The Coburn Tattler!
@coburntabloids
from the ridges & valleys of Central Pa secular humanist politics: to the left of you skewering the right is my game (when I'm not making something tasty) relentless gossip too, holyhell! top banana at Boyer's High Calorie Kitchen
Boycott trump's speech! It's all bullshit, folks! (say that in George Carlin's voice)
Traveled east this morning to the land of poppies to officially take posession of Tamworth, Melanomia, hats, high heels, a bassinet with hundreds of babies (blue and red piggy banks), and a few other accoutrements. The possibilities remain limitless for antagonization purposes.
I'm surprised trump isn't using the detainees denied due process as a labor pool to build a pyramid to house his obese mummified carcass for eternity.
Thought ol' @markhamillofficial.bsky.social might get a kick out of this one:
Yet another career scumbag - Wayne Ivey . #GraveYardDead on #NoKingsDay
Fish Commish stocked a pile-a rainbows here today. Onward to Apr5!
Ted Cruz fucked with Big Bird and learned the hard way. I vaguely recall Newt picking a fight too... never ends well!
Department of Government Efficiency! #DOGE #BluesBrothers #MissionFromGod to send Musk packin'!
Happy Birthday to Jackie Gleason! ...he even made a cameo on Bugs Bunny! (google half fare hare) #honeymooners
Robert Reich has been helping me keep my head straight. @rbreich.bsky.social
I'm sending some corrections to GT in today's mail. It's my new hobby - albeit one I didn't ask for - babysitting our elected officials.
Tonight’s diversion: Chocaholic! Sidenote: I read that Cadbury lost its royal warrant recently. Those kings - I tell ya - they think they can do anything. Don’t get me started on our #oligarch That som’bitch will do his best to make chocolate unaffordable.
And as long as it takes those fuckers to decompose, the best thing we can do for the environment is use as many as we can then get them into the landfill as soon as possible! #backtoplastic