Can’t pay attention to this trump speech because I’m so distracted by the comically large shoulder pads on his suit

Feel like shit just want 3d pinball space cadet

Reviewing the 2026 Supreme Court decisions 👎🏻🇺🇸

TikTok monetization is dead thanks to US ownership. I recently posted a Pride video that got 900k views and I was paid only $32.75. Last year I posted a similar video that got 750k views but paid $356.64. If you’ve noticed that your favorite creators are starting to leave TikTok, this is why.

lasers bing bing gone

really professional things happening on truth social today

Can’t stand this woman why’s she always looking at me like 👁️👄👁️

Reviewing merch from the Tr*mp Store Mother’s Day collection 🌸🐝

Reviewing looks from the White House Correspondents’ Dinner red carpet

These are the only two salts you need

Protecting my peace by filing an extension on my tax returns

Reviewing influencer looks from Coachella 🌼

Life without being forced to learn equations

“Actually, to me, the First Lady of France is a far more beautiful woman than Candace, in fact, it's not even close!” Girlll lmfaooooo😭😭

Trump just posted his conservative commentator burn book on main 😭

This is the foreign policy equivalent of a parent saying “I’m going to count to three” when they want you to do something

Happy easter I’m laying my egg

Teasing war plans like it’s a Taylor Swift album release

Our great Christian president is praising Allah and dropping the F-bomb on Easter

Being an american vibes

I can’t believe we’re going to the moon and not even taking Katy Perry this time

unironically miss rachel for president

Reviewing the Tr*mp store spring collection 🐰🌷

yay let’s get drunk and gamble our money away on death markets

uncover their faces you fucking weirdos

Make Timothee Chardonnay a Twink Again

who was asking for epstein deposition merch

about Kansas 🌾🌾

reviewing looks from the state of the union 😭

Reviewing the Turning Point USA “All-American Halftime Show” 🏈