i literally just use the warhammer chaos gods, after they were forced to become lawful to end the apocalypse. they ate all the old gods, no one remembers them, and everyone has to worship these new gods and it's all weird and uncomfortable for everyone.

alt text had me curious and

he actually does keep candy in his utility belt! lollipops specifically.

why's wolf hittin the

not just racist, pedophiles. here's destiny's ex talking about him doing ageplay with a woman, trading pictures of their kids.

This is the projected rate the drawdown is at. At this rate we'll reach the point where the military won't have enough gas in Jan 2027. The part that makes this really scary is it'll take weeks, maybe months after the strait opens for oil to normalize so it'll keep dropping.

this is the poll btw

ooo, I got this one after i was in a horrible woodchipper accident (not a bit, but it was funny) another one i've found use for was the resistance stretch+press.

villain that was pete's roommate for a while. one of the superior foes of spider-man.

i can't believe how often this is relevant

kings of war isn't like my favorite game ever, but MAN are its halflings radical. just a great mix of vibes, and the multi-basing thing lets you do some neat stuff.

like the pro wrestler...

i hope everyone else this bot-ass account follows feels as boomed as i do right now lmao, like fuck me man don't do me like this

the dogslicer is a very real pathfinder weapon too, goblins fucking hate dogs. horses too, hence also having horse choppers. which itself led to...

netscape logging into work and seein this

anyway here's you liking a skeet trying to minimize israel committing genocide

i'm still thinking about that second half. basketball fucking terrorists.

no, he very explicitly denied the genocide on multiple occasions

the orlando magic are basketball terrorists look at this shit

mostly because he thought it would go up. literally. fucking aero-gavins.

trying to figure out the right way to make a penny arcade tycho joke without it sounding too mean. like no one wants to be compared to penny arcade tycho... but...

on the one hand, I love that the US military is so fucked that it can't feed its soldiers. on the other hand, they signed up to kill brown kids so fuck 'em, starve while your wives get railed back home.

the Gùn is way too slow for its size/armor/etc, 5/8 is unacceptable for a mech this vulnerable. but it looks SO good.

since they're blocking people who make fun of them here's a screeny

hey good news turns out it was ai vibe-coding that caused the mass outage

here's him saying that anyone who even questions china being evil is not an ally

here he is defending trump and attacking china