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cofe@cofe· Jul 24

technology is amazing

A web-based section titled "Popular Today"

HEADLINE: Watch an orca ram a sunfish so hard that the fish explodes

BODY PARAGRAPH: Scientists captured video of orcas ramming into sunfish with such force that the fish exploded. The behavior may be for fun as well as for feeding, they report.

posted by CNN

cofe@cofe· Apr 26

i hate to say it but this is literally always how it looks when someone's ranting about how underrated something is

YouTube video screenshot. Thumbnail features "Shimano" from the Yakuza series. The title is "The Most Intimidating Yakuza Villain That Everyone Ignores." The uploader is "ShimanoFan3000."

cofe@cofe· Apr 18

thanks for the help, google dot com

Google search for "who's that fat idiot wearing an ear bandage"

Google AI overview says that it's most likely Donald Trump

cofe@cofe· Mar 17

cant you see that im busy mourning. go ask somebody else

!! !! HELP US !! !! I beg you, my family is in dire need [heartbreak emoji] reposted your post

cofe@cofe· Mar 8

Learn more about Birthday mode

cofe@cofe· Feb 3

the electorate is not yet ready

A post that reads: I don't know how you win elections with "grinchmaxxing".

cofe@cofe· Jan 10

cofe@cofe· Nov 13

"its wild. because i am the one able to take him down" fascinating statement there, jeff. i truly wonder what it could mean

A series of exchanges ft. Jeffrey Epstein released by the House Oversight Committee.

The only important information in this image is the timestamp on the bottom. I'll include it in the other image so that the important stuff is all together.

Another series of exchanges ft. Jeffrey Epstein released by the House Oversight Committee.

Sender: [redacted]
Time: 12/03/18 05:26:08 AM (565536368)
Flags: 1060865
Is Read: Yes
Is Invitation: No
GUID: 8BF63F04-1947-4BB4-A4DD-A52A5ED1AFE4
Message: It will all blow over! They're really just trying to take down Trump and doing
whatever they can to do that...!

Sender: e:jeeitunes@gmail.com
Time: 12/03/18 05:26:45 AM (565536405)
Flags: 1085445
Is Read: No
Is Invitation: No
GUID: 736A2116-F9FE-43F1-9AD4-F3DA7A377DB8
Message: yes thx.
its wild. because i am the one able to take him down

cofe@cofe· Nov 13

"Also, gently imply I have tapes." lol it's no wonder he's been talking about not going to heaven huh

An email chain between Jeffrey Epstein and Michael Wolff released by the House Oversight Committee.

On Sun, Jan 7, 2018 at 7:31 PM jeffrey E. wrote:
I didn't offer him a time yet . As I need my marching orders;)

On Sun, Jan 7, 2018 at 7:46 PM, Michael Wolff < > wrote:
Just his plan. Trump is going to go down--why doesn't use this opportunity to strike out on his own? Also,
gently imply I have tapes. I wonder, btw, if he isn't interested in talking to you about in fact bringing down
Trump. Can't wait to hear?

On Sun, Jan 7, 2018 at 9:37 PM jeffrey E. wrote:
[redacted]

On Mon, Jan 8, 2018 at 5:57 AM Michael Wolff < > wrote:
Up?

On Mon, Jan 8, 2018 at 6:02 AM jeffrey E. wrote:
Yes On conference finish in 10 min

From: jeffrey E. [jeeyacation@gmail.com]
Sent: 1/8/2018 11:27:44 AM
To: Michael Wolff
Subject: Re:
The rich and powerful ALWAYS send lawyers letters . A book about any one of them takes more time to
publish as I must be -and I am , meticulous about documentation and back up

cofe@cofe· Nov 5

a beautiful salute to Dick

cofe@cofe· Oct 12

cofe@cofe· Sep 11

BREAKING: They did surgery on a grape.

cofe@cofe· Jun 5

A Google Search result featuring a headline from Business Insider.

The headline reads, "Musk Shows Friends Chart of Benefits of MDMA, Mushrooms."

