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countlessCryptids ΘΔ&@countlesscryptids· 28d

`learning to` draw` :3 - mimic

amateur art on a dark green background. a vibrant dark blue fox is depicted in the center, jumping happily. she has large eyes across the length of her body, most of which are closed in joy! in front of her are a pile of computer files; treats for her! she is also being petted by a yellow hand.

a screenshot of a discord conversation - most names are censored for privacy.
person a says "I have fed censored the world files"
mimic says "my turn?"
person b says "here's a file for you to eat"
person a says "I will feed mimic the world files"
mimic sends a sticker of herself, which three people react to with a petting emoji
person c says "chomp"

countlessCryptids ΘΔ&@countlesscryptids· Jun 4

could've posted the actual carbuncle pizza, smh... - bits

the actual Carbuncle Pizza from Abiotic Factor

countlessCryptids ΘΔ&@countlesscryptids· May 13

context: cl-? (me!) is a clyde sub-headmate or facet or something, o-r is an obsidian sub-headmate or facet named red - cl-?

a screenshot of a pair of messages on Discord

cl-? and o-r have a symbiotic relationship: cl-? wants to be brutally torn apart and o-r wants to brutally tear someone apart
they also have compatible tastes in music so cl-?'s playlist activates o-r
I need the "[you're my best friend] [...] to think I tried to kill you two times in this quarantine" meme but with "tried to" blacked out and it's cl-? and o-r

unsure if this would count as gore or snuff or some shit so I'm gonna tag em here just to be safe #gore #snuff

countlessCryptids ΘΔ&@countlesscryptids· May 6

Clyde - Any Pronouns (outdated art so expect this reply to get replaced someday soonish)

countlessCryptids ΘΔ&@countlesscryptids· May 6

Amber - She/Her

countlessCryptids ΘΔ&@countlesscryptids· May 6

Mint - It/Faer

countlessCryptids ΘΔ&@countlesscryptids· May 6

Mimic - She/It

countlessCryptids ΘΔ&@countlesscryptids· Apr 28

mim: `grill`b `chees`

a grilled cheese sandwich and a glass of lemonade

countlessCryptids ΘΔ&@countlesscryptids· Mar 6

might make ones for the rest of us eventually but here's mine - clyde

minecraft crafting grid meme- to make your very own clyde, you need: 1 pallid bat from real life, 1 mae from night in the woods, 1 spinda from pokemon, and 1 sprigatito also from pokemon

countlessCryptids ΘΔ&@countlesscryptids· Mar 5

I am perfectly normal. - Slate

A screenshot from discord; it is of a message from us. The message is:
Slate: Clyde has informed me I am "the robotfucker of the system."

A screenshot from discord; it is of a pair of messages from us, referring to a previous message mentioning a cyberpunk variant of Slate's design. The messages are as follows:
Slate: I believe I may prefer this form over the mage; that is not to say I dislike the mage, just that this form gives me a bit more pleasure to think about.
Mimic: machine-integration euphoria
Slate has added his respective heart emoji below Mimic's message.

countlessCryptids ΘΔ&@countlesscryptids· Nov 24

Thank you for the opportunity! Rest assured we'll be pleased no matter who you choose! (please and thank you, if "pleased" didn't count because we were trying to be silly/clever with it)

An anthro hybrid of a Norwegian Forest Cat and pallid bat is sitting lazily on the floor. He has a tortoiseshell fur pattern; mostly black fur with patches of brown and bright orange scattered throughout. He is wearing a black gasmask with clear lenses showing blind, half-lidded eyes. There's an orange mist around his head that seems to be coming from inside the gasmask.

countlessCryptids ΘΔ&@countlesscryptids· Oct 1

Thank you for the opportunity!! Prompts 1 & 3 please; diaper preferred but definitely not required if you think the sketch would look better without one! - Amber

Amber, a papillon dog + honeypot ant hybrid! The honeypot ant aspect is primarily shown in her antennae and her abdomen full of blue "ambrosia".

countlessCryptids ΘΔ&@countlesscryptids· Aug 26

we're perfectly normal - amber

countlessCryptids ΘΔ&@countlesscryptids· Aug 24

new pfp (and Mint's redesign that we've been working on for at least the better half of a year), courtesy of our wonderful girlfriend @paddedpestilence.bsky.social 💛💚 - Amber

An anthro ferret/peacock spider hybrid stands in a dark forest, its back facing you, looking over its shoulder with wide, almost feral eyes; black sclera with green irises glowing in the night. It looks like it was interrupted, now staring at you with interest. Its fur is tan, turning white near its paws, and it has mint-green shoulder-length hair. In place of a tail, it has a spider's abdomen, with pink and purple markings on the top and bottom and two green rings near the tip. Above the abdomen, three pairs of spider's legs sprout from its back, folded at its sides.
Past it, in the direction it was looking before it spotted you, is a faintly glowing green cocoon, dangling from a tree not in frame, still moving.

countlessCryptids ΘΔ&@countlesscryptids· May 15

@cerbear.bsky.social got hacked, don't fall for any messages sent from their account right now! got blocked for calling the phisher out, of course - amber

screenshot of a chat exchange between me and @cerbear.bsky.social. In it, they claim to have been PREVIOUSLY hacked, and mistakenly reporting me for it. in reality, they are CURRENTLY hacked, and the scammer is going through a script that would lead to me getting hacked as well. they stopped going down the script when I asked what they get out of hacking people, and they instead blocked me.

countlessCryptids ΘΔ&@countlesscryptids· Apr 23

amber: good dog, loves to hear it but rarely accepts it slate: reserved masked "cult leader"/"prophet" mint: creepy-cute (mostly cute?) cuddly cryptid critter :::3 clyde: shithead stoner bat, bad influence X) valerie: voidwyrm empress of nothing, handmade shell of bark and flowers

tumblr post by Acegender reading as follows:
explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like "male", "female", "nonbinary", "masculine", "feminine", or "androgynous". go!

countlessCryptids ΘΔ&@countlesscryptids· Apr 14

PFP vs us (don't usually do these sorts of things but lately we've been tempted to post a selfie and this is probably a better idea for now (also we really need a new pfp at some point)) - amber

countlessCryptids ΘΔ&@countlesscryptids· Feb 5

also, have a silly thing we made for mimic - amber

A mock-up of a Windows bluescreen. Sections of text have been censored and replaced, indicated with [brackets]:
A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer.
The problem seems to be caused by the following file: [mimic.fox]
If this is the first time you've seen this stop error screen, [say hello]. If this screen appears again, follow these steps:
Check to make sure any [guest] or [friend] is properly [fed]. If this is a new [friend], [feed her] any Windows [files] you might need.
If problems continue, [feed me] or [pet me or love me]. Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing. If you need to use safe mode to remove or disable components, [too bad].

countlessCryptids ΘΔ&@countlesscryptids· Nov 20

Queen Valerie art by our girlfriend, @paddedpestilence.bsky.social (also one of our friends said "would" before learning this is one of us and val's taking that compliment for sure :3)