Cory

@coryjean

Blue voter, ally, fan of the Matriarchy, Gen X, INFP, yoga instructor, Death doula, ASL interpreter. How you do anything is how you do everything. 🚫 DMs unless I know you. Out of estrogen & patience for willful stupidity she/her

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Cory@coryjean· Jul 16

Yes, this is wrong. Everyone in Donnie’s orbit rips off everyone, it seems. Birds of a feather and all that. But also I kinda feel sorry he has to listen to that declining idiot for a job so maybe we just let him have a side gig.

Kalshi
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White House teleprompter operator accused of making $100k off Trump speech bets
Summary
Bias Comparison
• A longtime White House teleprompter operator has been placed on unpaid leave following federal allegations that he used advance knowledge of President Trump's speeches to make over $100,000 on online prediction markets.
• Gabriel Perez, who has managed Trump's teleprompter since 2016, is under investigation by the Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) for utilizing draft speeches to place wagers on the platform Kalshi.
• The bets targeted Kalshi's "Mentions" market, where users wager on whether a public speaker will use specific words, phrases, or topics. Perez allegedly bet on more than a dozen addresses, including the State of the Union, a Davos summit speech, and a Medal of Honor ceremony.
• Perez reportedly monitored and adjusted his bets in real time during live broadcasts, sometimes exiting positions early when Trump deviated from the prepared teleprompter text to go oft-script.
• The activity was flagged by Kalshi's internal surveillance team, which subsequently froze his account, secured roughly $90,000 to $100,000 in trading profits, and referred the case to federal regulators.

Cory@coryjean· Jul 15

Kinda seems like gender affirming care to me

Hegseth announces annual testosterone screenings for service members
Summary
Bias Comparison
• On Wednesday, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced the Pentagon will require annual testosterone deficiency screenings for active-duty service members age 30 and older, integrating the test into existing periodic health assessments troops already complete each year.
• Research showing declines in men's testosterone levels since the 1990s prompted Congress to include a measure in the fiscal year 2025 national detense bill requesting briefings on treatments and protocols, while special operations veterans identified low testosterone as a critical health issue.
• Hegseth characterized the initiative as voluntary medical care, stating 'If treatment is recommended, it's entirely your choice to receive testosterone replacement therapy,' and emphasized the program aims at 'restoring and optimizing your natural capabilities' rather than artificial enhancement.
• Implementation details remain pending as the Pentagon determines rollout timing across military branches, though service members under 30 will have the option to undergo voluntary screening despite facing no mandatory requirement.

Cory@coryjean· Jul 11

Credit: Terry Real.

At 75, I have a deal with the universe.
If it's not kind,
I'm not interested.
If you have something to say to me, say it like you're on my side.

Cory@coryjean· Jul 11

Remember when we used to wake up in the morning without that dreadful feeling every f***ing day of “wtf did the failing mfr do overnight”…..? Every single person refusing to oust him is equally culpable for the disasters we are building by the hour. Not fixable for generations.

Donald J. Trump
@realDonald Trump
1000 Missiles are Locked and Loaded and aimed at the Islamic Republic of Iran, with thousands of more to immediately follow, should the Iranian Government act on its threat, pronounced in many corners of the Globe, to assassinate, or attempt to assassinate, the sitting President of the United States of America, in this case, ME! Orders have already been given, and the U.S. Military is ready, willing, and able, for a one year period of time, subject to extension, to completely decimate and destroy all areas of Iran - PRAISE BE TO ALLAH! President DONALD J.
TRUMP
1.29k ReTruths 4.15k Likes
Jul 10, 2026, 11:18 PM

Cory@coryjean· Jul 8

RIP, Nolan Wells and may we all demand answers until they come. Those white “friends” know it all & justice needs to be served.

_hollihocks_ › Nolan Wells 2d
White women, I know we did not spend the past however many months having bear vs man discourse only to get offended and pretend like we don't understand the current Nolan Wells discourse.

Cory@coryjean· Jun 15

Not that Michelle Obama needs any approval from me or anyone else but I did send this to her office today. I’m so completely over what we’re allowing to happen in DC. *just realized I sent her an auto correct typo: not “option” but OPINION. Ah well, she’ll get the point.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY? *
Not that you need me to weigh in on anything, but here's another voice to remind you that the putrid, unethical, disgusting, racist, uneducated, unbalanced, sociopathic, demented, destructive pedophile currently squatting in the People's House and his equally debased and sick followers have never said a word of truth about anything and they are NOT the majority option. You are beyond amazing and that's why they try to tear you down. Always applauding you.

