Ketamine and Old Lace (@corgiseveryhour) · DIRTY

Ketamine and Old Lace

@corgiseveryhour

Hard at work crafting better tasting poisons for true taste makers. Blessed be the maker and his water. #butlerianjihadnow He/Them Banner is a crystal corgi by Rabidya

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Ketamine and Old Lace@corgiseveryhour· 9d

Post your worst draft you say?

A draft skeet that reads: I eat more pussy than a coyote let loose in a cat shelter

Ketamine and Old Lace@corgiseveryhour· 11d

My beautiful baby Penny had a seizure this morning, causing me to have to leave a 4 day festival I was working to go get her from the emergency vet. She is okay, just have to keep an eye on her. It was a long, expensive fucking day.

A tri color corgi, resting on a nest of blankets.

Ketamine and Old Lace@corgiseveryhour· 19d

This is the stuff. This isnt sponsored content, but it could be.

I can of cannabis infused blue raspberries soda made by a company named Keef it is 10 mg the can is light blue on the top and dark blue on the bottom

Ketamine and Old Lace@corgiseveryhour· Jul 9

Couldn't have said it better myself

A user was blocked for this skeet that reads
Eat my shit, you illiterate bald fuck.

Ketamine and Old Lace@corgiseveryhour· Jul 2

And for his next excommunication:

Head couchfucker in chief JD Vance
An ugly white man with beard blue eyes and blue tie

Ketamine and Old Lace@corgiseveryhour· Jun 18

How do you do, fellow veterans

Ketamine and Old Lace@corgiseveryhour· Jun 14

Say wot m8

British fish (sheepshead)

Ketamine and Old Lace@corgiseveryhour· Jun 11

Hey

My checkerboard vans purple and black.

Ketamine and Old Lace@corgiseveryhour· Jun 9

Anyone beefing tonight?

The stage (empty) with 4 stools, with the banner for comedy bang bang, ground beefing tour.

Ketamine and Old Lace@corgiseveryhour· Jun 5

Glad to learn I am not a chopped unc.

Am I Unc?

YOUR TIER

Youth Coded

UNC SCORE 9

YOUTH SCORE 91

You're tapped in. The aura is uncooked. Keep doing whatever you're doing.

Ketamine and Old Lace@corgiseveryhour· Jun 5

The is this a meme with an animated man with glasses holding a book pointing at a sloppy cutout of Admiral Ackbar from starwars (a, for lack of a better term, fish man)

The bottom text reads is this a trap?

Ketamine and Old Lace@corgiseveryhour· May 29

You can keep your tit warblers, I prefer the sturdy American Woodcock.

An american woodcock on snow, looking round and plump with a looooong beak for getting bugs

Ketamine and Old Lace@corgiseveryhour· May 26

All hail to the queens

The pop band en vogue in Bob fosse poses

Ketamine and Old Lace@corgiseveryhour· May 23

Actual bluesky experience

Purple Muppet man slaps Oscar the Grouch on the back while saying: I can tell you're
trying to make a joke
but have you considered the dialectical juxtaposition of the statement in terms of how it relates to this thing you werent talking about?

The below text reads: someone who thinks he's participating but isn't makes me very grouchy

Ketamine and Old Lace@corgiseveryhour· May 23

Stickers that say abnormal and animal in heat

Ketamine and Old Lace@corgiseveryhour· May 23

Lunch sketch.

A faceless man sits on a mountain of masks and contemplates the latest one.

Ketamine and Old Lace@corgiseveryhour· May 21

Its calla lillys and its not close.

Beautiful purple and white lillies with yellow stamens

Ketamine and Old Lace@corgiseveryhour· May 16

Subscribe to unlock

A beautiful woman protecting the identity of a purring orange cat.

Ketamine and Old Lace@corgiseveryhour· May 16

2 roads to courage

First skeet: nin fans hornier, but deftones fans fuck more

Second skeet: nin fans fuck more but deftones fans are bigger freaks

Ketamine and Old Lace@corgiseveryhour· May 15

goofy saying i'll fuckin do it again.

Ketamine and Old Lace@corgiseveryhour· May 10

Against all odds

A firepit with a fire in it.

Ketamine and Old Lace@corgiseveryhour· May 6

Them: discrete packaging Me: solid Them

BDSM adult Anal Hook sex Bond it sex toys for men or women + Chinese characters

Ketamine and Old Lace@corgiseveryhour· May 6

I made these things with my hands.

A glass coffin for a mummified baby bird. Moss and silk flowers surround a bed of moss and stones for the wee creature to rest on

A dog skull, under glass, with a vibrant blue flower.

A cat skull suspended over black sand and silk flowers in a glass hexagon

2 deer jaws, one bleached, one cleaned, with dried rose petals and a blue Jay feather on it. They are pointed inward in a square white backdrop.

Ketamine and Old Lace@corgiseveryhour· May 5

Met an angel at the bar tonight.

A wee baby black squirrel

That same way baby black squirrel that crawled up into my coat

Ketamine and Old Lace@corgiseveryhour· May 4

May I make a small suggestion to the women in this mindset? Please, I promise I will be normal about this.

A spaghetti strap mini sundress in black with white polka dots on it on a female figure in front of some flowers peonies if I'm not mistaken

Ketamine and Old Lace@corgiseveryhour· Apr 20

I can post a graph too, Pooper

US Still Produce Most Energy from Fossil Fuels

Renewables make up 8% of US primary energy production 2023 With solar and wind contributing 2.2%

Solar

0.9%

Wind

1.4%

Biomass

5%

Geothermal 0.1%

Coal 12%

Hydro 0.8%

Nuclear

26%

Gas

46%

84%

fossil fuels

Dato from Biden's Energy Infarmation Administration, https://www.eis.gov/totalenergy/data/browser/index.php?tbl-T01.02#/7-A. twitter.com/bjornlomborg

Ketamine and Old Lace@corgiseveryhour· Apr 15

This is awful and that road goes right to here

The Marvel eternal druig played by Barry Keogan with perfectly normal hands not AI generated hands at all. what do you mean? they look perfectly normal.

Ketamine and Old Lace@corgiseveryhour· Apr 9

Spot the difference

A squonk which kind of looks like a maggot with legs

Ketamine and Old Lace@corgiseveryhour· Apr 8

I saw an angel last night.

A cute wiener dog black and tan sleeping on a blanket in someone's lap.

Ketamine and Old Lace@corgiseveryhour· Apr 5

Just scored this little gem Some of these are pretty brutal

A very small book called Shakespeare The Bard's guide to abuses and affronts