It was posted on October 11, 2022.

cofe@cofe· Jun 5

just let it go man

A post by Elon Musk.
"Movie idea: Boss Baby meets Das Boot
Das Baby – “Hijinks on the High Seas!”
July 25 2022

A second post by Elon Musk.
"Pitching my idea once again for a crossover of Das Boot & Boss Baby.

“Das Baby” – Hijinks on the high seas!"
October 15 2022

A third post by Elon Musk.
"Das Boss Baby Boot – the ultimate crossover"
Has an image of The Boss Baby with text above it reading, "just GROK IT."
June 3 2025

cofe@cofe· Apr 11

Regrettably, people everywhere are saying this. These cruel things should not be normalized. If you are seeing this: please, remember to be kind in what is rapidly becoming an unkind world.

A photo of Nubby (of Nubby's Number Factory fame) above some Facebook comments. Each comment is asking for the removal of Nubby.

cofe@cofe· Apr 3

ECONONY ...

cofe@cofe· Mar 28

He grows up so fast. (Why does this website hate transparent PNGs?)

A photo of J.D. Vance in his gaming attire. He's inside of his gaming room.

cofe@cofe· Mar 5

It's Picture Day!

J.D. Vance looking nice for Picture Day. He's holding a big lollipop, wearing his lollipop bow tie, and smiling.

cofe@cofe· Mar 3

A YouTube video titled, "Asbestos Material, Healing, and Spiritual Properties". The thumbnail appears to be generated.

cofe@cofe· Feb 13

thanks Joe

Facebook · Joe Biden
8.2K+ reactions · 3 days ago
Title: I never thought I’d say this so many times about an American ...

Description: I never thought I'd say this so many times about an American president, but Trump tried to suck my cock and I let him. So much teeth holy FUCK!

cofe@cofe· Feb 12

MY SLOPPY PRESIDENT

cofe@cofe· Feb 9

I LUV MY WET PRESIDENT

cofe@cofe· Jan 6

sorry for posting anything from this moron but i need to share how fucking fantastic this post is op is asking musk's ai how to get to the minus world. the ai, obviously, gives bad instructions. musk does not notice this and thus uses it to advertise his ai for *medical tests* fucking LOL

Elon Musk writes,
"You can upload any image to Grok for analysis, from medical tests to video games!

Just tap the + button or paste the image into the entry bar."

Musk's post is a quote Tweet of a post from Luis Batalha, which reads,
"I had a hazy memory of a secret passage in Super Mario Bros but forgot how to access it. Grok unlocked the mystery instantly - just from a single photo of the TV!"

Luis' Tweet contains a screenshot of a conversation with Grok that asks how to get to a "secret passage" in Super Mario Bros. Based on the position of Mario in the image, it's obvious that he's asking how to get to the "minus world." Grok does not pick up on this, and it gives bad information, including an incorrect positioning for Mario and incorrect steps to perform the jump.

cofe@cofe· Jan 5

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cofe@cofe· Jan 4

Been kinda shown by another, but here's the Chancellor overlaid at 0% (aka invisible lol), 4%, and 100% opacity:

SMRPG Keychain + 100% opacity Chancellor

cofe@cofe· Dec 28

man, i got a fair bit on my plate right now, between both working on my creative endeavors and working on accruing wealth in order to sustain my existence on this planet. i sure hope nothing else gets thrown in my face before the year ends The Humble Novel Coronavirus Today Known As SARS-CoV-2:

Coronavirus in a car with the caption "caronavirus" on the bottom

cofe@cofe· Dec 7

i lol'd bsky.app/profile/whst...

Will Stancil (Democratic Party) ran for election to the Minnesota House of Representatives to represent District 61A. He lost in the Democratic primary on August 13, 2024. This is a "laugh out loud" moment.

cofe@cofe· Nov 6

cofe@cofe· Aug 16

me making poasts on the internet

cofe@cofe· Aug 1

the world's greatest smallest hampburger