Cory@coryjean· Jun 12

Idk who this anchor is on MS NOW but I hope that this is a core memory for her- being able to be the one to broadcast live as this illegal shit stain name is removed from the Kennedy Center. I hope when she’s 98 years old that she remembers this moment clearly and proudly. #fucktrump

MS now anchor woman standing in front of the Kennedy Center about to do a news segment about the removal of that fucking fuck’s name that was illegally placed.

Cory@coryjean· May 27

Such good advice

blumewomb • 19 hours ago
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Stop modeling your health after men. You need more sleep than a man. You don't tolerate fasting as well as a man. You aren't as stress resilient as a man. Stop trying to keep up with their 24 hour hormone cycle when you have a 28 day hormone cycle. You function entirely differently.
@blumewomb

Cory@coryjean· May 7

wilde_growth ® 3/28/26
Influencers should have a minimum age requirement of 75.
I'm tired of skincare advice from someone who still has baby teeth and a ring light.
Give me a woman who's buried two husbands, owns three cardigans, and doesn't care if you like her.
That's who I trust with a recommendation.
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Cory@coryjean· May 7

Beyond gross

Ground Summary
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Tennessee Republicans pass new map erasing majority-Black US House district
Summary
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Tennessee Republicans on Thursday approved a new congressional map dismantling a majority-Black U.S.
House district centered on Memphis, as several other Southern states seek to leverage last week's U.S.
Supreme Court decision that severely weakened the landmark Voting Rights Act.
Read Article
L 46%
C 31%
R 23%
Tennessee, US • 1h ago
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Cory@coryjean· May 7

rollwithbeatrice 3h
@Threads
Trump's ballroom went from $200M to $300M to
$400M, and now Congress wants $1B for a tacky gold ballroom. We aren't being governed. We're being fucking looted.

Cory@coryjean· May 5

blooddocdad
political tea
16h
I know the Met Gala raises money for art—but it's hard to watch that level of wealth on display when my cancer patients are struggling to afford copays, groceries, gas

Cory@coryjean· May 4

Two women sitting on a couch and watching tv and one asking the other this question: LA TACO
SUNDAY
TAQUITOS
ian!
"How many more rock bottoms do you think the country has left?"

Cory@coryjean· May 2

You guys. YOU GUYS. FOR REAL WHERE IS THE CHRISTIAN OUTRAGE ON THIS…?!?!?! I remember the days when the church would overact at almost ANY hint of potential small amount of perceived public artistic blasphemy.

A picture of Trump crucified on a cross

TheRealThelmaJohnson & @TheReal... • 1h
Holy Mackerel
Donald J. Trump
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@realDonaldTrump • 2h
Cody Simpson @CodyForSC
They're persecuting @realDonaldTrump more than they persecuted him.
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Cory@coryjean· Apr 29

Unbelievably sad, infuriating and ridiculous that this is the reality of the failing criminal that we allow to stay in charge of the country day after day after day.

Donald J. Trump O©
@realDonaldTrump
Iran can't get their act together. They don't know how to sign a nonnuclear deal. They better get smart soon! President DJT
NO MORE MR. NICE GUY!
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Apr 29, 2026, 4:05 AM

Cory@coryjean· Apr 24

I don’t tend to like my own cooking very often but this actually is divine. Roasted peppers, tomatoes, carrots, beef bone broth I made yesterday, & the little bit of red wine that was sitting around. Was delicious even without the Parmesan that I added & when I reheat, I may stir in some cream.

grid of four pictures: peppers and tomatoes ready to be roasted, peppers and tomatoes done being roasted and resting in red wine and olive oil, soup pot of the roasted peppers and tomatoes with the roasted carrots added, 3 mason jars of the finished blended soup

Cory@coryjean· Apr 22

1) may he rest in peace 2) condolences to his loved ones 3) for all that is holy, can we PLEASE enact some term limits…?? This is insane that we are run by the elderly.

Ground Summary
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Rep. David Scott, a Georgia Democrat seeking his 13th term in Congress, dies at age 80
Summary
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• On Tuesday, Congressman David Scott, who represented Georgia's 13th District, passed away at age 80 after nearly five decades in elected office.
• Scott began his public service career in 1974 with the Georgia General Assembly, serving 28 years before his 2002 election to the U.S. House, where he became the first Black chairman of the House Agriculture Committee.
• Known as a centrist Democrat, Scott secured nearly $32 million in federal funding for district infrastructure while routinely hosting job and health fairs that maintained strong constituent support.
• Scott is the fifth member of Congress to die in office since January 2025, shifting the House to
217 Republicans, 212 Democrats, and one independent.
• The longtime lawmaker was seeking a 13th term, facing six Democratic challengers in the May 19 primary; however, the cause of his death has not been released.

