Chaos Magick News
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Chaos Magick News is "The Objectively Best Occult Podcast" discussing current events, occult perspectives, and making jokes about names like "Agrippa" You can find us wherever you stream content or at Chaosmagicknews.com
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If you or a loved one was a "Daughter of the Witches They could not burn" you may have been unknowingly exposed to asbestos & entitled to financial compensation.
We've never felt us being comedic entertainers detracted from our strong convictions and ideas we felt were important to Occultism. When you see how many deeply unserious people are peddling nonsense under a veneer of solemn poise and self importance you just wanna start telling knock knock jokes.
Has any of the lunatic fringe suggested that they somehow drained Lindsey Grahams life force to bring back Mitch McConnell? And if not what are they even good for at this point?
Found this old meme we made and now we're thinking. All you "meme magick" types. Is making somebody the soyjak like a curse for y'all?
Whether it's this or people who think the Archons are leaving secret messages in the Simpsons or your witch homie's warnings of 3 fold or karmic backlash one of the first steps in establishing "spiritual" control begins with seeding "spiritual" paranoia.
What's the last tangible result you've gotten from your magick practice?
Next time somebody tries to talk to you about "shadow work" hit them with a couple of these and remember Jung slept with his patients.
Many of the founding fathers were Freemasons, they understood occult concepts of polarity and alchemical theory. It was built into the bedrock of our nation. For example, on the 4th we have a HOT dog and a COLD beer and thus internalize the process of resolving opposites. Happy Birthday America
Would you eat bread made from iceman guts? How about a beer? #beer #iceman #otzi #curse #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
Clip from EP 71, Our guest ModernChristianOccultist lets us in on how his spiritual path changed his view of his gender. full episode on YouTube Spotify RSS and most of the other usual places
Modern Occult Discourse "So that's why I think Pop Culture Magick is silly, Anyway here's my list of Best Goetia Demons for using Cryptocurrency"
If you read enough old timey comics Grant Morrison makes perfect sense
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Saw a post about ways "Witchtok" has damaged Occultism. Most of the problems existed well before Tiktok, but the kicker was them advertising their "LEARN TO BE A REAL DEAL SPOOKY WOOWOO IN 6 MONTHS" online course at the end.
We forgot to say it when this story first dropped, but remember, if you're a right wing woo woo you're just waiting for the leopard to eat your face.
Occult discourse: Anyone less esoteric than you is a Larper, anyone more esoteric is a well disciplined larper
You know a post is doing well cause you'll get random messages like this and the comments will have 10 "ascended masters" calling each other cringe.
Random Thought: No question CM's antidogmatism stumbled right out of the gate. Psychological model HGA True Will Kia & Count Dantes Dim Mak all get mention in Liber Null. But its core of pragmatism & acknowledgement of belief as arbitrary becomes self correcting. It's part of why CM has persisted.
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A good 2/3rds of Occultism is deciding which silly diagram you'll attempt to relate to everything.
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Does Carroll dodge metaphysics with quantum physics? You be the judge. Chaos Magick News EP 70 is out now #peterjcarroll #chaosmagick #occult #witch #metaphysical
Not discouraging study but worth remembering if academic knowledge of magick translated to skill as a practitioner the guy teaching your Renaissance History course would be Gandalf the Grey
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Confirming They Might Be Giants knew something about the ancient mysteries