
Cory Ottenwess@coryottenwess· Jun 12 Jfc capitalism.. really? What the fuck.

Cory Ottenwess@coryottenwess· May 30 Breakfast empanadas. Success! Eggs, bacon, potatoes chives, cheese. Maple glaze. Adding that one to my repertoire.

Cory Ottenwess@coryottenwess· May 21 48+ chicken tinga empenadas in progress.

Cory Ottenwess@coryottenwess· May 12 Tell me your Google's spam protection is not working.. without telling me it's not working. #ihatethis

Cory Ottenwess@coryottenwess· Sep 30 Wife is sick.. so weapons grade chicken soup is on the way!

Cory Ottenwess@coryottenwess· Sep 14 These are the best coffee companions

Cory Ottenwess@coryottenwess· Aug 26 Luci got disconnected from the network.

Cory Ottenwess@coryottenwess· Aug 11 Lucy does not understand the concept of “personal space”

Cory Ottenwess@coryottenwess· Jul 3 Seems the orange one lost her connection to the brain cell network and is searching for signal.

Cory Ottenwess@coryottenwess· Jul 2 It’s not right that the Far Side website needs ads. I’d pay for access to all of the cow humor.

Cory Ottenwess@coryottenwess· Jun 12 It’s weird to see a cuckhold in public..

Cory Ottenwess@coryottenwess· Jun 7 We’ve taken to calling Luci, the ginger cat, “dramatic”. And honestly, it fits.


Cory Ottenwess@coryottenwess· May 10 I support public art. And by public art I mean whoever left this in the Home Depot parking lot.


Cory Ottenwess@coryottenwess· May 6 i'm ready for this franchise to get a reboot.

Cory Ottenwess@coryottenwess· Apr 20 This Ai slop is now being used in deceptive advertising


Cory Ottenwess@coryottenwess· Apr 8 Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Cory Ottenwess@coryottenwess· Mar 17 have you ever felt attacked by a Calvin & Hobbes comic?

