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Spicy Antifa Beekeeper

@coloradobeek

Doing it for the honey. 🐝🐔🍷🤓🐶💙 🇺🇦 #AnimalCaucus

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Spicy Antifa Beekeeper@coloradobeek· 9d

I'm a bit salty that it's not a question about Uranus Wagering: some expired salt

A tweet jokes about 250 million-year-old salt expiring, with a photo of a salt container label stating it was formed 250 million years ago, next to an expiration date.

Spicy Antifa Beekeeper@coloradobeek· 13d

I know the perfect candidate!

Cartoon drawing of the InfoWars Elf. A childlike drawing of an elf in a red hat, green coat labeled INFOWARS, blue gloves, and red curled shoes, smiling with rosy cheeks. The Infowars Elf is handwritten on the side.

Spicy Antifa Beekeeper@coloradobeek· Jul 14

Joyeux Quatorze Juillet (July 14th) my Blueeps

Lorax cartoon with a cartoon guillotine and the words “unless someone like you brings out the chippity chop, nothing is going to get better. It’s not.” This is only in reference to Bastille Day in France, obviously and nothing else. Obviously.

Spicy Antifa Beekeeper@coloradobeek· Jul 7

That above is Steve Bannon. This is the US Coach

Spicy Antifa Beekeeper@coloradobeek· Jun 23

It’s true!

Lawyer shark saying Plead the fifth

A collection of lawyer shark stickers in Microsoft Teams

Spicy Antifa Beekeeper@coloradobeek· Jun 23

Oooooh oooooh I know dis! Bisbee, Arizona (or Denver)

Bisbee, Arizona has an official elevation of 5,538 feet (1,688 meters) above sea level. Tucked into the Mule Mountains, specific points vary, ranging between 5,000 feet to over 6,000 feet.This high-altitude, mountainous geography moderates the city's climate compared to other parts of Southern Arizona, leading to distinctly milder summers and cooler winters.

Spicy Antifa Beekeeper@coloradobeek· Jun 16

This comment on his Facebook page 😂

Facebook user comment on "Tom Kean"'s post about "Team Kean" giving an Eagle Scout a certificate:

"The guy on the right looks like Horatio von Snickerdoodle from Orville Hufflepuffery’s Olde Tyme Candy & Sweetthings Emporium."

Spicy Antifa Beekeeper@coloradobeek· Jun 16

Fry it all, more artery clogging foods the better!

Let’s go blood clot protest sign

Spicy Antifa Beekeeper@coloradobeek· Jun 16

Ohhhh racy...

screenshot of a skeet that is labeled "Adult Content" by bsky moderation, no idea what the image is as it is to old my delicate sensibilities

Spicy Antifa Beekeeper@coloradobeek· Jun 15

www.threads.com/@meninblazer...

Spicy Antifa Beekeeper@coloradobeek· May 20

my boi has a similar shirt and he hates it

A very sad-looking senior beagle, face and body white with age, lies on a couch being forced to wear a bright blue Hawaiian shirt. His eyes beg for someone to help him escape this indignity

Spicy Antifa Beekeeper@coloradobeek· May 5

tots and pears

protest sign saying "let's go blood clot - make democracy great again"

Spicy Antifa Beekeeper@coloradobeek· May 3

@toota.bsky.social are you ok Turts?

Reddit post with the question “where the fuck is Mitch McConnell?” And text “Has anyone seen or heard of Mitch?!? He’s disappeared just like the Epstein files”

With a response of “he fell on his back and nobody has flipped him over yet”

Spicy Antifa Beekeeper@coloradobeek· Apr 23

Completely hypothetical depiction of alleged swarm

Cartoon bees are swarming around a gold toilet that they are carrying off screen as if they stole it. But that never happened. Behind the cartoon bees is a greasy round pizza cardboard backing with hand, drawn, layout of a fictional and completely made up location, showing exes where Golden toilets were, but have allegedly been taken by alleged heists

Spicy Antifa Beekeeper@coloradobeek· Apr 15

When the stars align

Two skeets in my skyline, the first one saying "I have seen literally over a dozen posts in the last few days saying 'OMG Bluesky stop showing me people's pet death posts!' I'm really not sure what's up with the bot situation her, but it is very strange."

The next skeet, right under it, says "omg, Bluesky, stop showing me pet death posts from people I do not follow. I do want to know if someone I know loses a pet, but not every time any person on the entire internet does."

