cold on a cob
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remember the old simon and garfunkle song “slow down you’re moving too fast” that says a lot about life and about cat massage
how is timbbit formed? how is timbbit formed? how donut get pragnent
everyone who said apple memojis were dumb clearly wasn't sending one in this pose to all their friends with messages like “don’t worry I’ll never tell”
99% of my memes are just bullshit for online friends that nobody else will get but this is maybe my favourite
don't kid yourself jimmy if a cow ever got the chance it would eat you and everyone you care about
woah this inflation is out of control amirite?? ha ha anyway i hope you enjoy a text message various Moms because we can't afford grandchildren for ya
deleting old text messages and this one from when my auto shop sent an uber to pick me up is sure a vibe
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. hard mode: no star wars, star trek, lotr, dc, marvel, disney, pixar, dreamworks, spielberg, cameron, wachowskis, or ghibli. Getting more hardcore challenging.
Gillette ceo 🤝 the dark lord “fuck everything, we’re doing six blades!”
two weeks ago i was looking for this old shitty photoshop i did years ago and i don't remember why but i found it so,
finally, a product for my professional child. welcome to the grindset timmy.
I assume they spent 25 years arguing if the fire was real and then another 25 arguing about how bad it is going to get in the future
Crispy Ginger Beef, Calgary style (probably the closest thing I have to a hometown i guess)
kudos to the posts on the imdb parents guide page for that marvel zombies show that are obviously by kids attempting to downplay how violent the show is. i absolutely would have done this before asking my Mom if I could watch it. good luck!
I say Repo Men is underrated. It’s a neat premise, the acting is good, and I think it was just too dark and gory for most people to handle. It’s no 10/10 but I enjoyed it. I can imagine a better executed version would have been a critical hit but probably would have been toned down to pull that off.
just stumbled across an image edit from late 2024 i made labeled "it's me lol.pxm" fucking owned myself when i was in an ambien haze i guess
First five Steam purchases with a bonus of my last purchase - neat coincidence. The second Prey game was a lot of fun and it's amusing to me how they had the IP rights and just didn't use them in the end, but kept the name.