support your local library, abolish ice, protect trans people, eat more plants, etc. probably yelling about the braves ❤️💙

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colleen@cmmcguire· 26d

???

A USPS tracking update wherein a package went from Newark, NJ to Kearny, NJ back to Newark, NJ and then back to Kearny, NJ

colleen@cmmcguire· Jul 12

Braves win. 55-40 in the first half.

Braves closer Raisel Iglesias points to the sky after a save and the caption says “If you see this, it’s too late.”

colleen@cmmcguire· Jul 12

BITCH I’M TRYING

Typing in your email address for a password reset and after the first letter, a message pops up that says “please enter a valid email address”

colleen@cmmcguire· Jul 10

He really said

Phil Dunphy from Modern Family wears a shirt that says “If you ain’t white, you ain’t right!” because he was on the white team at the family’s summer camp

colleen@cmmcguire· Jul 9

Series win!

a Humpty Dumpty like individual smokes a cigarette and the caption reads “I had someone tell me I fell off, ooh I needed that”

colleen@cmmcguire· Jul 9

YAZ SALAMI OH MY GOD

The baby monsters from Monsters Inc but instead of Mike Wazowski they’re saying “Mike Yastrzemski”

colleen@cmmcguire· Jul 9

Shut ‘em out

Kevin from the Office, dressed in a black suit, says “it’s just nice to win one”

colleen@cmmcguire· Jul 8

Everyone on my timeline is mad about baseball for different reasons

An old tweet which reads “baseball fans watch 162 games per year and are completely furious the entire time”

colleen@cmmcguire· Jul 8

*checks score at intermission*

Oh brother, this team stinks

colleen@cmmcguire· Jul 6

Insane box score

The box score showing the Royals have scored in every inning against the Phillies today and lead 13-1

colleen@cmmcguire· Jul 2

Michael Harris went over to hang with the England fans after the game 😭🥹

colleen@cmmcguire· Jul 2

RILEY?!

Hands cleaning a pair of glasses

colleen@cmmcguire· Jul 2

Braves having fun again

I used to pray for times like this

colleen@cmmcguire· Jul 1

DW from Arthur stands in front of a wooden door with a sign attached to it. She has her hands on her hips and says “that sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!”

colleen@cmmcguire· Jun 30

Whole Foods ice cream sale come throughhhhh (not pictured: the two boxes of ice cream sandwiches I will be bringing to my parents’ house for dessert later)

A photo of four pints of ice cream and a box ice cream bars

colleen@cmmcguire· Jun 30

This post had 4 reposts and 20 likes but I had to ruin that to post about it

A bluesky post reads “who needs drugs in a world cup year” and had 4 reposts to 20 likes

colleen@cmmcguire· Jun 30

strawberry moons forever

A photo of a neighborhood street in night mode where the “strawberry moon” is bright and visible in the sky between trees

colleen@cmmcguire· Jun 28

@ all of us who legitimately thought Greg Maddux fixed Bryce Elder

A penguin dressed like a butler holds out a pair of clown shoes on a platter and the caption says “your shoes sir”

colleen@cmmcguire· Jun 27

Nice Pride Night score

69-69 is the current score of the Dream-Valkyries game this evening

colleen@cmmcguire· Jun 26

My dad texts me about gifts: Father’s Day edition

A text message in white reads “Hey Coll. This Flying Dog Double Dog IPA you gave me is absolutely marvelous. I forget all my cares when I drink it. Thanks.”

colleen@cmmcguire· Jun 25

“Derek Hill” hitting 9th inning go-ahead home runs for the Phillies oh it’s curtains for the Braves

colleen@cmmcguire· Jun 24

They had 2 out nobody on in the top of the 9th 😵‍💫

A picture of the box score from the Phillies-Nationals game. The Phillies scored 8 runs in the top of the 9th after having 2 outs and nobody on

colleen@cmmcguire· Jun 21

Is this bad?

Freddy Peralta’s line tonight against the Phillies wherein he gave up 10 runs on 10 hits in 2 and 1/3 innings

colleen@cmmcguire· Jun 20

BRAVES WIN.

A hand appears to be tapping a blue button, which reads “never a doubt“

colleen@cmmcguire· Jun 20

My mom enjoyed that one

A text in blue that says “Pitcher named Yoho. He should be on the Pirates!!” and a response of “Hahahahaha”

colleen@cmmcguire· Jun 19

The Braves have been struggling, certainly they’re due for a br— oh come onnnnnn.

Preview for tonight’s Brewers at Braves game which will be started by Jacob Misiorowski

colleen@cmmcguire· Jun 17

ESPN: “Congo DR” My brain: “Congo Dominican Republic”

Portugal v Congo DR on ESPN’s World Cup schedule

colleen@cmmcguire· Jun 11

This player on Team Mexico kinda looks like Brandon Gaudin lmao

Roberto Alvarado from Team Mexico in the World Cup

colleen@cmmcguire· Jun 10

What’s this now?

An excerpt from an article about Ronald Acuña Jr going to the injured list. It states, “Infielder Rowdy Tellez was selected to the Major League roster and right-hander Jhancarlos Lara was designated for assignment in corresponding moves.”

colleen@cmmcguire· Jun 10

Oh thank fuck it wasn’t his knee

Update from the Braves Twitter account that says “OF Ronald Acuña Jr. was removed from tonight‘s game due to left hamstring tightness.”