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Christy 🔮@coffeew1tch· 27d

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Pantone birth chart palette. Aries Sun, Libra Moon, Gemini Rising, Aries Venus

Christy 🔮@coffeew1tch· 27d

Downloads from the Universe; a thread 🧵

A black woman with straight across bangs with her eyes closed. She has a third eye and there are two other copies of her head on either side. Kind of like Hekate!

Christy 🔮@coffeew1tch· Jul 8

Is it a maladaptive coping method or does it just not align with what works for you?

Christy 🔮@coffeew1tch· Jun 28

I haven’t been on here in so long, but I just saw a tiktok about a man making his gf a contraption to try to fix her scoliosis and someone @ their friend to say “why did you get spinal surgery you could’ve just hit gym”

A screenshot, possibly from Twitches, of one of the Tamara twins mid laugh. She’s got a pink glow around her. The search bar at the top of the meme says “loud magical bitch”

Christy 🔮@coffeew1tch· Jan 5

I love using this screenshot when the replies are insane 😭💀

Christy 🔮@coffeew1tch· Nov 30

The concept of dispensaries having a “free smells” sign like Jimmy Johns 🫣

Christy 🔮@coffeew1tch· Nov 30

There’s not enough Bigby Wolf fics imho…..

A werewolf sitting cross legged in bed with their hands holding their head. They look really sad and their flip phone is on the bed in front of them, open with the light illuminating the room.

Christy 🔮@coffeew1tch· Nov 30

Me when I set up my hummingbird feeder for their migration

Marshall the squirrel from animal crossing with cute teary eyes like this emoji 🥹

Christy 🔮@coffeew1tch· Nov 30

This is so high school drama, it’s embarrassing 😭😭

Picture of a black person’s hand holding a big rock or worn down brick. The caption reads “Yoooo come here real quick”

Christy 🔮@coffeew1tch· Nov 29

I got my glasses adjusted at Costco today and whatever the lady sprayed on my glasses took some of the really bad scratches off so I can see better….I love you older white Costco optometrist lady 😮‍💨🫶🏼

Christy 🔮@coffeew1tch· Nov 12

We both s(c)reamed when Haganezuka came on screen btw 😈🫱🏼‍🫲🏻😈

Demon Slayer swordsmith village arc panel of Kanamori tickling Haganekuza. “Boys, Haganezuka’s weak point is his sides. Go for these parts.” “HYA HYA HYA HYA HYA” “tickle” “tickle”

Christy 🔮@coffeew1tch· Nov 5

!!!!!!

White pixel heart from Undertale with the word “HOPE” underneath it

Christy 🔮@coffeew1tch· Nov 2

Demon Slayer rewatch with my wife so I can get caught up to the movie: a thread 🧵

A photo of a large Japanese wisteria tree with flowers overhanging a garden arbor. The tree is being front lit.There are lit lanterns on the ground and with pink flowers and green bushes in the background.

Christy 🔮@coffeew1tch· Oct 25

With this exact scene on mind you!! 🤭🧡🖤

Christy 🔮@coffeew1tch· Oct 17

The people yearn for blockbuster and physical media once more

A reaction image of a tuxedo cat with its eyes closed and a cigarette in its mouth. Caps at the bottom say (slow heavy metal music playing)

Christy 🔮@coffeew1tch· Oct 17

LEAKED POKÉMON REGION SOUTHEAST ASIAAAA????? You will not be able to chit me up about this

A meme of a gray cat yelling(?) at a skeleton laying on a bed lol

Christy 🔮@coffeew1tch· Oct 13

Stephanie Soo the journalist you are,,,🫣🫶🏼

Screenshot of Rotten Mango Video’s “I Saw Luigi Mangione In Court & This is EVERYTHING That Happened” episode at 46:34 on spotify. The bottom right of the video says “9am: entering the courtroom”. I stopped the video at a point where Stephanie looks really cunty and she’s giving model.

Another screenshot from later on in the same episode, I believe it’s when she’s exiting the court room. She looks at the camera so nonchalantly it’s so cunt

Christy 🔮@coffeew1tch· Oct 11

Gf and I helped my dad make khao piak the other day 🫣🫶🏼

A large white bowl of khao piak, a chicken and rice noodle soup dish from Laos, with chopsticks

Christy 🔮@coffeew1tch· Oct 2

SKITTY IN YOUR ART STYLE!! 🫣🫶🏼💕

Reaction image of Jade from Bratz. She’s sitting in her pajamas holding and staring lovingly at a piece of paper. There are heart and other cute emojis surrounding her head.

Christy 🔮@coffeew1tch· Sep 3

A wingstop opened up near my house and I always get hungry after 8 pm but before midnight

Christy 🔮@coffeew1tch· Aug 31

A small part of me is like “well, what if the tannies acutally aren’t seeing the messsages of those speaking out because of the censorship from reporters” but idk yall. At the end of the day, I’m still disappointed in them 🫣😭