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Hopeful Chump

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I don't know what I'm doing more than half of the time

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Hopeful Chump@cousins· 25d

I know this guy in the comments thought he was paying a compliment, but don't fucking rank us, dude.

"i love woke 8"

Hopeful Chump@cousins· 25d

You’re saying this gentleman is a goblin?

Black cat rolled on his back looking like a goblin

Hopeful Chump@cousins· 26d

Hopeful Chump@cousins· 28d

I thought it was a reference to this king

Artist's rendering of kid who punched the pro-ICE asshole at his school. Across the bottom it says "Okay"

Hopeful Chump@cousins· 29d

Shug is the dog from this cartoon

Hopeful Chump@cousins· Jul 8

But more importantly, what are you eating

Black cat sitting in a chair at the dinner table, peeking over the table edge

Hopeful Chump@cousins· Jul 7

Probably because of this:

Dog Domestication: We changed form, size, personality... Lifestyle, instinct, our entire way of being. (black and white cartoon of wolves running in a pack then a tiny dog in his bed with a bone toy)

Cat Domestication: We went inside. (black and white cartoon of a cat in tall grass outside, then the same exact cat in a room.)

Hopeful Chump@cousins· Jun 27

Watch out, Heater and other cat

Under sea image with the text 'Shrimps.' There are cats curled up in shrimpy shapes

Hopeful Chump@cousins· Jun 25

All Bran has a soul patch! Just like my little guy

Tuxedo cat on a green chair partially behind a multicolored pillow.

Hopeful Chump@cousins· Jun 23

Pretty on brand for tech bros to invent shoes based on the beloved IP "Do Not Invent the Shoes that Will Make You Dance Yourself to Death"

Art based on the film "The Red Shoes"

Hopeful Chump@cousins· Jun 23

I know the feeling

Tuxedo cat fully draped over a sewing machine

Close up of the same cat’s front paws, showing that they’re curled beans-up and the cat is fully relaxed

Hopeful Chump@cousins· Jun 17

I was thinking she looked like she applied the concealer around her eyes with Homer's makeup gun

Homer aiming his makeup gun, Marge with makeup splattered over her face, chest and hair

Hopeful Chump@cousins· Jun 15

And when it’s really hot the nips come out

Black cat snoozing with his belly exposed

Hopeful Chump@cousins· Jun 13

I also have a ham son

Chonky black cat looking adorable. He ham

Hopeful Chump@cousins· Jun 11

I’m making a butter bell

Hopeful Chump@cousins· Jun 8

Who wore it better?

Pic of Olive Oyl wearing brown leather boots similar to Zohran's

Hopeful Chump@cousins· Jun 5

Twins

A tuxedo kitten is getting his whole life chomping on some pet grass

Hopeful Chump@cousins· Jun 5

Please behold the dumbest craft project I’ve ever made

Pink door with a faux stained glass transom that reads “You can’t skip lunch”

Hopeful Chump@cousins· Jun 4

"(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 500 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao"

Hopeful Chump@cousins· Jun 1

This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish your most recent cat pics

A tuxedo cat feigns sleep with his paw over his face, one eye wide open

A well behaved black cat looks out the window, imagines the warm blood of pigeons coursing down his throat.

Hopeful Chump@cousins· Jun 1

Agreed

A black cat on his back making air biscuits

Hopeful Chump@cousins· May 29

When the billionaire purge gets to Steyer and Pritzker

Wesley Snipes crying as he prepares to shoot

Hopeful Chump@cousins· May 27

Hopeful Chump@cousins· May 27

I loved this so much, both for the AI hate and the awesome ceramics. Please enjoy these portraits of my cats and an axlotl

Hopeful Chump@cousins· May 24

www.thedailybeast.com/resizer/v2/I...

Still from Mom Confessions SNL sketch

Hopeful Chump@cousins· May 21

You'd look like the heartthrob singer from Girls5Eva with his fox teeth

Human man with tiny fox teeth

Hopeful Chump@cousins· May 21

I made this jar that’s a double portrait of my cats

Hopeful Chump@cousins· May 9

I also have one of these

Tuxedo cat sitting like a monorail cat on the arm of the couch. The white blaze on his nose resembles a garlic bulb

Hopeful Chump@cousins· May 7

This Louise Gluck poem makes the whole journey worth it:

Telemachus' Detachment

When I was a child looking
at my parents' lives, you know
what I thought? I thought
heartbreaking. Now I think
heartbreaking, but also
insane. Also
very funny.

Hopeful Chump@cousins· May 2

When you put Guy Maddin in charge of the merch

Poster for The Saddest Music in the World featuring beer legs