Combat Parapsychologist

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Combat Parapsychologist@combatparapsych· 21d

At dad’s garage today getting ready to do surgery on the 4Runner. This is his project.

Combat Parapsychologist@combatparapsych· 24d

A little drum and bass for ya

Combat Parapsychologist@combatparapsych· 26d

A new visitor in the yard this morning! Gizmo the forest cat came around to get some food and I looked down to see him staring at a turtle. We’ve got all the right conditions here for turtles but haven’t ever seen one. Happily munching on some honeydew shreds.

Combat Parapsychologist@combatparapsych· Jul 12

Millard fuckin Fillmore’s name just crossed my timeline, we are in the twilight zone now. Oh, good, Google has your back if you want to know verifiably true information about the guy that ordered the atomic strike on Japan.

Google search results for Millard Fillmore but it’s a photo of Harry Truman

Combat Parapsychologist@combatparapsych· Jul 6

A single sunflower presides over the community garden plot.

Combat Parapsychologist@combatparapsych· Jun 23

So uh for real now…what is even left of a legitimate intelligence service in this country now? Just drop the thing in the usual place if you’re still alive.

Honestly if you’re blind you won’t need this photo anyway. But it depicts someone attempting to rack the charging handle on their AMERICAN rifle the SOVIET RUSSIAN way, thereby allowing us to out him or her as a spy.

Combat Parapsychologist@combatparapsych· Jun 23

…im probably going to get a bunch of beers and sit on my patio and stare at them the whole time, silently judging their work. Speaking of vacation.

The view out my back door, where you can see large machinery destroying my treeline and displacing all my tree friends.

The Earth has been rent asunder, deep into the core we go.

Combat Parapsychologist@combatparapsych· Jun 16

One of the all timers:

Classic tweet from Elizabeth Hackett: Screech up to a yard sale. Ask if they have any haunted amulets. Yell at the dog in the back seat, “I’m GETTING the spell reversed, Greg!”

Combat Parapsychologist@combatparapsych· Jun 13

You should grab one these bad boys

News channel KCTV 5 reports that official FIFA World Cup merchandise in Kansas City features the St Louis Arch

Combat Parapsychologist@combatparapsych· May 31

Kramer says “UFC 250 is in a couple weeks. That lawn is going to be filled with sweat, half naked men.”
George replies “ Wha-? For Pride Month?”
Kramer replies with a serious look “No.”

Combat Parapsychologist@combatparapsych· May 28

Good found poetry on the timeline

Combat Parapsychologist@combatparapsych· May 15

Now I don’t want to sound too WOKE but

Combat Parapsychologist@combatparapsych· May 13

The music alone was a national security crisis.

Combat Parapsychologist@combatparapsych· May 12

Found on local fb marketplace

CIA Spy Training board game “Project CIA”

Combat Parapsychologist@combatparapsych· May 5

Oh shit my wife got on the Parks Department board.

Combat Parapsychologist@combatparapsych· May 2

Some shots from my wife’s garden.

Combat Parapsychologist@combatparapsych· Apr 28

“You don’t have a better bad idea than this?”

Combat Parapsychologist@combatparapsych· Apr 15

Some hillbillies have been making homemade tire deflation devices in Phelps County MO the police say “Watch Out!”

Four images of short strips of rubber tubing with nails and screws stuck through them “homemade tire deflation devices”

Combat Parapsychologist@combatparapsych· Apr 14

A few rural towns near me that are fighting data centers have spawned FB groups to coordinate and the news stories about this and the Indy alderman getting his house shot up are making the rounds and they are eating it up. Two of the most armed counties in the country and they are basking

Combat Parapsychologist@combatparapsych· Apr 5

Combat Parapsychologist@combatparapsych· Mar 26

One of my favorites was the Jungle Strike/Desert Strike games. The actual gameplay was sort of average and spare but the menus and between mission stuff was great.

Combat Parapsychologist@combatparapsych· Mar 25

Combat Parapsychologist@combatparapsych· Mar 20

The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell you, he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" - BUT IN DUNE

Combat Parapsychologist@combatparapsych· Feb 20

Combat Parapsychologist@combatparapsych· Feb 16

From today’s poetry fridge

James Jesus Angleton recites poetry on my fridge two snaps
“who what where why
nervous secret paranoid
please
do not
panic
the new normal is
a neurotic nightmare”

Combat Parapsychologist@combatparapsych· Feb 16

A theory of victory? Too many people are scared to say out loud that a real theory of victory right now involves *denying a reality* to the opposition and how do you do that?

Memri post, two frames, first frame: the main character, SpongeBob, lives inside a giant pineapple.
Second frame: how do you think he acquired that house? Through jihad.

Combat Parapsychologist@combatparapsych· Feb 12

Good timing

Combat Parapsychologist@combatparapsych· Feb 6

Huge book haul the other day, all digital though so no cool picture of a nightstand stack. First up: Supplying War by Martin van Creveld

Book cover text only, Supplying War: Logistics from Wallenstein to Patton by Martin van Creveld

Combat Parapsychologist@combatparapsych· Jan 30