Jeff Reguilon

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Jeff Reguilon@coolguy· 25d

Guess who’s about to ruin his wife’s birthday karaoke night.

Threads post: Can someone please help me find this song stuck in my head? It's a 90s-ish white pop/country guy band and it sounds like they're saying "Mrrr. Joel Embiid" it's uptempo. This is a real song I promise

Jeff Reguilon@coolguy· Jul 12

Jeff Reguilon@coolguy· Jul 10

Tyler has a look ready if he needs to go into hiding.

Tyler Herro on a boat with large sunglasses and a head scarf.

Jeff Reguilon@coolguy· Jul 6

Screenshot of the Kirin J. Callinan video for Big Enough featuring a fading spectral cowboy looming large over a rocky cliff with a cowboy atop a horse in the foreground.

Jeff Reguilon@coolguy· Jul 2

Due to a recent uptick in fireworks and grooming appointments, the dog has informed me we will not be leaving the house for 5-7 days.

Photograph of a small, cautious dog who is the color of Oreos. A child does voluntary summer homework in bed on her tummy. A mysterious set of legs rest on the floor. Who do they belong to? Famous actress Delta Burke? There’s literally no way to know.

Jeff Reguilon@coolguy· Jul 1

Why is Disney insinuating a fox and a bunny maybe did hand stuff to get me to watch their animated children’s film?

Screenshot of an ad on Reddit from the official Hulu account: “• SPOILER
Do Nick and Judy get together in Zootopia 2? Spoilers: no, but yes. Stream it to see what we mean.” The image in the post is blurry, as if it’s NSFW.

Jeff Reguilon@coolguy· Jun 29

Mike Dunleavy was on the Payton/Malone Lakers team. You’d think he would know better.

Jeff Reguilon@coolguy· Jun 25

My wife is a children’s librarian and Ezi Magbegor from the Seattle Storm came to her storytime tonight. Hell yeah.

Jeff Reguilon@coolguy· Jun 22

Costco, what are you doing?

Photograph of a Costco hot dog with a comically small bun compared to the sausage.

Jeff Reguilon@coolguy· Jun 18

Paul Rudd as Tayne from the Tim & Eric sketch, “Celeryman.” It is not Nude Tayne.

Jeff Reguilon@coolguy· Jun 17

Just realized who Sam Altman looks like.

Jeff Reguilon@coolguy· Jun 15

Ready to fight tonight.

Belle and Sebastian - 30th
Anniversary Tour "If You're Feeling Sinister"
Woodland Park Zoo
Fo June 14, 2026 6:00 PM

Jeff Reguilon@coolguy· Jun 14

Nicks in fvie

Photograph of a box of Bing Bing wafer cone snacks.

Jeff Reguilon@coolguy· Jun 8

Hoping Mike Breen remembers the correct phrase to activate KAT tomorrow.

Photo of Reggie Jackson approaching the queen of England from the Naked Gun.

Jeff Reguilon@coolguy· Jun 8

Going to church.

Photo of a hand holding a very large burrito wrapped in silvery tin foil with the word “Pastor” written in thick black ink across the side.

Jeff Reguilon@coolguy· Jun 4

Jeff Reguilon @coolguy.party
Kendrick Perkins just pronounced Rui Hachimura, "Roochie Hachimata."
2:09 PM • Oct 17, 2025

Jeff Reguilon@coolguy· Jun 4

So close

PROJECTED RECORD
81-1 S
PG
Luka Dončić
DAL • 2020s
SG
Michael Jordan
CHI • 1990s
SF
Kevin Durant
GSW • 2010s
PF
Bob McAdoo
NYK • 1970s
Walt Bellamy
WAS • 1960s
TEAM OVR
109

Jeff Reguilon@coolguy· Jun 4

Confirmed

Photo of a bottle of J. Harden Prosecco in front of a Grocey Outlet rug. The label and cap sleeve are neon pink, yellow, and purple, the splotches running down the neck. There is a minimal illustration of a man’s head wth sunglasses and a full beard. It’s either supposed to be James Harden or Divorced Santa.

Jeff Reguilon@coolguy· Jun 3

Screenshot of an 80-2 team with Tiny Archibald, Allen Iverson, John Havlicek, Charles Barkley, and Wilt Chamberlain.

Jeff Reguilon@coolguy· Jun 2

Beautiful view from today’s DJ gig (blasting jazz fusion from my iPhone speaker on the juror terrace at the Seattle Municipal Courthouse).

Jeff Reguilon@coolguy· May 31

Jeff Reguilon@coolguy· May 31

“What? He was delicious and I prefer Progressive.”

A small black and white dog answering for murdering a famous insurance lizard.

Jeff Reguilon@coolguy· May 25

This might be the most upsetting piece of furniture I’ve ever seen.

The Barcalounger Carmelo sofa, a nightmare in taupe. It’s a six-seat sectional wherein every seat is an individual recliner. It looks like a collaboration between the Human Centipede guy and a particularly hallucinatory LLM. I hate it.

Jeff Reguilon@coolguy· May 25

Rasheed Wallace speech bubble meme. Ball don’t lie.

Jeff Reguilon@coolguy· May 24

That’s Dash. Very good boy.

Picture of Dash, a local Seattle golden retriever, wearing a Mariners hat and bandanna. He is in the upper deck of T-Mobile Park and has a fully dressed hot dog sticking out of both sides of his mouth. He has his eyes closed, probably from feeling pure ecstasy.

Jeff Reguilon@coolguy· May 22

Tim Robinson in the Brian’s Hat sketch from I Think You Should Leave. He’s wearing a fedora with tails and a confused expression.

Jeff Reguilon@coolguy· May 20

Seems like Keon Ellis might be able to handle Brunson a little better than Janine from Abbot Elementary, but what do I know.

Quinta Brunson in a remarkably believable James Harden costume.

Jeff Reguilon@coolguy· May 20

Don’t lie to me, NBA app.

Game 1 Is Getting GOOD
Mitchell (26 pts, 6 stl) & Cleveland lead Brunson (21) & New York early i...
now

Jeff Reguilon@coolguy· May 19

His nickname is The Password.

Screenshot of Jhostynxon Garcia's Baseball Reference page. The only entry in his nicknames section is The Password.

Jeff Reguilon@coolguy· May 8