Cosmic Raise (@cosmicraise) · DIRTY

Cosmic Raise

@cosmicraise

Board certified douche canoe; fully accredited jackwad DMs open, I said with completely unwarranted optimism

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Cosmic Raise@cosmicraise· 14d

Lemurgency

An angry looking lemur

Cosmic Raise@cosmicraise· 20d

Where but the good old US of A is a hot dog, potato chips, and a soda considered a “meal”?

A picture of a hotdog, potato chips, and a soda listed at $3 with the caption “introducing our new meal deals”

Cosmic Raise@cosmicraise· 22d

Enthusiasm level

Three sullen looking women standing in front of a stage, one of them holding a sign that reads “time to have sex“. I have absolutely no idea what the context here is, sorry.

Cosmic Raise@cosmicraise· Jul 29

Cosmic Raise@cosmicraise· Jul 27

Y’all were so preoccupied with the double ended F-35 that you missed the double ended oil tanker

Cosmic Raise@cosmicraise· Jul 5

Mother Nature showing everyone with their puny fireworks how it’s done

Large bolts of lighting beneath ominous storm clouds, viewed in the distance looking across a lake

Cosmic Raise@cosmicraise· Jul 1

NAFO!!!

Cosmic Raise@cosmicraise· Jun 12

Coca Cola:

Ralph Wiggum “I’m helping” meme

Cosmic Raise@cosmicraise· Apr 24

Looking at you, AT&T

Chart showing how cell phones barely work now unless they have a full four bars

Cosmic Raise@cosmicraise· Mar 21

I think they entered 😐

“Do not enter” sign that has clearly been run over and severed from the ground

Cosmic Raise@cosmicraise· Mar 16

On a scale of 1-10, how high are you? Me:

Cosmic Raise@cosmicraise· Feb 27

Bluesky is trying to tell me something tonight 😐

Cosmic Raise@cosmicraise· Feb 24

Niiice

Cosmic Raise@cosmicraise· Feb 19

Pawn stars meme “best I can do is 45 minutes later”

Cosmic Raise@cosmicraise· Feb 10

Astronaut meme “So Russia actually wants war? Always has”

Cosmic Raise@cosmicraise· Feb 7

Man holding a sign saying “Vance is a traitor go ski in Russia“

Cosmic Raise@cosmicraise· Jan 29

It’s little consolation, I know

IF YOU EVER FEEL HEAVY BECAUSE YOU CARE DEEPLY ABOUT INJUSTICE, SUFFERING AND ECOLOGICAL DESTRUCTION.
REMEMBER THAT A TRILLION DOLLAR PROPAGANDA MACHINE WAS BUILT TO MAKE YOU NUMB AND IT DIDN'T WORK ON YOU
- @EARTHLY GUY

Cosmic Raise@cosmicraise· Jan 8

I LOVED McCoy Stadium! I would buy a GA ticket and watch a few innings from several different spots around the stadium. It was like $12, to watch AAA baseball!

A view of a baseball Diamond from the grandstand, with the pitcher delivering a pitch and the sun setting in the background

Cosmic Raise@cosmicraise· Jan 6

Horseshoe crabs getting busy in Rhode Island

Cosmic Raise@cosmicraise· Dec 26

Cosmic Raise@cosmicraise· Nov 30

Picture of a tattoo with the caption “it means friendship in Chinese” but looks suspiciously like two people engaged in oral sex

Cosmic Raise@cosmicraise· Nov 29

Get on my level

Screenshot of my mobile browser showing 119 open tabs

Cosmic Raise@cosmicraise· Nov 13

TERF alert

cee-cee @mad-girl.bsky.social

why is it so controversial for me to say that women's rights are human rights?
why must a woman's human rights be subordinated by anyone else's?
i wish women had the same rights as anyone who trans identifies.
why am i being condemned for refusing to perpetuate a delusion?

'Transgenderism
is the only mental illness demanding the rest of society adopt the patient's delusion…’

Cosmic Raise@cosmicraise· Nov 8

Missed it by four 🤬

Cosmic Raise@cosmicraise· Oct 21

“When she’s got nice pumpkins” skeleton hands holding pumpkins as if they were breasts

Cosmic Raise@cosmicraise· Oct 19

Cosmic Raise@cosmicraise· Oct 3

This is clever but now I can’t like it. It’s in the rules.

Cosmic Raise@cosmicraise· Sep 12

(totally not Airbnb host): You should book for two if it’s just you! Follow me for more travel tips!

“How do you do, fellow kids?“ meme

Cosmic Raise@cosmicraise· Aug 30

Never change, CVS

A photo of a CVS receipt stretching off into the distance like the Star Wars intro, next to a tape measure showing it checking in at just over 30”

Cosmic Raise@cosmicraise· Aug 29

How about this one?