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cori@corialias· 17d

all I can think every time another nobody goes TERF for attention

a screenshot from 30 Rock with one word altered. Jenna now says,

I would be willing to "go TERF".

it's a totally legitimate career move, Liz

cori@corialias· 22d

the way his moustache is attached to his bib by a thin line of white fur reminds me of a little moustache-on-a-stick prop

as described, a little prop of a moustache on a stick

cori@corialias· 22d

oh hey guys this is Stanley. he is one year old, he's very orange, and he has a little moustache

orange striped tuxedo cat with golden eyes and a moustache, sitting on a box and leaning in toward the camera so half his face is out of frame

orange striped tuxedo cat with golden eyes and a moustache reclining on a cardboard box

orange striped tuxedo cat with golden eyes and a moustache, up close with his head tilted back so you can see some freckles on his lip and that his moustache is attached to his bib by a thin line of white fur on one side

orange striped tuxedo cat with golden eyes and a moustache, reclining on a cardboard scratchers shaped like a little couch

cori@corialias· Mar 7

I saw a passing reference in a book to San Diego having great weather, so I looked up the weather now/today I'm going to be honest: it hurt my feelings

weather for San Diego. it's sounds beautiful. all figures are in celsius. currently 17 degrees. weather for the week have daytime highs 19 to 26, nighttime lows 12 to 13. a sprinkling of warm rain this weekend.

weather near me, in Sydney, Nova Scotia, Canada. all figures are in celsius. it's currently -16, wind chill feels like -21. temps for the week fluctuate between -11 and 11. rain Sunday, and over 10cm of snow midweek.

not shown is that this is an improvement over the weather lately, and we have huge huge drifts and banks of snow everywhere already

cori@corialias· Feb 28

would you all like to see the giant talking animatronic face Nova Scotia puts on a mall Christmas tree every year

Google image search results for nova scotia tree face.

results are four images of very huge puppet face stuck to a giant Xmas tree in a mall. the face is at least as wide as a person is tall. it depicts a puppet face from cheek to cheek, and from bottom lip to just above the eyes. it has like doll eyes with doll eyelashes. the skin is very pale, but the lips, nose, and cheeks are very round and pink. someone's idea of cute gone way too far until it's creepy

cori@corialias· Dec 18

I got a secondhand baby nutribullet on marketplace (for a great price) so I can puree wet food for my 19.5yo cat Lemmy. which might sound over the top, but she is LOVING her pureed food.

a very old longhaired black cat eating pureed food off a small plate. she looks kinda raggedy, like a well-loved teddy bear

cori@corialias· Nov 16

correct answer found with a different search btw

Emma Stone at the beginning of the movie Bugonia, dressed as a very wealthy character in a white button-up shirt, black suit, with a gorgeous red overcoat draped over and trailing from her shoulders. her handbag and suit are probably visibly expensive brands, but I don't have an eye for that so I can't name them. the red overcoat is very beautiful and some googling brought me to an article that said it is a McQueen

cori@corialias· Nov 16

am I joke to u

Google results for bugonia mcqueen jacket. the results are all ads for garish racecar driver style bomber jackets featuring the disney character from the Cars movies

Bert the puppet from Sesame Street staring down the camera in closeup, looking like he is at his absolute limit

cori@corialias· Nov 13

you can get your cat a cardboard scratcher shaped like a little couch, no one can stop you

my 2yo tuxedo cat, Geddy, sitting on a cardboard cat scratcher that is shaped like a little couch

cori@corialias· Nov 6

moon making a rainbow through the clouds

cori@corialias· Oct 25

next tattoo

screenshot from the X-Files episode Jersey Devil where Mulder gets his big breakthrough when he takes a classic Bigfoot outline and draws big boobs on it, complete with nipples

cori@corialias· Oct 25

did a maple app online appointment about a skin spot, doc says it's seborrheic keratosis. I'm looking it up and the alternate names? excuse me? how very dare?

