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Cocoa@cocoanutella· 7d

The Fit

Cocoa@cocoanutella· 12d

Alpha shaking his maraccas.

Cocoa@cocoanutella· 12d

Was not expecting any of this. Was just looking for water to fish.

Final Fantasy 14. A random Elezen (it's an elf race) non-playable character is dancing next to a small black cat, a tiny robot named Omega, and a yellow dancing bird called a chocobo shaking maraccas.

Cocoa@cocoanutella· 14d

Put this on just to see and easily went "Oh fuck yes" over this outfit. The hat is not part of it.

Final Fantasy 14. My character in the "Tradewinds" outfit which has pants that poof until below the knee and gets tucked in, shoes with a buckle, kinda poofy shirt with a vest over and a belt that holds it all together. My character is holding a map and compass.

Cocoa@cocoanutella· 23d

She

SpiritVale. My wizard holding a broom, wearing a backpack colored yellow and shaped like a star, with glasses and wearing an orange ribbon. Outfit is full various purples with a pink shirt underneath. Next to her is this game's version of a hermit crab looking very angy (but doesn't pinch).

Cocoa@cocoanutella· 27d

Started Spiritvale today and MoistMarbles is born.

Game is Spiritvale. Made my character blue to look water because I am boring. Saw a hairstyle with two poofs at the end. MoistMarbles is born.

Cocoa@cocoanutella· 29d

My current mood

Final Fantasy 14. Edited free company board to say "Eating crystal glue to grow my relic. Not taking any questions."

Cocoa@cocoanutella· Jul 7

Turns out my 3rd run was the 69th finish.

A screenshot from the Four Job Fiesta website. It says "CHAMPIONS! ☆Exdeath Exterminators 69" My 3rd run was the 69th finish.

Cocoa@cocoanutella· Jul 7

Run 3 complete. Omega fell apart. Shinryu was annoying and forced me to level up so I came back at 49 and finally got the luck I needed to win. Almost fell apart at Neo Exdeath at the end because my berserker did a no-no and forced the final phase early after I Magic Lamped some body parts away.

Omega was permanently stopped thanks to Romeo's Ballad and we gave him the axe.

Shinryu showed mercy on Krile. She is equipped with the Apollo's Harp which was dealing around above 7000 which is a very big deal. Bartz and Lenna suffered his wrath and Faris was too angry to die.

Neo Exdeath was very under control and until it went down to one part and then my team got buried in meatballs (that's what I call the Meteor spell).

Cocoa@cocoanutella· Jul 6

Was looking at reviews for shorts and this one started with "As a proud nudist," and just paralyzed all thinking.

Review of shorts that starts with "As a proud nudist," that make me do a triple take.

Cocoa@cocoanutella· Jul 4

I lost it when this happened.

Balder's Gate 3 where I am inside a house and a guy who is deceased from combat on the floor above is somehow doing like a jumpscare from camera.

Cocoa@cocoanutella· Jun 27

How it started and how it ended. This wouldn't have happened if my employers were OSHA compliant.

The video game is Crashout Crew. I'm on the receiving side of shipments and I placed a boost pad which launches players and objects in the direction it is facing. Everything is nice and calm.

The video game is still Crashout Crew. I placed more boost pads, one of which is covered up by an explosion, there is toxic sludge everywhere which we dubbed "Mountain Dew" and only one truck was loaded up correctly in shipping. I am blameless.

Cocoa@cocoanutella· Jun 25

Oh. My first time actually seeing these. Legit thought I got a friend request from someone being weird/creep ass.

Final Fantasy 14 strategy board meant to show strats in a visual manner to help facilitate playing the game when there can be difficulties in being verbal or through text. Bottom right corner someone created a hand that is pointing with the text "Kill that guy" at a evil purple demon face with an arrow pointing at him with additional text "(That guy)". The strategy is titled "Flawless Tactic".

Cocoa@cocoanutella· Jun 24

Onsen Run defeated. Just ran at Omega and he malfunctioned. Swirled the danger noodle known as Shinryu. Put Neo Exdeath under the surf with Leviathan as I sang my best songs. First time actually using beastmaster and it's kinda fun. Very funny to use a goblin to cast flare at the antlion boss.

Omega defeated with the amazing power of Romeo's Ballad. Just Stop it from doing anything!

Shinryu berserked from the Mammon tree enemy and blinded from the Galajelly enemy. I probably could have prepped them forever ago but suffered over an hour just to find them because they're together in a rare encounter. Oh well.

Neo Exdeath defeated. Used the Magic Lamp for Odin to remove bottom left portion. Spammed Catoblepas to remove bottom right. Berserker caused the team to get hit by meatballs but it was perfectly spread so everyone lived through it.

Cocoa@cocoanutella· Jun 19

Shinryu and Neo Exdeath defeated.

Neo Shinryu defeated with the amazing powers of Time Mage smacking him with a Power Staff granting the berserk status and everyone using the !Image Ninja command.