Spicy Antifa Beekeeper@coloradobeek· Apr 11

We're both right, it's a bunch of ropes pulling it into a Russian Doll of a ship

A NASA HQ PHOTO shows a spacecraft with three large red flotation devices floating in the water at night near a ship, as crew members observe from the deck under bright lights

Spicy Antifa Beekeeper@coloradobeek· Apr 2

"I'm just trying to cross the street"

screen grab from video showing a young woman and her friend crossing a cross walk as fast as they can to get away from the mayhem and not be a part of it

Spicy Antifa Beekeeper@coloradobeek· Apr 1

Imagine going to space and being put in charge of toilets.

Screen grab of the Artemis II mission in space with closed caption that reads "the toilet shut down on its own and I have...:

Spicy Antifa Beekeeper@coloradobeek· Mar 21

Everything is normal. /s It’s March 21. I’m in shorts and a tank top at 9:30 am at 39°43' North latitude (Denver)

Screen grab of a weather app showing that it is 68°F at 9:30 am in Denver on March 21, 2026. Expecting a High of 90°F

Spicy Antifa Beekeeper@coloradobeek· Mar 3

hey Marktoomanynames, say thank you youtube.com/shorts/SIOTT...

Droobie marshmellow characters set in a diarama of Alaska with marshmellow DJT, two marshmellows stacked on top of each other with the top one painted orange, googly eeys and frown and having a tuft of fur that looks like a dead animal on top to represent hair, the bottom is painted to look like a blue business suit, whit shirt and red tie, JD Couch Lover, also two marshmellows stacked on top of each other, the top on has googly eyes and a painted on stubble, with fake hair sticking up, the bottom is painted to look like a black suit, white shirt and red tie, and Putin, two smaller marshmellows stacked on top of each other with the top one has googly eyes, a frown, downturned eye brows, a bald head with a little scruff of hair on the back of the marshmellow, the bottom is painted to look like a blue suit, white shirt and blue tie, with Couch Casanova telling Putin to say thank you

Spicy Antifa Beekeeper@coloradobeek· Mar 1

Aging like expired fish

A 2024 election cycle yard sign from a Trump supporter that says Kamala Harris will send your children to war stop war vote Trump Vance

Spicy Antifa Beekeeper@coloradobeek· Feb 24

I wager all these gold medals I found and my answer is... *takes a deep breath*... the bigger one

A smiling athlete in a red patterned jacket holds up six gold medals. A tweet overlay highlights his achievement of winning six Olympic golds at a single Winter Games, stating he would have ranked 8th if competing as a nation.

Spicy Antifa Beekeeper@coloradobeek· Feb 24

super hot Nazi punching professor of archaeology

A rugged man in a fedora punches a Nazi soldier on top of a moving tank, while other soldiers watch in the background, in an action scene set in a rocky desert environment.

Spicy Antifa Beekeeper@coloradobeek· Jan 31

Look at this loser, thinks it's a video or game or a movie

screen grab of video showing a mediocre white man, face covered in a balaclava face mask and bug-eyed sunglasses (ski goggles?!) with only his nose pocking out, black ball cap on backwards, wearing an olive flack jacket with unknown shiney badge on this right chest looking like he got it out of a Cracker Jack box that morning, he's got tan work gloves on and a long sleeve black shirt, he's holding a hand gun in his right hand and holding it up with his right arm extended, the hand is angled so that the gun is sideways because this tool thinks he's on Miami Vice or playing COD when he's just giving SDE.

Spicy Antifa Beekeeper@coloradobeek· Jan 1

hmm seems sus

Merriam Webster Your 2026 Word where you take a screen grab of rating words to find your word of the year. This one shows "inspiring" as my word of the year

Spicy Antifa Beekeeper@coloradobeek· Dec 18

i ain't reading all that. im happy for you tho, or sorry that happened.

Spicy Antifa Beekeeper@coloradobeek· Dec 12

Follow up

Facebook comment "The kidnapper complains that he got kidnapped during his attempted kidnapping."

Spicy Antifa Beekeeper@coloradobeek· Nov 10

FIFY

Fixed the headline for Forbes. Original headline reads "U.S. Boat Strikes in Pacific Kill Six Alleged Drug Smugglers"

New headline "U.S. Murders Six People"

Spicy Antifa Beekeeper@coloradobeek· Nov 6

Sometimes I lose confidence, too, and then a friend reminds me that they believe in me. So here I am as a friend, letting you know that I believe in you. It's tough right now. The world can be cruel. And yet, we found each other out of all of the people on Beyoncé's internet. So there's that. 💛

Winnie-the-Pooh quote meme, "You're braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."

Spicy Antifa Beekeeper@coloradobeek· Nov 5

hey bskies, this fluffer is spamming accounts, block and report mmmkay?

Screen grab of an account from "nomorebs2" that is spamming skeets with "you deserve absolute civil war" nonsense