Cory@coryjean· Apr 14

clairely_unhinged 1h
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Turns out, the ability to tell the difference between a doctor and jesus was part of his most recent cognitive exam...which he failed.

Cory@coryjean· Apr 14

joshgad • 19m
I don't know about you but I love it when my Doctor's hands glow, and he wears mystical robes and treats me by putting his light-producing hand over my head while he makes my face beam in front of a massive American flag while looking like Jesus Christ might have looked but clearly not attempting to be Jesus Christ. I totally get Trump's post now. Just needed the context.

Cory@coryjean· Apr 14

pizzacakecomic • 16h
Jesus watching Trump say he's Jesus

A cartoon of Jesus looking down with very wide eyes as in Wtaf

Cory@coryjean· Apr 14

madame.fab 18h
Hey there, hi there, ho there. Non-Christian, non-American, non-MAGA, non-gobshite with unvaccinated views here. So, some of my iconology may not be current. But WTAF is this?
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I think that's the Red Cross Executive Director.

A close up of the portrait where Trump is cosplaying Jesus that looks to be a demon of some sort in the sky

Cory@coryjean· Apr 14

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joelau7 10h
In living rooms across the Divided States of America, families gather to worship the Pedophile God of Wars.

A picture of Trump cos-playing as Jesus and a MAGA family kneeling in front of the portrait and praying

Cory@coryjean· Apr 14

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jreakle •
1h
God bless every member of the American Red Cross who puts their safety on the line every day to serve those in need.
Picture unrelated.

Picture of Jesus

Cory@coryjean· Apr 14

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auntiemameskitchen •
43m
Just a pic of my family's pediatrician.

Jesus sitting with children

Cory@coryjean· Apr 14

hadtobegoo 2h
Need to show you guys this painting of my doctor waterskiing.

Jesus walking on the water

Cory@coryjean· Apr 13

Yes, he posted this of himself tonight. He’s so deranged. May those keeping in him power suffer the consequences that they deserve.

Trump laying hands on a sick person like he’s Jesus with an American flag in the background.

Cory@coryjean· Apr 12

I made this tonight and it was absolutely a good choice.

awcim.arizona.edu
Golden Milk Recipe
Supplies: Small saucepan, sieve, whisk.
Ingredients:
1 cup of milk (plant-based or dairy)
1 teaspoon turmeric powder
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon grated ginger
A pinch of ground black pepper
Optional:
Up to 1 teaspoon of maple syrup (adjust to taste)
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
Instructions:
1. Begin by gently heating your choice of milk in a small saucepan over medium heat.
2. As the milk warms, whisk in the turmeric, cinnamon, ginger, black pepper, and optional vanilla.
3. Allow the mixture to simmer gently without reaching a boil, for about 10 minutes.
4. Remove from heat and stir in optional maple syrup to taste.
5. To reduce chunks and get a smoother texture, strain the milk through a fine sieve into your favorite mug.
6. Sprinkle golden milk with a bit of ground cinnamon and enjoy.

Cory@coryjean· Apr 5

He’s truly always been an awful human. I do vaguely remember this. And I don’t believe his wife died from falling down the stairs, either.

"I'm old enough to remember the 1489 helicopter crash with Trumps casino execs aboard headed out to testify in a case related to Trump. Trump backed out of the flight at the last minute stating that "he was too busy" to leave at the time.
Witnesses said "Trump was lying, he was not busy." The pilot, co-pilot and 3 execs died that day."
~Wende Reid
The body count over his lifetime has been incogitable.
@thechalkboardnews

Cory@coryjean· Mar 27

This racist man makes me insane. I can’t wait until he’s gone.

Hegseth Removes Two
Women and Two Black Men From Military Promotion List:
NYT
Summary
Bias Comparison
• Pentagon chief Pete Hegseth removed four Army officers-two women and two Black men-from a one-star general promotion list earlier this month, a move New York Times reporters describe as 'highly unusual' and prompting military officials to question whether officers were singled out because of race or gender.
• Army Secretary Daniel Driscoll repeatedly refused
Hegseth's months-long pressure to remove the names, citing the officers' decades-long exemplary service records, as Hegseth pursued his broader agenda to eliminate diversity, equity, and inclusion policies since taking office in January 2025.
• According to the report, Hegseth's chief of staff Ricky Buria allegedly told Driscoll last summer that President Trump would not want to stand next to a Black female officer at military events during a heated exchange about Major General Antoinette Gant's promotion to commander of the Military District of Washington.
• Senior officials in Hegseth's office have debated whether he possesses leaal authoritv for the

Cory@coryjean· Mar 25

So bizarre but entirely fitting headline out of Donald’s White House. “Be peaceful in the way I require or I’ll unleash hellfire.” Get this man a Nobel Peace Prize, stat. 🙄