Holly (@coldandabsurd) · DIRTY

Holly

@coldandabsurd

got a lot of rules for a theatre kid fandom + shelter cats + buzzkill politics

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Holly@coldandabsurd· 29d

Only the one that’s the question mark 😭 but I found these tiny frog statues nearby

Three frog statues, about two inches each, in a semicircle on a sidewalk

Holly@coldandabsurd· 29d

If anyone needs me I’m on the bank of the Mississippi River having some kind of crisis

Sidewalk with “can you find 13 worms?” etched into it

Holly@coldandabsurd· Jul 13

@hankgreen.bsky.social I’m on your algorithm by mistake www.etsy.com/listing/4476...

Etsy post of a painting of a lava lamp filled with baked beans.

Holly@coldandabsurd· Jul 12

Hello this is Ravioli, Fettuccine, Bowtie, and Spaghetti

Pile of kittens in a kennel

Holly@coldandabsurd· Jul 12

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Holly@coldandabsurd· Jul 7

Had a whole response typed up and then I realized

Holly@coldandabsurd· Jul 7

Close enough, welcome back Buffy Summers

Buffy in her red leather pants and black tank top

Lestat in Buffy’s red leather pants and black tank top

Holly@coldandabsurd· Jul 6

Relatable king

Lestat, grubby, saying “I don’t want a job, I wanna die”

Holly@coldandabsurd· Jul 4

250 years of this…

Bo Burnham singing That Funny Feeling

Holly@coldandabsurd· Jul 2

Me posting normal face selfies online while texting friends my ass bruises to read like Rorschach tests is giving

Holly@coldandabsurd· Jul 1

Fail to prepare, prepare to fail

Holly@coldandabsurd· Jul 1

Not everyone is a fan

Percy, a dark gray cat, low in her pile of blankets with ears back, staring apprehensively at a stuffed orange cat.

Holly@coldandabsurd· Jul 1

No one should have ever allowed me disposable income, but when you find Patatas, you buy Patatas

Me in front of assorted cat-themed prints holding an orange/tan stuffed cat.

Holly@coldandabsurd· Jun 28

Hello this is Biscuit and Triscuit

A buff and white and a gray and white kitten in a kennel. The orangey one has its arm over the gray one.

Holly@coldandabsurd· Jun 27

what kind of double sided cuck shit are they doing

Men and women fell in love with Armand, of course, "so innocent, so passionate, so brilliant!" You don't say. In fact, Armand's power to seduce was almost beyond his control. And it was Daniel who must bed these unfortunates, if Armand could possibly arrange it, while he watched from a chair nearby, a dark-eyed Cupid with a tender approving smile. Hot, nerve-searing, this witnessed passion, Daniel working the other body with ever greater abandon, aroused by the dual purpose of every intimate gesture. Yet he lay empty afterwards, staring at Armand, resentful, cold.

Holly@coldandabsurd· Jun 25

By the end of tonight I will have watched the 25 episodes and 10 films of the Jackass franchise all in the last 12 days so I have finally achieved my true form

Johnny Knoxville from The High Five in Jackass 3. Yellow shirt with Lance Bangs on it, sunglasses, purple pants. Chuck Taylors not pictured but a safe bet.

Me in the same outfit

Holly@coldandabsurd· Jun 23

It’s important to show engagement with your friends’ problems and interests

a text from me that says “I’m in too deep lmao” that has a response “bestie what else is new”

Holly@coldandabsurd· Jun 21

& Prue, Piper, and Phoebe

Two calico/tabbies and one tortoiseshell kitten standing together in a kennel and staring at the camera

Holly@coldandabsurd· Jun 21

Hello this is Daisy

A white and brown tabby cat with wide green eyes, her claws dug into a towel in a kennel

The same cat flipped upside down playfully

Holly@coldandabsurd· Jun 21

The tables have turned

Johnny Knoxville on a table with stirrups, a doctor has a finger in his ass. The subtitle says “let’s…don’t make eye contact”

Johnny as Irving Zisman. A man is swinging a dummy at his ass. Caption says “with eye contact, with eye contact, get me again, come on”

Holly@coldandabsurd· Jun 20

Holly@coldandabsurd· Jun 20

Really difficult to remember that he’s an Oscar winning writer and director

Spike Jonze as an old lady. “My name is Gloria and I’m 90 years old, and I’m a slut”

Holly@coldandabsurd· Jun 19

Do you know how it feels for me to see these two on a plane together and then it’s for a Royal Kingdom ad? I’m going to end it all

Josh Holloway and Jorge Garcia next to each other in fancy plane seats. Josh is holding a magazine called BEST ISLANDS.

Holly@coldandabsurd· Jun 19

Monsters

Flyer on a cork board that says BOWLING FOR BABIES

Holly@coldandabsurd· Jun 18

Johnny Knoxville being carried on a stretcher in a magician outfit, saying “that bull didn’t like fucking magic”

Holly@coldandabsurd· Jun 17

Johnny Knoxville saying to Preston Lacy “technically you just shit OUR pants” while Preston is in a shiny silver bodysuit

Communist Bugs Bunny meme

Holly@coldandabsurd· Jun 17

Daveigh Chase was responsible for way too many of my preteen nightmares for us to be the same age. Hell of a young talent gone.

Samara from The Ring, sitting in a white room on a chair, hair hanging over her face.

Holly@coldandabsurd· Jun 16

Happy pride from @qwertypi.bsky.social

Text typo: “I love you so butch”

Holly@coldandabsurd· Jun 15

How does Game Changer keep doing it

Raph Chastang beating a car shaped piñata. Subtitle says (a cacophony of piñatas truly being beat to hell)