Other names: Seborrheic verruca, basal cell papilloma, senile wart

cori@corialias· Oct 23

has anyone done this yet lol

orange cat relaxing on blankets with the words added: warning, chonking hazard

cori@corialias· Oct 20

I got a club wrap from a local place. I thought I had to choose which cheese and sauce, so I did. I received a tortilla filled to the brim with mozzarella and ranch, + a few veggies sprinkled in. I repeat: This bulk that looks like tuna salad? It is just mozzarella and ranch.

An open faced tortilla containing what at first appears to be tuna salad. But it is a thick mixture of shredded mozzarella cheese and ranch sauce, with a small amount of green and red veggies sprinkled in

cori@corialias· Aug 24

pictured is a little neighbour cat who broke into our house, ran upstairs, checked out the bedrooms, then growled at the cats who actually live here while I was carrying her back outside.

a fluffy white cat curled up on my step, waiting for another chance to get in the house

cori@corialias· Jul 21

me preparing to dump a Community reference on some unsuspecting person

a magician standing behind a table wearing white gloves holding the top of a bright red cloth draped over something on the table and flowing all the way to the floor

cori@corialias· Jul 2

my mother has many flaws and I can't talk to her, but when the Lord of the Rings movies came out she caught sight of Gimli and said, "he looks like he needs a shit, a shave, and a shower." goddammit but that was a banger of a line.

Gimli from Lord of the Rings. a disgruntled man baring his teeth. he has a long wild red beard, is wearing an old timey metal helmet, and holds a double-sided battle axe

cori@corialias· Jul 1

bee doing some bumbling

cori@corialias· Jun 30

I picture Dieppe basically like this but it's all the various packages with shipping delays

the huge cavernous warehouse full of boxes from Raiders of the Lost Ark

cori@corialias· Jun 29

me and a pint of local strawberries

Saturn Devouring His Son, a painting by Francisco Goya. A large figure feasting on a human form.

cori@corialias· Jun 21

2nd try with rollers, let's go

me with large velcro rollers in my hair. I'm pale with dark hair streaked with red, and I'm hamming it up with an awkward smile

cori@corialias· Jun 21

I was driving outside my home town this evening on a rural road that has no streetlights, no sidewalk, and no shoulder, and I saw someone out for a walk with their water bottle and a tiny hand light. it looked like

that image from Nosferatu 2024 with a person standing on a very dark road surrounded by trees

cori@corialias· Jun 16

gonna go to my hairdresser with photos of Nurse Chapel's hair in season 2 of Star Trek Strange New Worlds

four stills of said character, a blonde woman with neck length textured hair that is longer in front than in back

cori@corialias· May 23

geddy is a bit much

a tuxedo cat curled up on her side, peeking up with one eye

closeup of the tuxedo cat curled up on her side, with the tip of one fang sticking out

closeup of tuxedo cat laying on her side with her tongue out in a little blep

cori@corialias· May 2

stop!!!!

another five assorted glass chimneys from kerosene lamps for sale in my area. this lot is selling for $10

cori@corialias· May 2

again I say to the people separating the pieces of perfectly good old oil lamps and probably converting the base into an electric lamp: stop it!!!

a group of glass chimneys for sale for $20. they're the top part of a kerosene lamp. all three are different shapes and sizes.

cori@corialias· Apr 30

redid the whiteboard calendar because

it's gonna be may

it's the Justin Timberlake meme

cori@corialias· Apr 26

Lemmy's super power is meowing at an astonishing volume. for maximum effect turn the volume all the way up and imagine you are asleep

cori@corialias· Apr 4

sorry I can't hear you, any time my hair is a bit cute I lose my senses

a selfie of me. my hair is mostly tied back, but with texture on the top and waves beside my face. I have highlights that I've dyed red

cori@corialias· Apr 4

I'm watching Mickey 17 and I can't help but think that the voice Pattinson uses is how I imagine the guy on the left sounding. which is perfect for the character. (i haven't read the book yet but I intend to)