Neo Exdeath defeated with a part spamming Break to get out of Almagest so I can actually play the boss fight. Things got spicy when a berserked Barts crit and defeated a body part early but thankfully Neo didn't take any extra turns.

Cocoa@cocoanutella· Jun 16

First bunny chest. Time to get magic gear.

Final Fantasy 14 ring. It has a special property that increases stats in a specific zone beyond the item level. It's rare.

Cocoa@cocoanutella· Jun 10

When I was a kid there was this series of books called "What on Earth?" and I had so many giggles over "What on Earth is a Booby?"

A book titled "What on Earth is a Booby" that I read when I was an elementary school child. I read it because it had "booby" in the title and I knew what those were and gained education I lost about booby birds and the Galapogos Islands.

Cocoa@cocoanutella· Jun 4

Wanted something that felt suited for expeditions and I think I nailed the look I was going for.

Final Fantasy 14. Outfit I came up with for the Red Mage job that's armored in the legs and shoulder with chest having some bulk/padding as well. Idea was "expedition" because I wanted something that felt like a class/job in a dungeon crawler.

Cocoa@cocoanutella· May 31

Therapy is sometimes digital. Chaos is the way stairs work the way that they do in this game.

Final Fantasy 14 screenshot. Big burly roegadyn butler with fierce hair at a bar counter serving my lizard. He is standing in an indoor koi pond surrounded by a lot of greenery. There are "starry night" phasmascapes which are like weird digital images probably representing old CRT TVs.

Cocoa@cocoanutella· May 18

Bic Classic my favorite sandwich. Love cherry flavor.

Doordash app showing a Bic lighter, the most basic of lighters, under the category "Sandwiches & Wraps" from Wawa.

Cocoa@cocoanutella· May 17

Important to review the Hot Mess at multiple perspectives including from the outside.

Final Fantasy 14. Made a small indoor pond surrounded by plants. There are mushrooms that glow in the pond. Looks like a neat area to just look at over a railing or balcony.

Cocoa@cocoanutella· May 16

Lanky Kong representation???

From Final Fantasy 14. A banana coin. A banana coin with blue banana bunch. Lanky Kong.

Cocoa@cocoanutella· May 15

You can take pics of them outside but for reasons I don't understand I can't do anything with them in gpose because they have some Programmer Classification that makes them not typical NPCs. As far as I'm aware inside pics are from the Retainer Bell, cheaty plugins, or Fantasia with another player.

My character in a yellow outfit with pink trimming showing off my retainer in a "ta-da!" fashion who just happened to blink at the right time and gives the impression of looking annoyed and unamused.

Expansion of Duties Permit. Allows placing retainers outside with the key phrase being "Cottage, house, and mansion gardens". Purchaseable from the independent sutler from housing districts.

Cocoa@cocoanutella· May 12

Rare Bard appearance because I only use it for PvP.

Portrait with outfit of my bard in a very green outfit with lots of supporting brown tones.

Cocoa@cocoanutella· May 5

This post gave me the idea to make the Fraudster Ball. With all the funny rumors circulating at the time I feel like a counterfeit ball is something that could have easily existed in-game as a Team Rocket operation. F stands for First-Rate don't you know? This ball will catch anything without Fail.

My take on a counterfeit ball I have dubbed the Fraudster Ball. Stylized after the master ball. This would not exist in the modern era but this absolutely could exist in the Red/Blue/Yellow era of Pokemon.

Cocoa@cocoanutella· May 1

The deed is done. Everything is maxed. My gear is not and I do not care. I will put myself at the minimum and see how the pipeline is in EverColdQuest. Very much wish I could see how the jobs would play in the future right now because I'm curious how Monk and Samurai would be. Have ideas though.

A list of every playable class/job with everything at their respective level caps in Final Fantasy 14 with the exception of Beastmaster. It is greyed out and currently unplayable until more content patches happen.

Cocoa@cocoanutella· Apr 29

I am truly a creature if I do not get filtered. Moai-kun is a Famicom puzzle game that requires execution. I really enjoyed it1 Disclaimer: Screenshot is from the 14s.

A player created greeting message I attached to a sign in Final Fantasy 14. It reads "Pay respects to Moai-kun and then feel free to cat around." The Free Company has a gigantic Moai and enough perches to get on top of the roof. Truly can cat around.

Cocoa@cocoanutella· Apr 28

INVENTORY RECLAIMED (I had 99 of almost every single dye).

Final Fantasy 14 window of me converting every single old dye type to the new consolidated types. Many stacks of 99 dyes becoming 8262 Standard Spectrum Dye and another set becoming 690 Wide Spectrum #1 Dye.

Cocoa@cocoanutella· Apr 28

Pink Era is over. Yellow Era is in.

My Final Fantasy 14 character with a very yellow color scheme with some pink secondary coloring. Wanted to avoid black coloring but the armor came with it so black gloves and boots are in.

Cocoa@cocoanutella· Apr 25

It me. Thinking next expansion I go yellow.