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Count Dorkula@countdorkula· Jun 17

Count Dorkula@countdorkula· Jun 17

There's a "Is Trump auditioning for a Baldy Man reboot?" joke to be made here, but I'm not caffeinated enough to make it.

Count Dorkula@countdorkula· Apr 18

Count Dorkula@countdorkula· Feb 15

For lulz I clicked on the "Join" link:

Count Dorkula@countdorkula· Jan 3

Diversity, thy name is the 119th Congress Committee Chairs.

Count Dorkula@countdorkula· Dec 29

"Discover" timeline doing "Discover" timeline things, and the ratio of Toaster Slot to Pop-Tart is health and safety gone mad:

Count Dorkula@countdorkula· Nov 16