babe what’s wrong? you haven’t touched your oversized anniversary drunk misato beer tankard (2026 edition)

otoh in the 2026 version the major wears this great padded jacket. where can i get this. enquiring minds want to know

typo but i’m gonna play it off as intentional

found 5p on the ground #thankyouandyburnham

she’s staying at home.

this is the asuka vs rei debate of its day

in starmermorium x

go back to russia!

mahmood to chancellor

heatwave extended and i’ve just started my period

when england are ahead

“A lot of creative people swear by cigarettes. I really think there’s a cognitive benefit to them.”

grass sweep

i hate that this pissy quiz was in itself made with ai. YOU’RE NOT X YOU’RE Y. no ai doesn’t make me ‘bored’ or ‘uneasy’ i find it a moral aberration and if you use it for advertising your shitty little business on facebook i hope it fails and you go bankrupt

(joke that only like two people will get) wow i wonder who andy burnham’s chancellor will be

this image may seem to be an egregious photo of a leaf but look closer lenny…………and you may spot a rare scottish wildcat and her kitten cuddled up together (their widdle toesies were kicking as they dweamed 🥺)

don’t make me tap the sign

having a tgif red buzzball in honour of #buzzballs4burnham but a) this is the first time i’ve had one and it is absolutely vile and b) i have decanted it into a whiskey tumbler which has to be the most middle class way of drinking a buzzball

just call me pope cones - wait what percent woke

another scorching day

dehydrated overheated and cranky you know what that means

every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure, what’s yours?

finally did today’s wordle

time to sleep and burn (em) to death

why’s it so hot today chat. unrelated summer burnham for attention

i was right and i’ve been right for sixteen years!!!! (not necessarily about how he’ll do mind you)

prediction: burnham with aplomb